Morning Sun High School - Tiger Yearbook (Morning Sun, IA)

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Senior Class Prophecy Now if all will be quiet, And there's an end to the riot, A story will commence to begin That shan't stop till the end. When we were young teens We wore jeans and grew mean. For in order to exist, We had to use our fists. I guess all that meanness was not used in vain, For none of my friends are now using the cane. Why even Rick Dopler, a short mighty man, Is head of the janitors of American Bandstand. And you'd never believe that I once knew, Frances Johnston--the only mother of 32. Oh, yes, I guess I had better explain, That Johnston was her maiden name. Her friend Janet Pulse, who all thought nuts, Is now owner of a dog pound raising mutts. Wherever she goes she must always take Her mutts, her kids and her husband Jake. A guy that was in our class for only a year, Is now out in the world raising fear. That Dave Rice is really a villain And he keeps rolling that dice to make his millions. Another classmate that has made it to the top, Is the Sheridan Hotel's 81st floor bell hop. Yep, Rick Simmons lives a pretty easy life, At home he's got 7 kids and a chubby wife. I never thought LyNann Jacobs would ever fib, Why she swore up and down she'd not join women's lib. She gave up her boutique and all her money So she could protest and look funny. There is a nucleus in every cell, And I suppose ours was Terry Delzell. But now she's a doc and a mom of quintets, Which keeps her quite busy trying to stay out of debt. You 'll be amazed when I tell what happened to one. Of course he could be none other than Don Carlson. He bought himself a beauty salon for only females, And devotes all his time listening to women's ails. No one can ever forget Royce Heitmeier, Cause he was the class's biggest liar. , He's now in the army doing his thing, Taking X-rays and making slings. Oh, yes, you probably want to hear Of actor Tom Klaus and his mirror. He asked unto it who was the fairest of all And with it's answer he threw it at the wall. A girl who no one thought would fail Was none other than Beth Caldwell. She was so active one could not believe That now all she does is sit and weave. Kirk Heater was always on the go-- That could be why he now works with dough. Not with the dough the government makes, He works with the stuff that he can bake. Would you believe that Janice Caparoon Now works for a circus blowing up balloons? The kids follow her all over the place So when she blows they can watch her face. On all-star wrestling one can now see Tim J ohnson--who as a wrestler was meant to be Though he has the muscles he lacks the fat So his opponents aren't too scared on the mat. His mighty shoulders and big blue eyes Now help Roger Samuels model ties. The ugliest ones he can help sell Just because he models so well. In art, Teri Gabeline does quite a lot, Which is painting walls with tiny dots. It's rumored that she does quite well, But then one can't believe such far-out tales. Something that I just have to tell Is the vocation of Rhoda Delzell. She works for the few who have an income So you know an accountant she did become. Dave Pierce was always quite the singer As a mortician he's a humdinger. His parents are mighty proud and glad That their son has the job they once had. Sandra Stotlar, who all males see, Turned out to be a sexy secretary. She doesn't have to type or keep books Cause the boss hired her only for looks. Donna Evans can no where be seen For as a model she has grown lean. They say she's caught up with Howard Hughes And together they see very few. Running for governor on the ballot sheet Is Mark Keltner who all say can't be beat. He switched to Republican cause he saw Democrats can't win unless they break the law. Bob Richenberger went into a good field By growing potatoes that do not need peeled. The housewives adore him and call him saint And when they see him they go into a faint. The senior class included Teresa Heater Who now works in the city checking meters. She loves writing tickets to those who drive Fords Cause checking M. S. 's two meters makes her bored Everyone knows what happiness is worth And the possessor of it is Shirley Dearth. Millions flock to see her from around the world Cause they love to see old happy Shirl. Kevin Hall was always pretty busy. In fact, so busy he made most of us dizzy. One need not ask what he does now Cause I'1l tell you, he milks cows. Now since all have been quiet And you've not had a riot A story shall end That still has to begin.

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Sandra D . Stotlar Softball ....... . . 2 Football Cheerleader ..... 3,4 Basketball Cheerleader . . . l,3,4 Student Council ......... 2 Newspaper. . . . 4 Yearbook . . . . . 4 Mixed Chorus . .... l Band .... . . l,2,3,4 MYF Member . . . . 1,2 David D. Rice Wrestling . . . 4 Track . . . . . '4 Yearbook . . . . 4 Red Rose Navy Blue and Silver Push, ull or Get ut of the Wa

