Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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Eleanor Meade: Do you work long hours? Johnnie Beyer: No, I'm on regu- lar hours-sixty minutes. Kate Schmidt: I'm going home. Clayton Ainslie: Why? Kate: Because I live there. Mr. Luft: Hang it, you've brought the wrong shoes, one is black and the other is brown. John: I know, sir, but the others are the same way. Lucille Root inquiring about His- tory test: Are we going to have dates Wednes.day? Mr. Herkner: That depends on you. Helen Zabel: Just think, old sweet, a girl I know thinks a football coach has four wheels. Mollie Laboe: Ha, ha, indeed! Very stupid. How many has it? Jeanette Sprague: Do you girls really like conceited men better than the o-ther kind? Marcella Hinz: What other kind? Teacher: Give me an example of a coincidence? Fred Schatte: My mother and father were married on the same day. Little moments with big people- Jake Gutterman. They laughed at me when I sat down at the piano, and you can imagine my embarrassment when I found out the piano was a modernistic desk. Don Hoyt to anybody: Do you know that there are a million aching hearts, a million lonely girls, and a million Cinderellas dreaming of me. Geraldine Brock: Have you heard about the murder mystery? Mabel Shroeder: No, what of it? Geraldine: Yesterday in the li- brary, the police found a man's nose buried in a book. If you don't believe peanuts are fattening. look at any circus elephant. It is hardest to get out of bed in winter, spring, summer and fall. Maxine Logan: Gee, I'm in an awful hole. Marcella H i n z 1 What's the trouble? Maxine: I've spelled professor with two f's and I don't know which one to cross out. Bruce Clark: A scientist says that we ought to eat food that will de- velop the craniumf' Harold Lanphere: Well, I sug- gest the following menu: noodle soup, head cheese, and cocoanut pie. PERILS OF A BIG CITY A man wandered into the middle of Broadway in New York City. On his left he could see a street car ap- proaching. On his right came a fire engine, while in front of him, ad- vancing rapidly, was a cab. Behind him came a truck. From above a steel girder was rapidly falling. He lifted the man hole cover and jumped in. He was killed by a subway train. CWarning-keep away unless you have wingsj

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Mr. Sisco: For what was the first process of condensing used? Violet Doty: Pet milk. Leo Bauer: I'm getting nervous from worrying. Mr. Roth: Why do you worry? Leo: Because I'm getting nerv- ous. Mr. Sisco: How many times havt I told you to be to class on time?' Bob Bruce: I don't know l thought you were keeping score. Miss Stone in Office Practice class: What counts most in the business world? Julia Deli: The adding machine. Vaughn Hummell in History class: Are these questions answerable? Mr. Herkner: Yes, if you stay awake long enough. Sis Morris: The Seniors aren 1 what they used to be. Jeanette Sprague: Why? Sis: They used to be Freshmenj' WANTED: A high school stu- dent who can sing four verses of the Star Spangled Banner in General As- semblies. Matilda Amolsch: When you stand facing the north, what have you on your left hand? Mildred Heck: 'iFingers. Mr. Sisco: Any questions? Geo. Zimmerman: What course is this? Frosh: Are they playing football out there? Soph: No, they're playing foot- ball. Frosh: Oh, I thought they were playing football. Pessimist: It costs twice as much to live now as it used to. Optimist: It's worth it. IfanSandanIandanOanda U with a X on the end spell Su, Then what's the poor speller to do? Then if S and I and G and an H with ED tacked on spell side - Pray tell What on earth's a poor speller to do but- To go out and commit Sioux-eye- sighed? Miss McAdam: Your expression is absurd. How can a man hatch a scheme? Tony Roberts: A'He might have his mind set on it. l..lM Charles Knapp: Oh, hang! I'm doing down and jump off the bridge. Myron Dusseau: Wait a minute. I'll go down and watch you. Mr. Willis: Name eleven of Shakespeare's plays. Jeanette Sprague: Ten Nights in a Bar Room and Macbeth.