Monticello High School - Memories Yearbook (Monticello, IL)

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Sophomore Class ROW 4:Hinton,Meecs,Tipsword,Phillips,Young,A1exander,Chapman, Smith,Robison,Zindars,Hunt,McIntosh,Piatt,Dighton,Duvall,Fitz- water,Fisher,Mintun,L.Hannah,Bushee,Brad1ey,W.Hannah. ROW 3:W1leaver,Laurence,Mill1gan,Brittin,Norris,Timmons,Tavenner Cruse,Perry,Pau1,Higgins,Davis,Pierson,Winters,Hays,Alexander, Dickerson,Rainwater,Ne1son,Hodson. ROW 2:Hi1l,Stanley,Stiverson,Mart1n,McGee,Ke1lar,Pembroke, Whee1er,Consrd,Zeigler,Madden,Moore,Cook,Cain,Host1er. ROW 1:Huffman,Peterson,Evans,Flsher,Thompson,Royse,Hankinson, Cox,Rhodes,Olson,Wagy,Hammersmith. On September first, 1935, seventy-six Soohomores drew a sentence of nine months and were sent up the river to the high school. The prisoners are confined to hard labor in the field learning, using their brains to break the huge boulders of English, geometry, history, biology, and foreign language. A few have been made trusties but the guards, Fleming, Turner, Seybold, Seybold, Bausch, Felts, Schroth, and Smith are still hired to shoulder their muskets and keep watch for fear some brave soul might try to escape the horrors of the M.C.H.S. prison. Mr. F.M. Peterson, the warden of our fair prison, was so kind as to let the Sonhs have a little party in the prison mess hall on December 6. Mary, UGuzzle-em-up-quickn Paul hauled in the vitamins. But when it came to the sugar for the lemonade, Ralph, Nwaldo-care-avi-atusn Bushes had to rush home to get it because Bonnie, WI'm-going-to-be-a-surgeonn Laurence forgot it, Louis, WWill-you-help-me-prove-this-theoremn Wagy led the minuet 50

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obtained from the city. Frank Mailander is our president with Phyllis Bear again returning as vice president. Jeanne Rinehart is secretary and Lyle Harris, again our treasurer. Class ad- visers are Miss Rausch and Mr. J. K. Felts. Five of the twenty-one letters given to football players were given to our boys. They were Verne Sumner Cnext year's captainj, Max Hickman, Shelton Downey, Linden Combes, and Carrol Cain Under the direction of Miss Turner and Miss Hussey the annual class play was given on Friday, December the thirteenth. Everyone who attended seemed to enjoy this three act play, 'American, Very Ear1y.' Due thanks went to Carl Raglan, our stage manager and 'HokeyW Milligan who was responsible for the making of the excellent stage setting. iillllliiiiiililiiilil Hr. Peterson: 'You look awfully sleepy. son, what's wrong?' Ernest Loher: WSomebody told me if I waited in front of the Assembly I'd hear the high school yell, and it didn't say a word all night.' Mr. Felts: KExplaining a problem in Economicsl 'Now watch the board closely and I will run through it again.' Miss Turner: 'What is the objective of he?' John Dighton: 'She!' Mr. Bergstrom: Kln Bookkeeping Classl 'Why dontt stores use news- papers for wrapping purposes?' Bob Harper: 'It's hard to tell where newspapers have been.' Miss Hussey: 'Just what is the purpose of Public Speaking?' Elizabeth Hoskins: 'It teaches a person to speak sploperly with- out splutteringd' Alma Cruse: 'Where's the paper plate I gave you with your pie?' Bill Fosnaugh: 'I thought that was the lower crust.' Marian Kaufman: 'Frank, do you use toothpasteT' Mailander: 'lhy should I? Mine aren't loose.' Ruth Hankinson: 'lell, Mont1oel1o's football team was sure a dark horse in the Okaw this year.' Vivian Rambo: 'Well, how so? Hankinson: 'Its guards were Blacker 'n Cole.' Robert Vincent: 'So Annabel Royce is your oldest sister?' lho comes after herl' Lynn Royce: 'Nobody ain't come yet, but dad says the first feller who comes can have her.' 29

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and gave his hanky to play drou the handkerchief while at the party. Miss Anice Seybold, Kpinch hitting for Miss Ethel, the class adviser, who was away for the night? and Mr. Smith were special guards to see that Charles, WSt-Vitas-Dance-below-the- kneesu Mclntosh didn't set the prison afire. Right from the start, Leslie, NToo-late-the-boat-has-sunku Alexander led the flock. If you visit the prisoner's rogue gallery, his number is OOOCOOO. Wayne, NAunt-Minnien Miller came in as the runner up and was awarded the vice presidency for his efforts. Clts time to duck when Wayne starts talking about his Aunt Minnie., Betty, NI-like-blondes-bestu Wheeler managed to get a big book and a pencil. She calls herself the secretary. Lawrence, WHooeyn Hannah took a great liking to the money bags, so to save him time, they made him the treasurer. You've got to hand it to the Sophs. They're the biggest class in the M.C.H.S. CNot including Bob, 'Silence-and-St1l1- ness' Phillips, the contort1onist.J During their Freshman year they were able to swing their candidate over for Homecoming Queen. This feat of amazement so astounded the upperclassmen that a certain senior still thinks it was Ted, Mintun's black magic that did the trick. They themselves by electing the only girl president was none other than Betty, nJen-Jen-the-Tigern Bushes was vice president that year .... he says NHigh-wateru also distinguished that year, who Tavenner. Ralph that he's going to nut his hat in the ring For assistant to the assistant sec- retary in his junior year. Willard, NNose-it-all' Kas ouoted by Miss Marv Paul! Fuffman was a good secretary and Wayne Miller saw to it that the gold was kept under lock and key. The sentence is about half over and there is no time off for good behavior. lllllllllliliiillllillll Mr. Felts: 0And that, son, is the story of your daddy and the Great War.U Son: WYes, daddy, but what did they need all the other soldiers for?W go to Sunday-school, don't you, Robert?N Parson: NYou love to Robert Moffitt: WYes, sir.W expect to learn today?W date of the picnic.W Parson: Wwhat do you Robert Moffitts WThe Mr. Bergstrom: NLynn, what would you do if the ball was near the goal line and it was fourth down and one yard to go? Lynn Norris, CSub. riding benchjz NI would slide down the bench some so that I could see the play better.n 31