Montevallo High School - Montala Yearbook (Montevallo, AL)

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JURA ACG (Zita Lo iss CLL eure harrison. WE p (79 fo, Miss Lamar—Secretary Mellon's divorced wife is going to marry a poor man eleven years her junior.” Eva Smith—What’s the idea? Miss Lamar— Why, I suppose it’s love. “T think Pll drop this old chemistry,” said Robert McKinnon, as a tattered chemistry fell from under his arm. Chief Executive (at trial of a girl who has been seen allowing a young man to kiss you? Young Lady—Well, civics say it’s against the law to resist an officer of the law—and he’s one! Page Two Hundred and One SZ ORURAN

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EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I BECOME— Lower and Lowéfie222 22002 2 22 ee Naomi Loe Greener and Greehers2- 22 Ses 2 eee Sadie Pilgreen Stronger and Stionger..--2) 322-2) = Ruth Strong Paler and Palerso22242 25 ee oe ee eee Frank Morgan Cleaner and ‘Cleaners. 25222 See ee Charles Mahaffey Shorter and Slrortet sees eee Clarence Long Happier and Happier 2222 Soe om oa ee ee Joy(ce) Jackson Harder and Harder -2- - 32 es ee Agnes Hardin Sharper -and (Sharper sc 2.22 ee eee eo ae Fannie Pierce Handsomer and Pandsomien =: a eee eee Lance Hubbard Robert McKinnon—] sing to kill time. Leona Baskin—You certainly have a good weapon. I want to be a Senior, And with the Seniors stand, A fountain pen behind my ear, A notebook in my hand. I wouldn't be an angel, For angels have to sing, Il want to be a Senior, And never do a thing. Stumbling is an appropriately named piece for some dancers. No man can be all right—half of him is left. An undertaker has a deadly aim in life. Page Two Hundred

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2 -? 2 =2 oo Oe LO; 10e2. LO: LO: DIARY OF A “MONTE HI’ GIRL’S STOMACH 230 -O0 120 :00 al) 700 :30 A. M.—Oh, dear, wonder what this day will bring forth, and if I'll be abused as I was yesterday? Days are all the same here, though. I always begin work on a glass of cold water (reuired in “gym” chore record) which almost freezes me, followed by fruit, cereal. rolls, ‘‘goo-lash” hash and coffee. Then a run up to fourth floor (the elevators as usual on a vacation). A. M.—She ran every step of the way to Block Hall. I was so jiggled about that it took me twice as long to do my work. A. M.—Has just met a girl with a bag of peanuts, filled her pockets full. Hope they won't last long. A. M.—Glass of ice water just arrived; will take all the energy can puff up in the next hour ot warm me to normal again. A. M.—Peanuts have been drifting along steadily ever since; think they are all gone now. M. —(After mail call). She has just received a box of chocolates, and has started on them. P. M.—Not much lunch, nothing appealed to her, I suppose. P. M.—Was mistaken ahout the peanuts; she found another handful in her sweater pocket, and now I'm getting them again. P. M.—More ice water. P. M.—We played basketball for an hour; here I am all tired out, and so much work to do. Pp. M.—We are going to town with two other girls—and the worst is yet to come. A dope and ham sandwich, just what I expected; cakes and popcorn. What do you know about that? JI wonder if all girls are such pigs. P. M.—Just heard her say, “‘Oh, dear! I don't feel a bit well, but I must eat these oysters—they look so good.” Now, I'm getting a sample of everything. It’s ice cream night, and it has just ar- rived. Could have managed the oysters all right, if it hadn't been for that ice cream. But now I'm so cold I don’t see how Pll ever do my work. M.—Dancing; she hasn't stopped a minute. M.—Study Hall. Surely I'll get a rest now. M.—Alas! we have been invited to a little feast after study hall. ie eee . M.—She has eaten almost that whole box of chocolates during study hall. P. M.—And now for the feast. Fruit salad and tea. I tried hard to keep that salad and candy separated, but they mixed in spite of me. I go on strike. ) P. M.—Have sent back salad and candy. P. M.—Returned the tea. P. M.—And the oysters. ) P. M.—On way to the infirmary. 3} P. M.—Dr. Peck diagnoses it a bilious temperament. Good-night ! Page Two Hundred and Two