Montevallo High School - Montala Yearbook (Montevallo, AL)

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The First oneal in Montavalle Leona Baskin—Who got it for the best all round girl? Sam Morgan—You. Leona Baskin—I said the best all round girl? Sam Morgan—Waw! Waw! I thought you said biggest all round girl. CRIMES WE SOMETIMES COMMIT 1—Hanging pictures. 2—Stealing bases. 3—Shooting dice. 4—Choking an engine. 5—Running over a new song. 6—Killing time. i—Smothering a laugh. 8—Setting fire to a heart. 9—Knifing a performance. 10—Murdering the English language. LOST—A great deal of time with a fickle blonde—Frank Morgan. Page Two Hundred and Three

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2 -? 2 =2 oo Oe LO; 10e2. LO: LO: DIARY OF A “MONTE HI’ GIRL’S STOMACH 230 -O0 120 :00 al) 700 :30 A. M.—Oh, dear, wonder what this day will bring forth, and if I'll be abused as I was yesterday? Days are all the same here, though. I always begin work on a glass of cold water (reuired in “gym” chore record) which almost freezes me, followed by fruit, cereal. rolls, ‘‘goo-lash” hash and coffee. Then a run up to fourth floor (the elevators as usual on a vacation). A. M.—She ran every step of the way to Block Hall. I was so jiggled about that it took me twice as long to do my work. A. M.—Has just met a girl with a bag of peanuts, filled her pockets full. Hope they won't last long. A. M.—Glass of ice water just arrived; will take all the energy can puff up in the next hour ot warm me to normal again. A. M.—Peanuts have been drifting along steadily ever since; think they are all gone now. M. —(After mail call). She has just received a box of chocolates, and has started on them. P. M.—Not much lunch, nothing appealed to her, I suppose. P. M.—Was mistaken ahout the peanuts; she found another handful in her sweater pocket, and now I'm getting them again. P. M.—More ice water. P. M.—We played basketball for an hour; here I am all tired out, and so much work to do. Pp. M.—We are going to town with two other girls—and the worst is yet to come. A dope and ham sandwich, just what I expected; cakes and popcorn. What do you know about that? JI wonder if all girls are such pigs. P. M.—Just heard her say, “‘Oh, dear! I don't feel a bit well, but I must eat these oysters—they look so good.” Now, I'm getting a sample of everything. It’s ice cream night, and it has just ar- rived. Could have managed the oysters all right, if it hadn't been for that ice cream. But now I'm so cold I don’t see how Pll ever do my work. M.—Dancing; she hasn't stopped a minute. M.—Study Hall. Surely I'll get a rest now. M.—Alas! we have been invited to a little feast after study hall. ie eee . M.—She has eaten almost that whole box of chocolates during study hall. P. M.—And now for the feast. Fruit salad and tea. I tried hard to keep that salad and candy separated, but they mixed in spite of me. I go on strike. ) P. M.—Have sent back salad and candy. P. M.—Returned the tea. P. M.—And the oysters. ) P. M.—On way to the infirmary. 3} P. M.—Dr. Peck diagnoses it a bilious temperament. Good-night ! Page Two Hundred and Two

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Co-ed hot, co-ed cold, Co-ed timid, co- ed bold, Co-ed gay, Co-ed sad, Between them all they drive me mad. Mr. Orr (in chennustry class)—-Where does light go when it goes out. Irma Jackson—It’s too dark to see. Edith Edmundson (in drug store)—Mary, shall we get a sandwich? Mary Derby—-Aw, I don't want a sandwich; I want something to eat. Miss Mary Peters—Were you talking, Joyce? Joyce Jackson No'm, that was just my heart beating loud for fear you'd call on me. os Car N EVER whe Xt waii To ale Che Wy MHS. Cocos Feel ABest xf: Page Two Hundred and Four