Moorestown Friends High School - Cupola Yearbook (Moorestown, NJ)

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Crop rowy Charlotte Service, Barbara Bromley, June Sutton, Shirley Duckett, Barbara Bagley, Nancy Smith, Betty Schade, Rhoda Mills, Anne Held, Pat Stackhouse, Bob Cleaver. IMiddle rowl: Charles Rose, John Ellis. Jack MacLachlan, Ted Hathaway, mime; Morse Archer, Dave Doehlert, Dick Gideon, David Harden, Dale Phillips, Corky Clark, Norman Turley. IBottom rowy Edmund Farrell, Beatrice Kessler, Kenneth Harbaugh, Jeanne Cramer, George Krusen, Mary Grimley, Ed Patterson, Kathryn Smith, Larry Bliss. THE LIFE AND HARD TIMES IJF THE SENIUB CLASS Iwas the night before leaving. And all through the class, Came a look 01' great wonder That we had all passed, Could we really be Iinishetl After twelve long years, With report cards and tests, And our parents' fears? XVould we see no more Of Bobbyls pranks? We certainly hoped so To be perfectly frank! XVe dimly remembered That back in grade one, We first learned to read And recess was fun. And then in grade two, Dave Harden came. W'e never have really Been quite the same. Grade five welmmetl Corky, And Betty in six. And Edmund brought white mice, A usual trick. In seventh came Barbara And Rhoda and Shirley. And Jeanne with blonde pigtails- She never came early. The eighth was a gay one. But we were getting old And should he like grownup; KM 50 we were tolcll. In ninth we were freshmen. llNow high school begins. We gave julius Caesar IVith a shortage of pins To secure the togas tSheets, I believel. The audience liked it, but We diam deceive. Tenth brought class rings, And we soon discovered, We were towrite autobiographies Of the life we had covered. In eleventh our prom And our speaking contest, In which six competed, And Dave did the best. Our senior year was Filled with cares; Committees, essays, the Harassed faculty's prayers, That stuffed with little Bits ol' knowledge We would all get Into college. And we hope no Senior IVill go into a coma, As Mr. Reagan Gives us a diploma.

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Moorestown Ironicle July 5, 1966 Page 2 SCIENTIFIC N EW . GATE TO ORIENT Miss Beatrice Kessler was :lcci- dcnlzilly blown from the seycnty- eighth floor of the Empire State Building yesterday when a uranium Kenneth Hurbaugh blew her all the build- lire-cracker released by ingr and down through a hole in the middle of the earth. Mr. Har- baugh unintentionally slid after her and the two are hCliCVCtl to have reached China. Miss jezmne Cranier. Chief ztse tronomer nt UVRI'OVO Obsermtory, has disclosed TCCClVlng :1 dispatch from Mars reporting; that the earth had been converted to u doughnut by Mr Hztrbaugh. NEW HATHAWAY CAR Theodore Hathaway. prominent numulacturcr, has announced that the l967 Hathaway car will feature a new radar device designed to warn of the approach of women drivers. llhe advantages of this are obvious, sztitl Mr. Hathaway. NEW TYPE STRIKE PLAN A number of eminent scientists have been summoned to material- ize Miss Melanie Morgan, in pri- vate life Barbara Bromley. who has been playingr the phantom part of Elyiru in Blithe .S'piril. Miss Mor- gan has refused I0 materialize 1m- tii her salary is doubled. Buy your second hand car from GIDEON, MACLACHAN, Inc. Our rats are easy to stari-just Icicle 1126711. THE HARVARD BRAIN Elizabeth l'enmle physicist at Harvard. was bitten Sclmde, lirst yesterday by her new invention. the Harvard Bruin. thilc scrambl- ing eggs. the machine turned on Dr. Sclmtlc. and she was unable to escape. ATTENTION MR. HERSHEY Dule Phillips has obtained :1 new brectl of cows which giyes Cbottulate milk. tDtm't ask us howU Fthnuntl Farrell wzts sererely in- when he W215 knocked down by a rutlur wzn'c ree jured late tmluy turning from Saturn. NEW DRUG TO BE TRIED Dr. Anne Held, noted rician, committed suicide yesterday radar- when she heard 01' the drug which restores people to life. MISS BARBARA BAGLEY is pleased to announce that her famous SCHOOL FOR LITTLE WAYWARD ONES will reopen in September. Dues ynur child rhru' mntllas? Does he insisi 0n ripping rugs? CALI, MORGAN 6-2222 SOCIETY ln Iicnolu yesterday. one David Harden, 257, was picked up on va- gruncy charges. Tayloris NEKV PICK-UP CANE No other cane like it! By simple linger pressure. stnall easily and indiscernibly be re- moved from store counters. 017R DEMAND IS GREAT, OI'R SLVPPLY LIMITED. Rush you order NOW! articles can C LEA VER REMEDY does live important things: 1. CERES corns RELIEVES COUGHS EAsm THAT trnucn FEEL- INC -l. GIVES YOU A RADIANT, SMOOTH COMPLEXION n. XVAxrs YOUR FLOOR TO A BEAUTIFUL SHINE. :ww KITCHEN SHIRLEYlS CORDON BLEU Delirious fresh frmdx in the miller odd manner that only illiss Shirley um do! Bring your relatives and ask for the llCIVRE . 904 Main Street Moorestown RHODA,S PUPPY MILLS Give your dog a vacation in the wilds of MAPLE SHADE WE GUARANTEE TO REVITA- LIZE YOUR DOG ON OUR WORLD RENOWN CARCASS- HACK GUARANTEE! Cull Maple Shade 7-7329 VITO RETARDO Is your dog 100 big for your frlnzz'lyK These amazing, sensational capsules will shrink even the largest Dane small enough to fit inside a watch crystal. 29

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