Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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Qo1l-uli-lill--l-1l1-ls1lA--l-ll-ll1n1n1Il1ll- B u g I 2 -ll1lI:n:u-n1ll1ll1ll1Il1n1wl-ll1ll1ll 1l+ Prudence Harrington: I wonder if Bill loves me? Betty Hoagland: Of course he does, dear. Why should he make you an exception? Boston Transcript. L. Day: How many men have you kissed? Martha Lee S. : You know I de- test statistics. College A ccording to Shakespeare- Freshman Year-Comedy of Er- 1'ors. Sophomore-Much Ado About Nothing. Junior--As You Like It. Senior-All's Well That Ends VV'ell. Ralph Dugan: How did you get the puncture in your new Ford tire? Miss Giroux Qimpatientlyj : Why, I ran over a hen with pin feathers! Mr. Kopke: I see by the school report that you are still at the foot of the class. Explain. Eldon: Well, what of it? They teach the same thing at both ends. Art Wright: When I gave my speech the whole audience sat there open-mouthedf' Mr. McKone: Oh, nonsense! They never yawn all at once. Ralph Moll: Lots of girls use dumbbells to get color in their cheeks. Violet Kirk: Yes-and a lot of girls use color on their cheeks to get dumbbellsf' Esther Stotz: What did you take your hand off the wheel for? Ed Rupp: To shut the door. Esther: Oh, you mean thing! V. Stair: Do you know the dif- ference between a mule and an orange? A. Wagner: No, what is it? V. Stair: Say, you would be a Hne one to send after a dozen or- angesf' Douglas Santchi: What's the most you ever got out of your car? Kenneth A.: UEight times Xin one mile. Bill Dansby: How's your girl? Pete Rottenbucher: She won't speak to me any more. Bill: How come? Pete: Well, she works in a store and the other day when I went in to see her she was unpacking goods. I said that I was glad to see her stock- ing up. Now she won't speak to me. Miss Anderson: Have you ever found a proverb which you think applicable to your own life? Jake B.: Why, yes. Let your conscience be your guide. Gen Lanphere: What did Long- fellow mean when he wrote Tell me not in mournful numbers? Bebe Leason: He must have been riding in a taxi. Mr. McKone: And Homer was beloved by whom? L. Wittkop: Babe Ruth. lla-D115-ul1n1lt1 I-nc-su-n-nnxnrlnilui 1 - .,,,,,,,,,,1,,1,'-,n1n1--,-

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QI'-lS'll'1ll-ll'1ll-1ll1ll-1 il-1ll1ll1 -ll1ll1flh -n1n1 11111:-an-mu1n1ll1ll-lI1ll1ll1lI:nU1l+ MEDITATIONS Q By Themselvesj Miss Anderson: The business of a teacher is to criticize, and there is really no use in having one who cannot see some fault in everything. Virginia Cole: I shall never marry a man until he proves his love for me by committing suicide. Miss Holden: I must right that wrong, and straightway she recorded it against the unlucky sinner Treasurer Wright of Junior Class: It is a good book which is opened with expectation and closed with proiitf' Miss Marsh flistening to a history recitationj : This is the very coin- age of your brain. Elizabeth Zabel: I have to be very careful about overworking myself. l think too much of the welfare of my hair to become overheated. Mr. Osborn: What? VV ell I think I should call that an acid solution. Ralph Dugan: Under the trying conditions of the present school day, l should like to see a movement started to furnish free refreshments and would be willing to take part myself. Mr. Cantrielz: . I seem to be on the very point of attack right now. Karl Wagner: As Shakespeare once said, in this world a man must be either anvil or knock-or rather hammer. Mr. Porter: In the springtime, when a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of-wedding bells. They sat together, Worked together, All semester long. Played together, Strolled together, Happy as a song. Then- Crammed together, Flunked together, Wondered what was wrong. The Simpsonian. Helen Schmidt: What is the proper length for me to wear my dresses? Miss DeYoung: A little above two feet. Karl Beyer: What's the idea of walking around at this time of the night? Bill Dansby: Taking the air. Karl: Doctor's orders? Bill: No, my girl's. Albion College Pleiod Miss Maxwell: Take this sen- tence: 'Take the cow out of this lot.' What mood? Ressler Dusseau: The cow. Miss Gilday: When did Caesar defeat the greatest number? Margaret Karl: On examin' tion day. Kansas Wesleyan +-------- --------- - --------------- 1925 ------ ---------------------r

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---- - - 4 ------ --------- Bugle -------- ------------- Miss Maxwell: Say, wake up that fellow next to you. R. Hundley: Wake him up your- selfg you put him to sleep. Miss De Young: HYour answer reminds me of Quebec. Mary Burkitt: Why? Miss De Young: It's built on bluff. Chas. Van Riper: What are the fthree fastest mleans of spreading news? Leo Snyder: Telegraph, tele- phone, tell a woman. og' Ralph Kreiselmeier: Coach says I'd make a good basketball player if I could get my feet off the floor. Chet Duffy: Don't you think I would 'make a good basketball player? Lucille Deinzer: From my ex- perience with you, I am afraid you would be disqualified for holding. Miss Maxwell 1 giving assignment to English IOH classj : Read any of the 'Tales of a Way-fellow Inn by Longside'. , 7 lw-l 'ea ' uw u +- ------------- 1925 ------ n----------------+