Monticello High School - Memories Yearbook (Monticello, IL)

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HERE A CHRONICLE OF THE KINGDOM OF MORONITY Qnce upon a Tame The Kmgdom oT lvloronITy was ruled by The cruel TyranT KIng BusTer Moore and hIs parTy lovIng yes men Paul Curry Gay Cru kshank and Eveuyn BaIrd The oppressed lvlorons ThInkIng IT TheIr due rIghT To revel and play were sguelched by The prIme mInIsTer W T Wooley Enraged by Tl'TISl'1lV1dVGV1CG The lvlorons revolTed and overThrew The Iron grasp oT Kmg BusT r and broughT Ta r ueen GerTrude Cruuk shank To The Throne hler henchmen Tormer KIng Bu Ter LCWIS Wheeler and Chan SmITh humored her every whIm l-ler re gn was very successTul unTIl The good ueen Teelmg The necessITy oT easTern ex pansIon wenT To IvlIss PorTers School Tor GTFTS In ConnecTIcuT SupporTed by The Tble polITcI1ns Paulme Sucker Fanc lvlernman and Les Bvckel Paul RIley seT up a Repubhc KH The Tormer kIngdom oT lvToronITy The PresIdenT oT The new Rebubhc can be abTly comoared To N ro as he Too was a lover oT The TIner arTs Under hs kmd guIdance The Morons presenTed WhaT a LTe ThIs TIr Ing drama based on The e rabades oT T BT Pagc E ghlfen noble characTer l-lenry AldrIch broughT a sur plus To The Treasury Then The lvlorons Teelmg exTremely generous Threw an under The sea brom Tor The neIghborIng Kmgdom oT SenIors ThIs exhIoITIon oT The good neughbor polIcy was deceIvIng Tor soon The SPUTOVS were no more and The Rebubhc oT lvlorons Took over compleTe conTrol ATTer anoTher small evoluTIon a democracy was esTabl shed Through The ever IncreasIng wIs dom oT The lvlorons A close elecTIon Tollowed McKInney and Jane Abner Tmally Torrnmg The execuTIve deparTrnenT A world courT was seT up wITh lvlary Jean Bowman as PresIdenT and LoreTTa Schumacher and Pre IdenT BaIrd rep-resenTIng The lvlorons The annual T-lomecommg was held In QcTo ber and Jerry WIggIns was crowned gueen e rIng T e Invas on oT The JunIors e lvlorons polITely evacuaTed and leTT The counTry To The ever IncreasIng power oT The JunIors 1 1 1 , ' l ' . . I I , . , , A Y U T Y I. C Ig . e I Q - i - , - - s , ' E . . . Q l , , wITh Evelyn Baird, CharloTTe Salyers, CharloTTe , 1 C E T .C , C I . . , , Y e X I . I e ' . I ' ' T: a ' h ' I ' , Th s A r' AT s. ' , hr ' ' ' ,

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TAKEN HIGHER MATH AND SCIENCE AND WE SET DOWN RQ. -QQ' Chan Smlfh ChlnI1a Are you Irnddm7 OID CIub I 2 J PIay3 a ball Infram coufs I Cora Gulberf Cora Transfer from Sfomngion Chorus 4 GAA4 KenII1I-Iufson I-IuIIy A one man sIa1:I ofo Club I 2 Pla 3 d IQII orus I Jr Sr Commdfee Operefha I InIramuraI Sporfs I 2 3 4 Inframural Manager 4 oo? M onor 2 3 Sco A Sha o Play 4 Bob Lewas LuIIy Bo Bevy Jay III m e Im I e Page Sevenfeen Y Y fs 1.3 ' K ,wir . Ph ,I g r, g B nd 2, 37 FOOT lg uraI I, 2, 3, 42 S , 2, 3, 4. Ph - ,I Q Jr. y 5 An- rwuIS I,2,3,-43 Band I,2,3: Ch 3 .- . ' 3: . 1 I : F' I ball Ig a'rh I-I I, , g ufs I, 2, 3, 41 II- Ie Ch rus Ig Sr. 3 . , , It bu ' ' ak if Ihis I e, I3 II

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WE LEAVE THESE VALUABLE PROPERTIES We Jane Abner and Belly Whullunglon leave our slruggles an aeronaulncs lo John Slocldard and Bud Erye We Charlolle Salyers and Evelyn Baird leave our undynng lrlendshup lo Eva Clodleller and Charlolle Deulch I George Bacopulos leave my razor lo Bob Cannon I Mary Loulse Baker leave my undlllerence lo commercial sublecls lo Jean Phillips I Helen Jane Blackburn leave my lruvolous hals lo Pally hlanelune I Rnchard Bushman leave my bncycle lo Claruce Allen l Blll Creek leave my red haur and lreckles lo Dorolhy Buller duel lo Jack Jordan We Les Buckel and Geraldnne Wngguns leave our elernal love allaur lo Regnna Cain and Don Schumacher l La Verne Brown leave my persuslency lo Carmelula Waller l Kennelh Clark leave my moron lokes lo Maman York l Agnes Dennson leave my rule lo wear makeup during school lo Imogene Marlnn We Wanela Gadbury and Adalee Gaskull will our henghl lo Shorly Shafer and Shorly Downs I Paullne Sucker leave my abnluly lo eep oul ol olher peoples buslness lo Nancy Wor sham I Belly I-lammerschmldl leave lor Bemenl l Max l-layes wall my numerous absences lo Joe Morrrs I Beulah I-lunslnga leave my bashlulness lo Eugene Duxon l Kellh l-lulson leave my abnlnly lo manage lo Waller Wrench l Belly Jay leave my weddlng rung lo I Marly Leach leave lor Cusco on Ernday nrle I Bob Lully wall my seal an English lhal I have occupied lor lhe lasl lew years lo Max Olson l Jamie Lodge leave my malhemallcal abll :ly lo Charles Delbrndge I Belly Lous Mays leave my gnggle lo Doro lhy Scoll Page Nuneleen Y f Y f f Y V , . 1 . U no , . I, Mary Jean Bowman, leave my seven day or on second lhoughl l'd loeller lake ll wllh me. I I I 0 -