Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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mga ---- - ----------------.-------- Junior: f'You Seniors aren't what you used to be. Senior: How's that? You were Juniors last junior : l ?! year, weren t you? Mzssourz Wesleyan Kem: What's your hurry? Art. J.: I got to go home and Write five destructive sentencesf, Harry Diekman: lVlr. Sisco, haven't you any longer meter sticks? Speaking of cages in zoos-some say they are of wood and others say they are of iron. Steve Petrovich: I was in a zoo once and when I was there they didn't have iron doors. Young Gaylord: Coach Hellen- berg says that unless I quit exercis- ing so much I won't gain any weight. Mr. Osborn, in Chem.: Tomor- row take arsenic. Alice Schmidt: But isn't it poi- son? Mr. Cantrick: Why are you al- ways so late? Buck Bentley: Because of a sign I have to pass on my way here. Mr. Cantrick: What has that to do with it? Buck. Why, it says, 'School ahead, go slow'. A Freshman's famous words: Of all sad words of tongue or pon -the saddest are these- I'm rlunked again. Mr. Spencer: Have I left any- thing? Bellboy: No sir, not even a nickel. Charley Dansard: Esther, kin I kiss you? Esther Beyer: Piggly Wigglyf' Charley: What's that? Esther: Help yourself. - Chas. V. R.: Beany, how's that rear tire on your side? Beany: lt's all right. It's flat on the bottom, but round on the top. Miss Maxwell: Horton, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to stop talking. H. Kohler: Thank goodness-n now I can talk without being both- ered. ' A parked car, a moon, a road- Cop comes along and says, No parking here. This is no place to loaf. He's not loafing, came a sweet voice. ' Dad bought a radio- The thing went on the blink, Dad sat on one of the bulbs, Then we heard Glas-go. Green Onion Alice Schmidt: Sheep are cer- tainly stupid animals. Dude Dansby: Yes, my lamb. Judge: Ten days or ten dollars -take your choice. G. Brevoort: I'll take the ten dollars. -1- ----------- --------- 1925 ----- ------------------- -+

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'l - '- - - - - - -l'-ll-'-- - - l--ll- g --I ----- ..-..-..-.......,,,,,.,,., 4,4 BY THESE WORDS S HALL YE KNOW THEM. Oh, Good Night! ...... For Crying Out Loud .... Hope to Tell You - .... Holy Cow! ........... Alfred-Turn Round! . . . VVell, I'll Say ............ Now, Children! ............ Getting Back to the Subject ............... ...... My Soul ............ .................... For Tomorrow we will take the next 40 pages . . . . . . Clean Up theTables ....................... . . Got Yer English? ................ ..... . I see where I'l1 have a nice class at 3215 .... . . Out Of Gas Again ................... By Way of Ann Arbor .............. Fermez la bouche ....... l'd like to ask a question . . . Here's the way I did it ........ Now, let's all close our books ...... Gordon, turn around and keep still Heads Up! Chins In! ............ Got a Date? ................... Don't make so much noise with thos Esther Beyer ...........ElsieBauer . . . . Prudence Harrington Alice Schmidt Miss Maxwell Mary Burkitt . Miss Gilday Mr. Porter . . . Arthur Wright Miss Anderson . Miss Holden !'Bill Dansby .Miss Wagner .. David Seps .. Miss Miller Miss Schmid . Harold Buck . . . . Lucille Deinzer . . . . . .Mr. Cantrick . . . ..... Miss Giroux . . . . . . . . . .Mrs Southworth .. Eleanor Duvall e books ................ Mr. McKone Fred Lemerand: What kind of a watch have you, Earl? Karl Wagner: A wonder watch. F. Lemerand: A wonder watch! What kind is that? Karl: Every time I look at it I wonder what time it is. Mrs. Peterson: Gertrude, didn't I see you sitting o nthat man's lap last night? Gertrude: Yes, and it was very embarrassing. I wish you hadnit told me to do that. Mrs. Peterson: I never told you to do anything of the kind. Gertrude: Yes you did, mother, you told me that if he got too senti- mental, I must sit on him. in-s!-!1u1n1su-u-u-ls-n1ln1uu1uu-nn1nn1nl- Miss Schmid in English: How many of you can remember the long- est sentence that you ever read? Melvin Carl: Please ma'm, I can. Miss Schmid: Well, Melvin, what is it? Melvin: Hlmprisonment for life. Miss Miller: So I've caught you chewing gum, have I? john Klappas: No, mum: I wasn't chewin'. I was jest keepin' it there instead of in my pocket. It's so sticky. 'Teacherz 'fWhat word is the op- posite of woe? Clement .: Giddap, 1925 ----- -..-..-..... -...... ..,,.

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