Montreat Anderson College - Agape / Sundial Yearbook (Montreat, NC)

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CJolUgs (WilL, Continued name to 'Woodie,' and her little flower seals to 'Katie.' 'Searsucker' Coe declares she is going to start life all over again so reluctantly wills her affection for rest to Attie, and her intim- acy with onions to Ellie Davis. Laura Mae Brown doesn't look the same since she willed her pride in the 'M' Club to 'Segars' and her black boxes to 'Little Bit' Albertson. Is the expression on Margaret Turner's face due to the thought of seeing home folks or the satisfaction on being willed Agnes' pro- lific pen. 'Composure midst the gang on the school bus,' read Agnes' will to Doris Hodges.'' Why is Ida Martin acting so dignified? Oh, Sara Adams willed her the grading pen- cil. No wonder she is acting sophisticated. There is 'Magilicuttie' eating candy and waiting for the bus; Lennie willed her the right to handle the sweets. Don't let me forget that Elizabeth Hall wants to will her top curlers to Minna Rolfe and her collec- tion of lizzards to Juanita Beck and Flora Fisher to be divided absolutely equally. Jigger, instead of bothering about a will, why don't you just hand the bottle of Dr. Schell's ingrown toenail cure to Georgia Bradford. She might need it this very week, and I'll see that Elaine Williams gets your love of studies delivered in ample time for '37-'38. There stands Simpson trying to will her calmness to Marguerite Cato. The pleas- ant expression on Shirley's face is due to Nellie's generosity in giving her a formal statement of a monopoly on the bathroom mirror. Who is playing the piano amidst all this confusion? Allene is practicing so she will be able to entertain the High School girls as competently as 'Booford' has done this year, and Dot Buchanan received 'Booford's' love for waiting on tables. Isn't that just too sweet for words? Here comes 'Ginnie' Smith already mak- ing use of that 'Band Box' appearance willed her by Louise Kelly, and Dot Sloan is trying to take the delight in seeing 'home folks' v ith as much suppressed joy as Louise her- self. 'Nannie' has already delivered her 'bobby pins' to Helen McGowan and left me an order to deliver her petitness to Ruth Bispham in the will. Watch Cornelia Brown show Daisy Mor- ris Wilson how to acquire that innocent ex- pression and at the same time trying to tell Belle she can have her nickname 'Brownie' for '37-'38. Why, Niblock, why the angelic expres- sion? Is that all the result of Harriet Walk- up's willing you her quiet little manner? Tell me, is Marietta seriously considering Harriet's nonchalant manner? Here comes 'Heggy' late as usual. We know wise 'Liz' willed 'Hegg' her privilege of being late to supper, but does this include the word 'everything'? Wasn't it swell of 'Liz' to will the school the precedent of an annual? Here, it is only ten o'clock and there sits Boney eating a lunch. Oh, I almost forgot, Suttle willed her the privilege! What on earth are Betsy Ross and Marjorie Miller do- ing? Drawing! Nice of Flora Gordon to will these two her ability, wasn't it? Janet Bernice Steel, please stop that rack- et! We know Lois willed you her voice, but it is to be delivered later. I guess you know Lois willed Hattie her ability to scale the height of a 'triple decker'? Well, I guess they're off, and so now we can rest! Let's get a bite to eat. Having willed her ability to 'place people' to Eleanor Lewis, Gladys ran off to find Eleanor Bar- nett and Georgie Langley in order to endow them with her ability in mounting double deckers. Poor Ruth Gillis, all ready to get on the bus, first took time in willing her ability to keep practice school children from counting buttons on her dress to Vera Stroup and Louise Vernon. Look who's here, Eleanore Chenoweth, late; having already willed her unbroken at- tendance and record of being on time to everything to Mildred Camdem, and her rheumatism to Lula McAuley. Whee! — My will is simply this—that someone else please get these notes in de- cent order to present as a legal last will and testament of the Senior College Class of Montreat College, together with their intim- acy with Shakespeare to the worthy Junior College Class. —Signed: Harriet Brown.

