Montgomery Local High School - Mohirab Yearbook (Wayne, OH)

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HNUGGETS OF KNOWLEDGE A SENIOR SONG My diploma lies over the ocean, My diploma lies over the sea, But I think ll be old and gray headed, Before it's presented to me. Last night as I lay on my pillow, Last night as I lay on my bed, I wondered if ever those lessons, Could be pounded into my head. Oye Winds that blow over the ocean, Oye Winds that blow over the sea, I wish you'd blow my diploma, Right past examinations to me. THE ORIGINAL TEN COMMANDMENTS l. Thou shalt put no other school before this one, because our super- intendent is a jealous one and would be angry. 2. Thou shalt not loiter in the halls and talk. 5. Five days thou shalt labor and do all thy work and prepare for all thy testsg but the sixth and seven! th days are dedicated to the teach! ers. In them thou shalt write all thy themes, translate all thy Span- ish. 4. Thou shalt not flirt. 5. Thou shalt not whisper or write notes for the eyes of the faculty are always upon thee and seeth all that thou doest and the punishment is severe. 6. Thou shalt be in bed by ten o'clock so as to prevent the wrath of Mr. Stevens being turned upon th69o 7. Thou shalt not throw paper on the floor so as to provoke the fa- culty and worry the janitor. 8. Thou shalt chew no gum. 9. Thou shalt not go unprepared to music classes because the wrath of Mrs. Sockrider is great. 10. Thou shalt attend all football and basketball games. COMFORTS FOR MONTGOMERY LOCAL We, the Seniors of this great in- stitution declare that the time we have spent in these insphing class- rooms have been far too strenuous for our delicate constitutions to stand. we therefore suggest the following additions for the oncomr ing classes. That they might labor in comfort: soda fountain in study hall, cushions on all senior desks, alarm clocks at each desk, private foot stools,elevators to carry pup- ils to and from classes, and speak- ing tubes from one desk to another. THE THIRD DEGREE ALGEBRA l. If a banana is divided into three equal parts and the peeling of the third is dropped one-half block down the street and a man steps on it, how far will he roll? You figure it out! 2. If a flea travels over the en- tire surface of a dog in three hours, how large is the dog? Ask the dog, he knows better than I do. HISTORY l. Was George Washington the first president? What was his name? Why wasn't he inaugurated? Here's the history book, look it up yourself. 2. When and why did who discover what? Huh! 5. Was James first a man or a wo- man? Did he wear a moustache and why? Darned if I know. 4. How old was Napoleon in his twenty-fifth year? Did he die and what for? Well? Silently, one by one, in the in- finite notebooks of the teachers blossomed the neat little zeros, the forget-me-nots of the seniors. x x x x x x Live and love it, why not?