Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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mga ---- - ----------------.-------- Junior: f'You Seniors aren't what you used to be. Senior: How's that? You were Juniors last junior : l ?! year, weren t you? Mzssourz Wesleyan Kem: What's your hurry? Art. J.: I got to go home and Write five destructive sentencesf, Harry Diekman: lVlr. Sisco, haven't you any longer meter sticks? Speaking of cages in zoos-some say they are of wood and others say they are of iron. Steve Petrovich: I was in a zoo once and when I was there they didn't have iron doors. Young Gaylord: Coach Hellen- berg says that unless I quit exercis- ing so much I won't gain any weight. Mr. Osborn, in Chem.: Tomor- row take arsenic. Alice Schmidt: But isn't it poi- son? Mr. Cantrick: Why are you al- ways so late? Buck Bentley: Because of a sign I have to pass on my way here. Mr. Cantrick: What has that to do with it? Buck. Why, it says, 'School ahead, go slow'. A Freshman's famous words: Of all sad words of tongue or pon -the saddest are these- I'm rlunked again. Mr. Spencer: Have I left any- thing? Bellboy: No sir, not even a nickel. Charley Dansard: Esther, kin I kiss you? Esther Beyer: Piggly Wigglyf' Charley: What's that? Esther: Help yourself. - Chas. V. R.: Beany, how's that rear tire on your side? Beany: lt's all right. It's flat on the bottom, but round on the top. Miss Maxwell: Horton, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to stop talking. H. Kohler: Thank goodness-n now I can talk without being both- ered. ' A parked car, a moon, a road- Cop comes along and says, No parking here. This is no place to loaf. He's not loafing, came a sweet voice. ' Dad bought a radio- The thing went on the blink, Dad sat on one of the bulbs, Then we heard Glas-go. Green Onion Alice Schmidt: Sheep are cer- tainly stupid animals. Dude Dansby: Yes, my lamb. Judge: Ten days or ten dollars -take your choice. G. Brevoort: I'll take the ten dollars. -1- ----------- --------- 1925 ----- ------------------- -+

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QI'-lS'll'1ll-ll'1ll-1ll1ll-1 il-1ll1ll1 -ll1ll1flh -n1n1 11111:-an-mu1n1ll1ll-lI1ll1ll1lI:nU1l+ MEDITATIONS Q By Themselvesj Miss Anderson: The business of a teacher is to criticize, and there is really no use in having one who cannot see some fault in everything. Virginia Cole: I shall never marry a man until he proves his love for me by committing suicide. Miss Holden: I must right that wrong, and straightway she recorded it against the unlucky sinner Treasurer Wright of Junior Class: It is a good book which is opened with expectation and closed with proiitf' Miss Marsh flistening to a history recitationj : This is the very coin- age of your brain. Elizabeth Zabel: I have to be very careful about overworking myself. l think too much of the welfare of my hair to become overheated. Mr. Osborn: What? VV ell I think I should call that an acid solution. Ralph Dugan: Under the trying conditions of the present school day, l should like to see a movement started to furnish free refreshments and would be willing to take part myself. Mr. Cantrielz: . I seem to be on the very point of attack right now. Karl Wagner: As Shakespeare once said, in this world a man must be either anvil or knock-or rather hammer. Mr. Porter: In the springtime, when a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of-wedding bells. They sat together, Worked together, All semester long. Played together, Strolled together, Happy as a song. Then- Crammed together, Flunked together, Wondered what was wrong. The Simpsonian. Helen Schmidt: What is the proper length for me to wear my dresses? Miss DeYoung: A little above two feet. Karl Beyer: What's the idea of walking around at this time of the night? Bill Dansby: Taking the air. Karl: Doctor's orders? Bill: No, my girl's. Albion College Pleiod Miss Maxwell: Take this sen- tence: 'Take the cow out of this lot.' What mood? Ressler Dusseau: The cow. Miss Gilday: When did Caesar defeat the greatest number? Margaret Karl: On examin' tion day. Kansas Wesleyan +-------- --------- - --------------- 1925 ------ ---------------------r