Moorhead Agricultural High School - Retrospect Yearbook (Moorhead, MS)

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REFLECTIONS AFTER MMA HoME Go1NG we riff' Loye xs llke a trunk lf you don t check 1t lk Pg nn tnmt you hue to express nt Love 15 what tempts a man to tell foollsh lxes f NOV? N0 to a woman and a woman to tell the X CJKAN truth to a man ON Lowe ns a flame that llghts the world and burns luke all fury X!! Loye IS mlsery sweetened wlth lmaglnatlon salted w1th tears spxced wlth doubt, flavored wlth novelty and sw allowed wxth your eyes shut Lose 15 a malady for whxch there are a lot of sure cures but the qmclsest and surest IS another lose Loyc ns 1 thmg that a man can buy and a woman can get for nothlng Low. IS only an ep1sode IH man s lnfe but the entlre hxstoryf of a womans llfe Lost 1s the nxnth word xn a telegram Love IS 1 mnllstone around a man s neck and nlturally eyery man xn loye wants to plunge 1nto the sea of matrlmony of THE COW The cow IS a female quadruptd wxth an alto yomce and a countenance ln whxch there IS no gulle She collaborates wnth the pump 1n the productnon of a lxquld called mllk provndes the filler for hash and ns slxmntd at last by those she has benefited as mortals commonly are The young cow lS called 1 calf and IS used ln the manufacture of chncken salad The cows tall ns mounted aft and has a Un1versal omt It IS used to dxsturb maraudmg flxes and the tassel on the end has unlque educatlonal value Persons who mllk cows and come nn contact frequently wrth the tassel have vocabularxes of pecuhar and 1mpress1ve force The cow has two stomachs The one on the ground floor ns used as a warehouse and has no other functnon When thns one lS Hlltd the cow retlres to a qunet place where her rll manners wnll occasxon no comment and devotes herself to belchmg The raw maternal thus cony eyed for the second txme to the nnternor of her face IS pulver1Led and dellvered to the auxxllary stomach where It IS converted 1nto cow The cow has no upper plate All her teeth are parked nn the lower part of her face Thxs arrangement was perfected by an efhclency expert to keep her from gummlng thmgs up As a result she b1tes up and gums down The sllce of cow IS worth tnght cents ln the cow fourteen cents nn the hands of packers and two dollars and forty cents 1n a restaurant that specxlxzes nn atmosphere 1 X T6 ' K Y . . -. y , - 0' V5 NONE - - - - ' Q PH lb ' 1 D n ' ' X I T. - K f 9 NE V. ' A v X Y. y . . V. V . rf yn ' , ' . ,, , 5 y ' 5 ' 4-' L Y ' . ' ' '. l x I k I x I 1 D . I I , . , . l ' . , ., ' '. I L t I U i l 4 . , 1 1 K ' . Y Y A ' ,- -,

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DENTON S Manfactururs of tha Ddm 5 BL t ICL Cr am Clueland MISS Shdby CHAPMAN PRINTING COMPANY I rrudugcx f D1st1nc:t1ve Prmtmg Complux Lme of OFFICE AND SCHOOL SUPPLIES Phone 456 INDIANOLA MISS HUMPHREY COUNTY G'-ROCERY BELZONI MISSISSIPPI Phone 80 X7 0 Y LE LFS o f-1 go? Q1 Dfkmf' I 6 J N 's 0 9 W3 I-5-FCQRQ f ,. 5.5 Y .Z CO. ' -Q

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