Moral High School - Moral Yearbook (London, IN)

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MGRAL .Hakes ii Mr. Yoke lin l.'hysicsl-Noble, why is a fever thermometer made with a very long cylindrical bulb instead of a spherical one? Noble-I dunno unless it don't make so much under your tongue. Earl Means Cwhen leaving at a late hourj-Now, may I have just one bigl? Caleta E.-I don't do such things. Alberta A. Cto Earl SQ-VVho was the best man at the wedding last niffht? 6 Earl-I dunnog they didn't fight. Caleta fin class meetingl--There will be eleven home-made pounds. Thelma V.-Let's don't have too Bigga quartet. Mr. Trible-Yes, build a field around his fence. Mr. Yoke fin Physics classj-How many calories of heat will it take to melt a pound of water? Mr. Holeman fin gov't classl-VVhat makes a person get bald-headed? KNO anwser, so he continuedl-VVell, I have begun to get that way, but they say that grass won't grow on a busy street. Donald V.-Ilve always heard it said that grass won't grow under a board. Teacher-VVhat is the highest degree of passion? Freshie-lflolding the arms of a chair and making love to the lieadwof the bed. l if Mr. Trible-How many sides has a circle? Harry Huffman-Two, inside and outside. Thelma V. fat first of schoolj-Is that fellow's name Dave Pef-lander? fspeaking of David Pflenderj. Vern King-W'hy do potatoes grow better than any other vegetable? Another Freshie-Because they have eyes to see where they are growing. Wallace-Is tobacco a beverage? I Mr. Yoke-Yes, I suppose it would be if you swallow the juice. Mr. Trible-VVhat is a geyser? Kenneth Parker--A waterfall going up. Goo-Goo Eyes Makes you have that innocent lookfl Very appropriate for school. Page Hfty-two

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MDRAL Mr. Trible tin arithmetic, to Carolynj-If you had sixteen apples and you ate twelve, what would you have? Earl-Stomach-ache. Mr. Trible-I mean how many would you have left? Senior Lto a Freshiej-Say, do you know who I am? Freshie-Yesg don't you? Safety First Caleta-Do you ever allow a man to kiss you when you are out driving? Dorothy-Never. lf a man can drive safely while kissing me he isn't giving the kiss the attention it deserves. Charles Cto Iilanchj-May I have a date for Friday night? lllanch-I am very particular who I go with. Charles-I am toog that's why I asked you. VVilmena V. Qin Botanyj-Don't skeeters cause malaria fever? Mr. Yoke lin Physicsj-In case anything should happen with this ex- periment, we will be blown sky-high. Now, come a little closer, pupils, in order that you may follow me. llitter, oh how bitter To want a girl lVhen you can't gitter. GEORGE KISSEI.. Imagine Mr. Yoke on roller skates. Mrs. H ack keeping house. Mr. Iloleman not married. Lelia May without rouge. john in the hall without Margaret. Senior boys not talking to freshies. Earl Means coming to school without powder. Noble with the measles. Alberta without the giggles. Roy washing dishes. Dorothy not chewing gum. Donald with a date. Caleta kissing a man. Arthur with a perfect lesson in Botany. Charles with his feet under his seat. Thelma as a bride. Lenore not winking at Dave. Mr. Trible chewing tobacco. Mildred-Say, there's a cootie in this cake. Mrs. Hack-Poor thing. ---1 9 2 4- Page fifty-three