Monroe Township School - Mirror Yearbook (Bringhurst, IN)

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Bla ill: alll - -. 41 -4- 1 3 if -. 1. ...- :E E. al 'T E if For Sale--Cash or Time One old Ford car with a piston ring, Two rear wheels and front spring, Has no fenders, seat or plank Burns a lot of gas and hard to crank Carbureator busted half-way through Engine misses, hits on two Three years old, four in the spring Has shock absorbers and everything. Come down to see the darn ol'boat, That requires a lot of juice to tote It will run on high But quits in low, and the devil himself couldn't make her go, , She's got a racking wobbly gait And needs two boards to guide her straight Her license plates are nine years old She's some disfigured-but good as gold Radiator twisted, she sure does leak Differential dry, you can hear it squeak Ten spokes missing, front all bent Tires blown out, both axles rent Got lot of speed if you turn her loose Burns either gas or tobacco juice. Tires all off, been run on the rim But a good old Ford for the shape she's in Cash in hand 552.39 30 years time 359.49 Hilda: Morris surely covers a lot of floor. Delilah: Huh, he'd ought to. His shoes are large enough. Mr. Sharp to Seniors: We will all meet in a reunion 20 years from now. Morris: And children too! . Old hen as she saw the farmer crossing the barnyard, Thats the guy I'm lay- ing for. He: When will there be only 25 let- ters in the alphabet? ills ullnliilgr iiiirrnrlnlli ella ills :gli in When Mother Washed My Neck This world is full of sorrow, And I guess I've had my share Since the day I peeled the hide off, Fallin' down the cellar stairs. And the toohache! I've had it- Had the mumps and chicken pox: And Tom Jones knocked my teeth out Day the gang was throwin' rock Then were times of tears and wailing But they didn't count a speck As compared with pain and sufferin' When my mother washed my neck. Though a soldier when he's wounded Only smile and say, Aw Heck. ' I'll just bet he yelled and holleredj When his mother washed his neck. Maybe Daniel faced them Lions While his gaze their courage checked But who knows how Daniel acted When his mother Washed nis neck? Someday when I am married Makin' money by the peck I'll be boss, and then I'll bet ya I won't, never wash my neck. Chas. S. Poling A Fast Age The world never moved so fast be- fore. We have winter ice on the Fourth of July, spring vegetables on Christ- masg we buy our straw hatsin February and our felt hats in August: we get our Sunday paper on Saturday night and our magazines a month ahead of time. If we call a man in San Francisco from New York, he hears our voice four hours before you speak, and if someone in Japan sends us a cablegram tomor- row, we get it today. Little Willie, full of fun, 5- Sher'K',0h, I d0f1't kf10W-' H Hid one day in a ten inch gun H95 When U and I are One- The .fourth it wasand sad to say, Student: .ir Worked tm Eve this Willie came down in the form ofaspray. morning on that problem. Mr. Yunker fto the physics classl: Instructor: And did you get the Now the only difference between an idea? electric bell and a buzzer is that the Student: It began to dawn on me. bell has a bell and a buzzer hasn't. mu- -n- 'nun-e ful 'Ianni' -ui IIIDII' in' I D cgwenly-nine

