Moral High School - Moral Yearbook (London, IN)

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MDRAL Mr. Trible tin arithmetic, to Carolynj-If you had sixteen apples and you ate twelve, what would you have? Earl-Stomach-ache. Mr. Trible-I mean how many would you have left? Senior Lto a Freshiej-Say, do you know who I am? Freshie-Yesg don't you? Safety First Caleta-Do you ever allow a man to kiss you when you are out driving? Dorothy-Never. lf a man can drive safely while kissing me he isn't giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Charles Cto Iilanchj-May I have a date for Friday night? lllanch-I am very particular who I go with. Charles-I am toog that's why I asked you. VVilmena V. Qin Botanyj-Don't skeeters cause malaria fever? Mr. Yoke lin Physicsj-In case anything should happen with this ex- periment, we will be blown sky-high. Now, come a little closer, pupils, in order that you may follow me. llitter, oh how bitter To want a girl lVhen you can't gitter. GEORGE KISSEI.. Imagine Mr. Yoke on roller skates. Mrs. H ack keeping house. Mr. Iloleman not married. Lelia May without rouge. john in the hall without Margaret. Senior boys not talking to freshies. Earl Means coming to school without powder. Noble with the measles. Alberta without the giggles. Roy washing dishes. Dorothy not chewing gum. Donald with a date. Caleta kissing a man. Arthur with a perfect lesson in Botany. Charles with his feet under his seat. Thelma as a bride. Lenore not winking at Dave. Mr. Trible chewing tobacco. Mildred-Say, there's a cootie in this cake. Mrs. Hack-Poor thing. ---1 9 2 4- Page fifty-three

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MGRAL .Hakes ii Mr. Yoke lin l.'hysicsl-Noble, why is a fever thermometer made with a very long cylindrical bulb instead of a spherical one? Noble-I dunno unless it don't make so much under your tongue. Earl Means Cwhen leaving at a late hourj-Now, may I have just one bigl? Caleta E.-I don't do such things. Alberta A. Cto Earl SQ-VVho was the best man at the wedding last niffht? 6 Earl-I dunnog they didn't fight. Caleta fin class meetingl--There will be eleven home-made pounds. Thelma V.-Let's don't have too Bigga quartet. Mr. Trible-Yes, build a field around his fence. Mr. Yoke fin Physics classj-How many calories of heat will it take to melt a pound of water? Mr. Holeman fin gov't classl-VVhat makes a person get bald-headed? KNO anwser, so he continuedl-VVell, I have begun to get that way, but they say that grass won't grow on a busy street. Donald V.-Ilve always heard it said that grass won't grow under a board. Teacher-VVhat is the highest degree of passion? Freshie-lflolding the arms of a chair and making love to the lieadwof the bed. l if Mr. Trible-How many sides has a circle? Harry Huffman-Two, inside and outside. Thelma V. fat first of schoolj-Is that fellow's name Dave Pef-lander? fspeaking of David Pflenderj. Vern King-W'hy do potatoes grow better than any other vegetable? Another Freshie-Because they have eyes to see where they are growing. Wallace-Is tobacco a beverage? I Mr. Yoke-Yes, I suppose it would be if you swallow the juice. Mr. Trible-VVhat is a geyser? Kenneth Parker--A waterfall going up. Goo-Goo Eyes Makes you have that innocent lookfl Very appropriate for school. Page Hfty-two

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f MORAL Qlalenhar SEPTEMBER 10-First day of school at the new Moral High School. There were eleven Seniors enrolled. In the afternoon we meet for the purpose of selecting our class rings, but did not order them. ll-Meet with our teachers and took first lesson in History, English and Physics. 12-Senior class assembles and elects officers. Caleta Earnest, president: Margaret King, vice-president, and Lenore Sleeth, secretary and treasurer. 13-Senior class meeting called by our president. In the meeting we de- cided to call our H. S. Moral and chose for our H. S. colors Black and Orange, while the colors of Old Rose and Silver were preferred for the class. The American Beauty rose was the flower adopted by the class. 14-Seniors find they don't know much more than the Freshmen in Arith- metic. 17-john Sleeth comes to class meeting without being sent for. 18-llave class and committee meetingsg try to decide on how and where We will initiate the Freshmen. 21-Initiate the Freshmen at H. S. 24-lfirst public speaking lesson. 25-Caleta tries to burn all of her hair off in art class. 26-Choose our motto: Launched but not anchored. 27-Select our class rings. OCTOBER J-No fire and all about frozen. 6-Senior party at Charles Pharesf 9-No fire-dismissed. 15-Returned. 17-Senior party at Arthur McNamara's. 75-Seniors help select basketball suits. -Prof. presents Senior girls with rings. lloys jealous. NOVEMBER l-Mr. Trible presents the Senior boys with rings Qhog ringsj to wear in their lapels. 2-Yell leaders chosen. Margaret King and Earl Schlessor. 3-Hurrah! Our class rings are here. 7-Seniors receive a shock when their hrst Physics test papers are returned. I2-Hurrah for Moral-defeated Fairland 19 to 17. 13-Get our play books for llilly's Aunt jane. 1-l-Elect officers for Senior Dramatic Club. Roy Hennis, business managerg john Sleeth, stage and property managerg Margaret King, president. 16-Get gym done. Go to a poverty party at Caleta's, have a good time and lots of fun. 20-Seniors decide to sell candy, cream and gum at the basketball games. 23-Basketball game. Hurrah! VVe beat lloggstown, 16 to 11. 28-Seniors get locked out of the assembly. Out for Thanksgiving holidays. Ei ---1 9 2 4--- Pmze fifty-four