Montpelier High School - Spartan Yearbook (Montpelier, IN)

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Miss Anderson lln sevenlh grade arll: Today we shall draw a lree. lAller much ellorl Jack Smilh heaved a big sigh and wenl lo show his piclure.l Jack: Miss Anderson, l guess lhal poel was righl when lhe said, 'Only God can make a lree'. :ze PF PF Two girls were discussing a cerlain high school Romeo, name-Russel Pugh. Is he conceiled? asked Peggy O'Donnell. I'd like lo buy him al my price and sell him al his own! said Carolyn Currenl. Pk Dis PK Mr. Dick: l-low do you know lhal lhe earlh is round and hangs on nolhing in lhe air? How do you prove il? Roger Clemenls: I don'l have lo prove il: l never said il was. Pk bis DF Georgelle l-lornbaker lln calelerial: Selecl your pie, please. Murl McCarnmon: ls il compulsory? Georgelle: No, il's mince and raspberry. vs :if PF Miss Mason: John, give a senlence wilh an in- lerieclion in il. Jusl lhen lhe boy silling in lhe seal nexl sluck John wilh a pin. John McCammon liumping upl: Ouch! Bill sluck me wilh a pin! Miss Mason: Correcl, bul don'l use so much expression lhe nexl lime. M,l'l'l0l The Age of Innocence! As Clemenls and Shadle were causing an exces- sive amounl ol dislurbance in Chemislry, pre- senlly Miss Walker wenl lo sland by lhem. Clemenls immedialely removed his book lrom lhe chair nexl lo him and, despile Miss Walk- ers' glaring counlenance, laughingly said, Do you wanl lo sil down? Dk 24 PF Russell cerlainly was lhrilled aller lhe Harllord- Monlpelier ball game. Thal nighl when he knell lo say his prayers, all he could say was: Bless my ma: bless my pa: bless our ball leam: Rah! Rah! Rah! PF 214 Sk Miss Anderson: Whal are you drawing, Jim? Sholly: A piclure ol Moses. Miss A.: Bul no one knows whal Moses looked like. Sholly: They will when I gel lhroughf' fs is is Mrs. Speece: Mr, Morgan has wrillen lhal he linds il impossible lo leach you anylhing, Roger. Roger: Therel l've always said he was no good. ss :ie wk Mr. Morgan while visiling over lhe school, lound James Johnson in a room by himself, evidenlly in lrouble. Mr. Morgan: Whal's lhe maller, my boy? James: Palpilalion and insomnia. Mr. M.: Bul you can'l be sullering lrom lhose lhingsl James: ll isn'l sullering, sir. ll's spelling. is as Ss Mr. Wilson: James, who was Anne Boleyn? J. Whilecollon: Anne Boleyn was a llal iron. Mr. Vlfilson: Whal on earlh do you mean? James: Well il says here in lhe hislory book: 'l-lenry, having disposed ol Kalherine, pressed his suil wilh Anne Boleyn'.

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ig gfocwlcadf of 39 This, my Triends, is a broadcasT From The Class oT '39. And since iT's To be The lasT one, We wanT iT To be Tine. We seniors have The hardesT Times OT anyone in school. We work and slave And Try To behave: Our Time we musT noT Tool. ln agriculTure The boys learn how To reap and sow The seed. They musT waTch The crop, So iT won'T be a flop, And hoe ouT every weed. And when iT comes To Civics Class WiTh all Those horrid TesTs, We heave a sigh And say, Oh my, These Teachers are such pesTsl And SaTeTy Class is noT so safe As iT's cracked up To be: We all musT beware For erasers in air Make a Shiner noT lovely To see. BuT Public Speaking Class, you see, Makes up Tor all These woes: lT's The liveliesT class, YeT The hardesT To pass, For we musT always be up on our Toes. When we come ouT wiTh The band To sTruT, Across The baskeTball Tloor, All eyes are Turned, WiTh envy They're burned, And we hear whispered commenTs galore! The Library is supposed To be The quieTesT place in school, YeT a mouse one day To The desk did sTray, Making Walker TorgeT ThaT rule. IT The Senior boys are looking Tor wives, To Home Ec. class They go: The girls are good cooks And noT bad Tor looks, BuT They're always aTTer The dough. Well, This concludes The broadcasT, Once more iT comes To an end. We all haTe To leave, BUT iT's no use To grieve For we have made many a Triend. -J EANE WEARLY

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ACTION CI-IUMS SWEDISI-I PACERS, YELL JESSE EDITOR? MAX BABY TEX PALS SWEETI-I EA RTS I SANTA AND TWO DEARS SISTERS FRESI-IIES OLD EAITI-IEUL ALBERTA SOPI-IOMORES SENORITAS .-23, LJ