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 CHpRUNKS! Tickets! Tears! Parents! Pack- ages! Excitement! Buses, etc! Amidst all this we will have to lay all formality aside, even for the final will and testament of the supposedly dignified seniors. Here we are, last minute, buses almost ready to pull out, and no wills. Among all the things that are left there's not a single will! Hey, raise the window and give us your wills before the bus starts.” What did you say, Isa? Ability to be a 'Court Fool' to whom? Whoever Miss Smith picks on? All right; yes, that will prob- ably be Thema Dyson; and your flattering manner to Mary Andrews? That's right, Mary is head of hiking, isn't she?” Did Mary Beckett say give her 'station' in upstairs back lobby to 'Lib' Welton, and her height to Ruby Ferguson?” Yes, Laura. I'll see that part of your South Carolina pride is left to----------, and your height to Jean MacLucas.” ” 'How-Do' Tucker says she wants her smiling countenance and wit left to Gladys Brooks, and her naiveness to Ida Martin. Yes, I heard 'Limpy' Tipton say she want- ed 'Woody' Woodson to enjoy her gentle manner, and Berta Duke her serenity, but I can't understand what it is Quinney is try- ing to leave for Jean Whitaker. Oh, her parliamentary ability! Move over so she can get to the window to tell me who she wants to leave her 'Secret to American School Girl Figure' to? All right. I'll see that Margaret Harper gets it. Don't get excited. Miss Osborne, the bus driver won't leave you. Yes, Jessie Car- michael will be delighted to get your con- sciousness, and Frances Warren will be flat- tered to get your ability to flatter people. Here comes Bud Prime, shoes in hand and suitcase hanging open. Yes, Bud, I understand, you will your dignity to 'Stellie' Sellers; and I'll see that Rochelle Barb gets your ability to keep a straight face in the choir. Ila Mae James wants to keep her musical ability in the family, so that takes care of Eulena; and Sara Lawter is to get her dig- nity. Carolyn Fishburn will be delighted to get Mabel Johnson's love of literature, and Emily Drennan went into raptures when I told her she was to get first choice of Mabel's Sunday dates.” Mary Lang willed her 'Barber' sign to Margaret Hazel, and ability to make pies to Jennie Hutton. I certainly was surprised when 'Ernie' willed her laugh to 'Lillie' Rea. (I can't imagine 'Ernie' without it), but wasn't surprised to hear that she willed her ability to keep minutes to the next year's secretary of the Stamp Club.” Stand back, girls and help 'Kitty' Hustead get on. By the way, she wants Betty Elmore to get her modesty and since Jean Mc- Eachem still has her 'Thin Figure' book. 'Kitty' is going on and will it to her in case she has to get another small dress next May.” There goes Lucille Robinson with a cook book in her hand; she heard 'Sally' Jones willed her 'Home Economistism' to her. . . That's Louise Parish getting in beside her; the calmness and composure is due to ’Sal- ly's’ generosity in willing this to Louise.” Without much willing, Melba Orr seems to have gotten Leanord's interest in boys . . . I mean Worford. Yes, Dot Key bought nurses shoes so she can play Lenord's part as nursie next year. 'Wolfie' said she would like to will her 'heart interest' in Davidson to Evelyn Morrison, but simply couldn't, but since Laura Branham has been so sweet, she might have her expression. Tell him to wait a minute; here comes 'Connie' with her amber ash tray in hand, but is taking time to deliver it 'in person' to 'Stonie,' grinning like a possum. 'Connie,' did you say you were willing your ability to get to breakfast dressed and on time to Rosetta? All right, Ada Mae, I'll see that Willie Mae gets the exact pattern to the graceful little figure to use at the senior table, and that 'Little' Burleson gets your dignity. Ellen Lee simply won't consent to will her 'Secret of the Come Hither Look' to 'Lib' Cheek until she herself finishes mastering the entire process. Ellen Lee quite willingly gave her ability to elaborate to Wilma.” Who is this? Woodson and Kate Burle- son. Yes, 'Little Indeedy' willed her nick- 21

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