Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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Eleanor Meade: Do you work long hours? Johnnie Beyer: No, I'm on regu- lar hours-sixty minutes. Kate Schmidt: I'm going home. Clayton Ainslie: Why? Kate: Because I live there. Mr. Luft: Hang it, you've brought the wrong shoes, one is black and the other is brown. John: I know, sir, but the others are the same way. Lucille Root inquiring about His- tory test: Are we going to have dates Wednes.day? Mr. Herkner: That depends on you. Helen Zabel: Just think, old sweet, a girl I know thinks a football coach has four wheels. Mollie Laboe: Ha, ha, indeed! Very stupid. How many has it? Jeanette Sprague: Do you girls really like conceited men better than the o-ther kind? Marcella Hinz: What other kind? Teacher: Give me an example of a coincidence? Fred Schatte: My mother and father were married on the same day. Little moments with big people- Jake Gutterman. They laughed at me when I sat down at the piano, and you can imagine my embarrassment when I found out the piano was a modernistic desk. Don Hoyt to anybody: Do you know that there are a million aching hearts, a million lonely girls, and a million Cinderellas dreaming of me. Geraldine Brock: Have you heard about the murder mystery? Mabel Shroeder: No, what of it? Geraldine: Yesterday in the li- brary, the police found a man's nose buried in a book. If you don't believe peanuts are fattening. look at any circus elephant. It is hardest to get out of bed in winter, spring, summer and fall. Maxine Logan: Gee, I'm in an awful hole. Marcella H i n z 1 What's the trouble? Maxine: I've spelled professor with two f's and I don't know which one to cross out. Bruce Clark: A scientist says that we ought to eat food that will de- velop the craniumf' Harold Lanphere: Well, I sug- gest the following menu: noodle soup, head cheese, and cocoanut pie. PERILS OF A BIG CITY A man wandered into the middle of Broadway in New York City. On his left he could see a street car ap- proaching. On his right came a fire engine, while in front of him, ad- vancing rapidly, was a cab. Behind him came a truck. From above a steel girder was rapidly falling. He lifted the man hole cover and jumped in. He was killed by a subway train. CWarning-keep away unless you have wingsj

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