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Senior Class Will - We, the twenty-seven members of the Senior Class of 1972, being of sound mind and resourceful nature 7241, of the time do hereby will the following: I, Kirk Heater, will to Wayne Johnson a box of Wheaties so he can get the basketball at least up to the rim. I, Royce Heitmeier, will to John Baird one pair of sheep shears that were willed to me last year. E I, Tom Klaus, will to anyone who will take it my coveted position on the basketball cheerleading squad. We, Tim Johnson, Don Carlson, Rick Simmons, and Rick Dopler, will to Coach Christenson a new whistle and a steel door to the wrestling room in the hopes that they will last through the next season. I, Janet Pulse, will to Karla Hamilton my ability of holding drinks. I, LyNann Jacobs and Sandra Stotlar, will to Danny Thomas and John Baird our Well-used geometry books, since they didn't use theirs. We, Dave Pierce, Kevin Hall, Kirk Heater, Rick Simmons, Tom Johnson, and Roger Samuels will the Junior Class our most prized possession, Don Carlson, so that the class will be motivated by his high intelligence, integrity, ambition, and gross humor. I, Rick Dopler, will to any underclassman one well used dust mop, in the hopes that someone will help Mr. Hobbs keep our school clean. I, Tim Johnson, will to Tony Thomas my tremendous willpower to stay away from all girls during wrestling season so he can confine his wrestling strictly to the practice room. I, Sandra Stotlar, will Nancy Earnest a box of popcorn for her little ventures to Mediapolis. I, Royce Heitmeier, will to Raymond Parkhurst one free key to our house so that he will never have to knock to get in. We, the Senior Class, will to Mr. Bishop, one case of bubble gum so he'll have something to chew on besides his glasses. I, Janet Pulse, will Carla Sands my ability of being tough in basketball. I, Tim Johnson, will Frank Springsteen exclusive rights to the local Ex-Lax dealership in Morning Sun. We, Denise Woodruff, Rhoda Delzell, and Beth Caldwell, will to Mrs. Nelson a tiny microphone to put on Mr. Nelson's shirt so she can hear what's going on between him and his student teachers. We, LyNann Jacobs and Sandra Stotlar, will to Karla Hamilton a gallon of gas for all her trips to Kerr's pond. I, Tim Johnson, will to Frank Springsteen a silver holster in hopes he will keep his silver guns and bullets in it. We, Don Carlson, Tim Johnson, Dave Pierce, and Roger Samuels, will all the Junior boys one study hall in the history room sixth period on Monday, so that they may discuss, exaggerate, brag, or lie about their weekend exploits. I, Terry Delzell, will Karla Hamilton a new lab partner in the hopes that she will be able to get through at least one experiment without messing it up. I, Bob Richenberger, will to Dan Thomas, his own private seat in court. I, Dave Pierce, will to Mr. Ellinger an engagement ring instead of a class ring. I, Teri Gabeline, will to Wayne Johnson a pair of binoculars so that he won't miss out on anything in the future. I, Teresa Heater, will to Karla Hamilton my church keys that hung in my locker all year. I, Bob Richenberger, will to Raymond Parkhurst my ability not to get stick on Monday afternoons. We, Tom Klaus and Rick Dopler, will to Dan Thomas a sufficient quantity of coordination, agility and intelligence so that the next time Mark Martin takes a swing at him he will at least attempt to duck it. I, Donna Evans, will gladly my government book to any of the Juniors who dare take it next year. I, Dave Pierce, will Wayne Johnson another six weeks of mono, so I can hustle his girl again. I, Terry Delzell, will Dwight Pierce a book of crossword puzzles, a dictionary, and a pencil with a big eraser to keep in his band folder. I, Roger Samuels, will Wayne Johnson and Tony Thomas a year's subscription to MAD magazine in order that they may have a textbook for government next year. I, Beth Caldwell, will to April Kerr, one chair so she'll have some place to sit while whe waits for her mother after school. I, Rhoda Delzell, will to Betty Tomson, my great ability to get along with the rest of the basketball team. I, Don Carlson, will to Monte Q Chicillini J Delzell a life time supply of Marx Bros. and W. C. Fields movies, and also 4 tanks, l viaduct, and 3 glow worms. I, Rick Simmons, will Wayne Johnson a 50 dollar gift certificate for tow truck fees when he gets stuck while parking. We, Kevin Hall and Roger Samuels, will Rhonda Jacobs and Nancy Earnest the Real Thing. We, Kevin Hall, Roger Samuels, and Sandra Stotlar will Rhonda Jacobs a trip to Monmouth in hopes that next time she'll see some of the college. We, Rick Simmons and Don Carlson will to next years backfield our consistent and outstanding grade point average. We, Terry Delzell, Sandra Stotlar, Beth Caldwell, and LyNann Jacobs, will to Mr. Christensen a punching bag so he can punch it instead of us. I, Shirley Dearth, will my car to next years Driver Education class, that is, what is left of it. I, Frances Johnston, will to the Junior girls taking Home Ec next year my amazing ability to get along with the teacher. We, Kirk Heater, Rick Dopler, Rick Simmons, Royce Heitmeier, and Bob Richenberger will to one Junior boy an A in shop in hopes that he will Work as hard as Mark Keltner did. I, Donna Evans, will to any Junior girl who plans to take Advanced Home Ec next year, a years supply of bubble gum to chew during that class. I, Frances Johnston, will to anybody who wants it my angelic singing voice, which is the only angelic thing I have. I, Shirley Dearth, will my ability to guess good to those in future bookkeeping classes. I, Mark Keltner will to any Junior my ability to make long and boring speeches in Government so that everyone else can catch up on their sleep. We, Bob Richenberger and Rick Dopler will to Mr. Howard, Frances Johnson, so he can have someone to yell at and some- one to yell back at him. We, the Senior Shop 11 Class of '72 will to the next yea.r's Shop II Class a set of World Book Encyclopedias so they will be able to write their weekly term papers for Mr. Fisher. I, Frances Johnston, will to Betty Tomson my ability to stick with things. I, Mark Keltner, will to Tony Thomas my ability to run round the football practice field three times in order that Tony can be able to run around it at least once.