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gli illn alll :Ill ullmlilpr iilirrlurlulll ulla :lla Ill: 1 my .1 L w 5 ,1 necessity it is laid on the dresser till the next day. But time is fleeing and I must close with these words of Tom Morris: Just how a woman combs her hair Is more than I can tell A hair pin here and then one there Back combs of tortoise shell She builds it up and out and in. With most experienced air, The deepest of thy mysteries O woman, is thy hair. I find that true to life, hats and hair have occupied so much space, I cannot disclose close clothes secrets so will close. PRESENTATION OF DIPLOMAS Gentlemen and classmates Ccoughsj gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls of this our glorious ban- ner of the free Cwalks nervouslyl of the free. I consider it a great honor to have the pleasure to grant you, yes, to hand youadiploma. Your inspiring motto is well chosen, for a diploma is the long-cherished th ng for which you have struggled so long Ccoughsj struggled so long. What though you have forgotten how Caesar crossed the Atlantic, and perchance the binominal theorenl With this bit of paper you can go forth into the World and waving it on high, demand a job Chesitatesj demand a job. Aim high. Accept nothing less than 82.50 per week. Conquer all difficulties. If the world gets too gay with you, shake your diploma in its face. That will bring it to a realization of who you are. I now have the honor, the pleasure, and great gratification to present thesi- tatesj to present freaches desperately for diplomas which are on the tableb to present. Well here they are,take them. CStumbles and diplomas go rolling on the floor.j Curtain. U CI joke ? 5 2 , Ad in Henpecks Morning Daily- She: Don't you think you'll be Double bed wanted cheap by an elderly cold without your coat? lady with wooden head and foot, Wire Her chum: f'You don't know Pat. 3 ' tt' , , Sprmg mil less Optimist: Well, I had to come down RGCIPQ f01' M0d91'U Tragedy anyway, said Pat who had fallen Take one reckless, natural born fool. down three Hights of Stairs. ' Two or three drinks of bad liquor, F, place in car, and let go, after due time Attorney: Where was the prisoner remove from wreckage, place in black milking the cow? satined box and garnish with flowers. Witness: Al ttle back of center. 1:1 In alla ullmllr alll ullulln :Hn :Halls alll 4. D c5wcnty-eight

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gli alll ull: ull: cllmlihr iiiirrnrlmlll ull: :Hn nil: I El .1 Head Work A woodpecker pecks a great many specks Of sawdust when building a hut. He works like a nigger to make the Of Course It Is A little boy who had lived in London all his life was invited by a distant rela- tive to spend a week end in the coun- try, All hisfriends complimented him E hole bigger. on his luck but the boy himself was not Q His son if his cutter won't cut. at all happy at the thought and I He uses no plan of cheap artisans he refused. Coaxing, argument, But there's one thing can rightly be said, pleading, and promises of un- - The who excavation has this explanation told wonder left him cold. No coun- Q He builds it by using his head. try for me, was his answer. ? AINVT IT? But why not? asked the father. Flapper walks into the lobby HBecauS.e'H replied the Son' mrheyive fF'aPPPf'S me mygfeatest hobby? 592 Z15i?2hG2S Tiiiglesheiit tiiliieaifl i Q Knees are bare bare and hair is bobby. done by hand ,, ' Q GEE! ' ' Opens up a little box, . . . Gives her nose a coupla knocks A Darwlnlan Spgcunen ' 1 Pats her ears and rolls her sox. Little Johnny spied a monkey on the :r GOSH!l rear of a car on the train which he had ? Gazes ,round her all demure, gust boarded. Mr. Conductgr, do you Looks so lonesome, Carlin endure,-Q allgw monkeys on this train? ,he asked. Really quite on the allure Sit down, you little fool! replied 5 OHM the conductor. 'You'll never be noticed' -.L iq: qlanccs at IPP' Sweetest eyes! i Hank: Be yuh goin' to keep that Q Etaftstat Smllligilgnsfgrlilgtlglgr guy litter of pigs, until they turninto hogs? 093 0 mee e - Bill: I reckon so. Don't figger it's BLAH!!! h - L Author Unknown hi1Il?5cSlespect them to turn into If Lee V. 1 Mom, do cats go to heaven? Hostess: Why did you bring two g ,I His Mother: Of course not. boy friends with you? 1 I Lee: Where do the angels get their Guest: Oh, I always carry a k harp strings then? spare. V Q 'F 'Z' Name Characteristic Favorite Expression Future Q Delilah Allen Brevity 'zat so u Beauty Specialist 5 Ancxl Ayres Laughing ,Is that Right? Hen-peeked I i Leon Clmgenpeel Farming I ve got an idea Preachlng Elva Douglas Teasmg. Q Peep! Peep! Teaching ' Marguerite Eikenberry Convincing O'Boy Chorus Girl Russell Flora Women You Don't Say! Satisfied 5 Hilda Garrison Ticklish Ain't that nice? At last Morris Perigo Coughing Are, you there , l Married Dorotha Riggle Dreaming Sure Mike I Ticket Seller Voyle Shelburn A Bum Oh pshaw Night Watchman - Lee Voorhees Bad Boy Oh What a doll Settled.Dowm Z Carl Zinn Out-of-town Shucks Divorced Melvin Zinn Independent Gimme Price Settled Down lull ull: a ullmlll- :Hn IIICIHI alll :Holla ull: P ui tglvirly