Montrose High School - Acta Yearbook (Montrose, PA)

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Sophmorex Class Resolutions of the Sophomores. President-Edith Darrow-To be President of the United States Vice-President-Harriet Titman-To invent a new bob. Secretary-John Armstrong--To remain quiet two minutes. Treasurer-Dora Horton-To be an interior decorator. Sponsor-Miss Irene Pedrick-To make the Sophomore Class the best in the High School. Bernice Allen-To flirt. Marion Arnold-To become the most popular girl in the High School. Gladys Birchard-To reduce. Robert Birchard-To drive a bus-for girls. Pearl Brugler-To stay in nights. Anne McDermott-To giggle, more or less. William Searle-To say something sensible in class. Eleanor Tingley-To bob her hair. Cleon Tanner-To be a football star. Roland Gay-To find a girl. Harriet Cole-To be a poetess. Martha DePue-To limit her notes to about twenty a day. Madelyn Kane-To behave in the Study Hall. Margaret Lake-To Crack a joke. Stevens Brewster--To agree with the teacher. Doris Wombacker-To conduct a Beauty Shop. Irene Whitney-To grow tall. Kenneth Singer-To do something big. Alice Melhuish-To be an opera singer. Douglas Melhuish-To be more ambitious. William Myers-To make a fortune. Frances Greene-To be dignified. Louise Griiing-To go to class unprepared. Hazel McLaughlin-To be a movie star. I Lillian Mack-To be a school teacher. Burns Howard-To do something desperate. Robert Brown-To stop cutting classes. -GLADYS BIRCHARD, '28. 25

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John-I hear that Hilda Gould has gotten a Lott out of loving. Bruce--That's Aud. Teacher-What should immediately come to you mind when I mention the Sandwich Islands 'Z Bright Boy-Dinner. Teacher-What is a volcano ? Little Johnnie Crossen-A volcano is a high mountain which frequently interrupts. Mrs. Walton-How did Helen get on with her history examina- tion ? Mrs. Fessenden-She failed. What else can you expect ? Why, they asked her questions about things that happened before she was born. Frank Chiletti iaddressing student body in chapelj-You can come to the debate Friday, but Doc said not to all come together be- cause you would be in too close contact. Melvin Rosendale-So that rough guy in cell thirteen got away, Did he use a saw ? Robert McLaughlin-Nope. He broke out with the measles. eh? Clerk--I've made a great discovery, sir. Grocer-Well, what is it ? Clerk-I've found out that the heavy end of a match is the light end.-Exchange. Teacher--When was Rome built ? Boy-At night. Teacher-Who told you that ? Boy-You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.-EX. We doctors, said the pompous surgeon at a dinner party, afraid, many enemies in this world. Oh, but far more in the next, someone was heard to whisper.-Ex have, I am Professor-My dear man, a geologist thinks nothing of a thou- sand years. Excited Pupil-What ? I just loaned one S20 yesterday.-EX. Teacher-Your answer is as clear as mud. Student-Well, that covers the ground, doesn't it ?-EX. Doctor No. 1-Did you hold the mirror to her face to see was still breathing ? Doctor No. 2-Yes, and she opened one eyeg gasped and reach- ed for her powder puff.-EX. if she 24

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SOPHOMORE CLASS 926 .-