Monson Academy - Academy Bell Yearbook (Monson, MA)

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E Q Q QQ QQQQQ Q ESQ Q Class Prophecy W. H. BACON CO. Rapid Air Transit-CSuccessors to Monson Harmonicaj Roof Non-skid parachutes furnished each passenger Room 4 R. S. Beecher, Pres. R. S. BEECHER CO. R. S. Beecher, Sec. R. S, Beecher, Vice-Pres. R. S. Beecher, Treas. Importers Of Rare Olive Oils Sold in any amount Ask for Charlie Telephone 666 H. N. CARLSON Instructor of Higher Mathematics Room 8 Tutoring Classes conducted Telephone Sine 90 SYD CARSLEY Mtisical Director Conductor of The Famous Hotel Tinpaniansn Headquarters for all famous Negro Orchestras Telephone 4 J. H. FLYNN Criminologist of Distinction Lectures given weekly Day and night classes Author of How it feels to be in Monson Author of How it feels to be in-Sane Telephone Asylum 123 I. C. GARDINER CO. Matrimonial Agency of Distinction Let me choose your future husband or wife. We aim to please. Our Knots never' slip V . Return postage guaranteed Telephone 773-3 Professor R. E. GREY ' Room 11 Personal magnetism taught according to the doctrines of Zoraster and Cleopatra Private classes arranged S. A. PENDLETON Room 5 Employment Bureau COur references never failj Wanted man to take care of cows with good references. Wanted a lady to take care of chickens of protestant religion. Wanted chef to cook food of long standing. Wanted chauffeur to drive car with uniform. Wanted a governess to take care of children of college education. PAGE TH!RTY'THRiEE 3 Q Q USES 'c QQQEQEQQ QQ QQEQE EQQQEQEQQQQQ QQ

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W L- .1 QQQQ QQQ QQQQQQQQQQ QQQQQQQ QQQQQQQQQQ E NIILTON DAVID RUMPEL Rump M. I. T. Student Council CZDQ Debating Club Cljg Treasurer Q55 Glee Club KZ, 155 President Athletic Asso- ciation Clbg Baseball Squad Qfljg Chairman Dance Committee CZD. From the hinterlands of the country came Milton Rumpel to taste of the fruits of a New England Preparatory school education. When the school first saw him it was dumbfounded and considered its task impossible. Milt, however, rose above the reputation and proved to be a diamond in the rough which we take great pleasure in having ground to its present state of sartorial and intellectual bril- liancyg the sartorial perfection due to frequent trips to New York and Smith Collegeg the intellectual polish to the constant ministrations of the faculty. T PAGE THlR'l'Y'TVVO EQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ Q Q

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GW , CLASS PROPHECY-Continued A H. NOLEN 6: SON A Town Planners I We can do for your town what we did for Monson ' Reward for any one recognizing the place when we finish with it. M. D. RUMPEI. ol Professional A Q Often shoots a 'Birdief' Y l L Telephone, Quaboag 20,000,000 o . G Room 7 CRecently annexed title of best dressed Golfer of Grouse Pointy Lessons by mail. Money returned if unsuccessful after live years. io Qs f 'f'- ' 4941 41 A 41 4 41- 4 4 A 42 41- Af- Q U oi in 'i im Q ' O1 Q: Q ur Qs ul - Qs 2 Q ' I-SQUlRuB GIIQSHASW, lrixc. Room 3 L19 ' 1 ouse rec in pecia ist R? We Aim to demolish. 8 Testimonials Upon Request. lc F n l P , I0 Q EBHEW Q 1 f Telephone Goof 10-Till. Basement by cg -S go 16 Q IQ Class Vote Qs 6 ' Best All-Round Fellow ..... ................. ..... N E w'roN CARLSON ESE Most Handsome ......... . . .... SYDNEY PENDLETON QW? Most Musical ......... . . .SIDNEY CARSLEY' QP 16 Best Natured ...... .NEWTON CARLSON E3 Most Original ..... . . RAYMOND GRAY gil Brightest ....... A .... Ronmrr BEECI-IEE Q Q Dumbest ..... EDWARD WILLIAMS B3 Srnoothest ......... .HUMPPIREY NOLEN Q5 Best Athlete .......... ..... N Ew'roN CARLSON Q! '. ll Worst Rough Houser' .... ..... S IDLEY SQUIRE B35 ' . Biggest Bluff .......... ...... J OI-IN FLYNN 1 90 Biggest Farmer .... . . .KIMEALL SI-:Aw QP Q Biggest Grind ..... . . .ROBERT BEEcHEn E53 A Biggest Crab .... ..... W ILLIAM BACON , I ul Works Least .... . . .WILLIAM BACON QF ' 'l Foggist ........ ..... E DWAIID WILLIAMS E9 . . Class Baby ................... . . .MILTON RUMPEL -. QW? Biggest Grafter ................. ...WILLIAM BACON QF irq W Boy that Gets Away with Most. . . . . . . .MILTON RURAPKL Q49 as of 'N Q PAOE 'rl-Ilrrr-noun Q E3 H sian .M I A .4 E . nillaaiml- Ar':.g,.f'f.. . f 1. .4m.....Q