Montpelier High School - Spartan Yearbook (Montpelier, IN)

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lf -- 'r!vf '-an 15 'UPF' INI Jl.fXNl,XN Buroker-Is this perfectly clear now? Voice-Clear as mud. Buroker-Well, then-that covers the ground. 9 9 9 Thelma S.-Her niece is rather good looking, don't you think so? Aileen R.-Don't say knees is say knees are. 9 9 9 Ghlee XY.-Do you think my hands show any signs of toil? Mildred B.-The one with the engagement ring on shows that you have been working. 9 9 9 Zonda R.-XVhen I was born, my father promised to give me SIO each birthday, and now I have 5150.00 Tom H.-How much does he still owe you? 9 9 9 Let us rise to remark that the greatest of all horticulturaiists feats is yet not accomplished-the grafting of XVeed chains on banana skins. 9 9 9 XYhat animal lives on the least food ? The moth. it eats nothing but holes. 9 9 9 How to make a dollar go a long way: buy some gasoline for the car. . 9 9 9 XYoman, said the speaker, how I admire the mind of a woman. lt keeps young and fresh while a man's mind becomes warped and hide bound. XO wonder her mind keeps fresh, muttered the meek looking man in the back of the hall. She changes it often enough. 9 9 9 XYilliam Salyer-This fellow fell off a six story building. passed the sixth, the fifth, the third. the second and the first stories before he hit the ground. breaking his neck and- Forest Drennen-But what about the fourth story? XYilliam Salyer-That's another story. 9 9 9 XVhen was the radio first operated in America? lVhen Paul Revere broadcasted on one plug. 9 9 9 an Do I need a haircut ? 0h. that's it. I thought you had a fur cap on. 9 9 9 Bob XYearly--You look sweet enough to eat. Margaret J.-I do eat. XYhen shall we go? 9 9 9 XYhat is a detour? The roughest distance between two points. - A ' 5 Y sq i 6 T, 1' X .f -'?: i asf. 1 Lib. . Lp.a4imL...f.mL.g1..'.. . 'J .Ink 'fig H ,AMR A

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Young' ladies clon't give their sweethearts the mitten these days. They sav that a nice pair uf warm sucks would he much more appropriate as young men are more ur less suhject to cold feet. llll 'I' 'I' 'X' Aunt-Du yuu ever play with had little huys, XVillie? Bill-Yes, Auntie. Aunt-l'm surprised. XYhy clun't ynu play with guml little hiiys? liillilheir muthers wcm't let me. 'I' 'I' 'I' l'iippa. saifl little .Xhie, what is ethics? Ethics, my sian. iss ven a custmner comes in tu pay a ltn'ty-alullar hill cl pays lifty rlullars hy mistake. De ethics iss, shoulcl yuu keep cle ten rlullarsfur mlivicle it with yhur partner? 'I' 'X' 'I' Margaret 3lC1j4lll1llClJxXil'lllt shall l say ahnut the twu pernxitle hlimntles who made such a fuss at the game? Charles lluckmaster-XX'hy, say the hlcachers went wilil. -Z' 'I' 'I' l-llinks-Raising' the street car fare lriiin tive cents In seven cents was a great henelit tu us pmir wwrking men. links-Huw mln ywu figure that nut? l3l1nksfXXell, lin' the last six miinths l have heen walking lu antl frmn wnrk and saving' ten centsAnnw I will save l'uu1'teen cents. 'P 'I' 'I' lfrank-Xliliat is the cure fur seasickness? lieulah ll.-liive it up. 'I' 'X' 'I' lirank -lf-Yim lmik like a sensihle girl: let's get marrierl Sylvia 5.-Xntliing' mluing. l'm as sensihle as l lmik. -X' 'X' 'I' blue iXl.'Ptll1lStJll was smiikeil til cleath, xluhn ll,-The lunar ham. 'I' 'P 'I' King .Xrtliur--l'm afraill that this ruunrl tahle is tlmmieml l.ancelut-llmnnecl. my liircli King .Xrthur-Yes, Guinevere thinks an iilmlimg' tahle wuulil gm hetter with the rest lil' the palace furniture. liflf 'X' 'X' 'X' L'lift'ui'rl llf-XYliat are ynu taking thuse cuspiflurs hume lor? .Xrthnr l.il'ni taking' them home lm' my fling. L'liltin'cl li.-XYhat kinll ul- gt flcig have yini, anyway? .Xrthur l.fHpitzl 'X' 'I' 'P Little llmv Vet-ii. saifl Rachel Kelsey, as she ilrew her lmw across her lle.