Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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'l - '- - - - - - -l'-ll-'-- - - l--ll- g --I ----- ..-..-..-.......,,,,,.,,., 4,4 BY THESE WORDS S HALL YE KNOW THEM. Oh, Good Night! ...... For Crying Out Loud .... Hope to Tell You - .... Holy Cow! ........... Alfred-Turn Round! . . . VVell, I'll Say ............ Now, Children! ............ Getting Back to the Subject ............... ...... My Soul ............ .................... For Tomorrow we will take the next 40 pages . . . . . . Clean Up theTables ....................... . . Got Yer English? ................ ..... . I see where I'l1 have a nice class at 3215 .... . . Out Of Gas Again ................... By Way of Ann Arbor .............. Fermez la bouche ....... l'd like to ask a question . . . Here's the way I did it ........ Now, let's all close our books ...... Gordon, turn around and keep still Heads Up! Chins In! ............ Got a Date? ................... Don't make so much noise with thos Esther Beyer ...........ElsieBauer . . . . Prudence Harrington Alice Schmidt Miss Maxwell Mary Burkitt . Miss Gilday Mr. Porter . . . Arthur Wright Miss Anderson . Miss Holden !'Bill Dansby .Miss Wagner .. David Seps .. Miss Miller Miss Schmid . Harold Buck . . . . Lucille Deinzer . . . . . .Mr. Cantrick . . . ..... Miss Giroux . . . . . . . . . .Mrs Southworth .. Eleanor Duvall e books ................ Mr. McKone Fred Lemerand: What kind of a watch have you, Earl? Karl Wagner: A wonder watch. F. Lemerand: A wonder watch! What kind is that? Karl: Every time I look at it I wonder what time it is. Mrs. Peterson: Gertrude, didn't I see you sitting o nthat man's lap last night? Gertrude: Yes, and it was very embarrassing. I wish you hadnit told me to do that. Mrs. Peterson: I never told you to do anything of the kind. Gertrude: Yes you did, mother, you told me that if he got too senti- mental, I must sit on him. in-s!-!1u1n1su-u-u-ls-n1ln1uu1uu-nn1nn1nl- Miss Schmid in English: How many of you can remember the long- est sentence that you ever read? Melvin Carl: Please ma'm, I can. Miss Schmid: Well, Melvin, what is it? Melvin: Hlmprisonment for life. Miss Miller: So I've caught you chewing gum, have I? john Klappas: No, mum: I wasn't chewin'. I was jest keepin' it there instead of in my pocket. It's so sticky. 'Teacherz 'fWhat word is the op- posite of woe? Clement .: Giddap, 1925 ----- -..-..-..... -...... ..,,.

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HIM- I-ll-ll 111-- ll--l--ll-ll- - ill' -u ---- n----n-n-n-n-nzn-n-an -up LAST MINUTE BOOK REPORTS Oh, my eyes they won't stay open, And the night seemed awfully short, It's that non-sleep epidemic On the night before a book report. The clock struck twelve and then half-past, i And as it struck half-past one l slammed the book upon the Hoor, For the terrible thing was done. I had read four hundred pages Since the clock struck half-past nine, And I thought that I and Dave Cop- perfield VVould get along just fine. The teacher gave an awful quiz, The boy ahead of me was punk, So what on earth could I possibly do But just what I did, that's-flmzk. By W'ilma Herr Douglass Riecks: May I ac- company you across the street, ma- dam? Old Lady: Certainly you may, my lad. How long have you been waiting for somebody to take you across? Teacher: Why were you so late this morning, Warren? XVarren Kiley: My mother made me wash my isthmusf' Teacher: Wash your isthmus? Warren: Yes, ma'amg didn't you 'tell us yesterday that an isthmus was a neck of dirt? Ruth R.: If wishes came true, what would be your first? David Munro: I would wish- oh! if only I dared tell you ? Ruth: Go on, go on, what do you jthink I brought up wishing for? Ralph I-Iundley: Want to go on a sleighing party? Skinney: Why, sure, who are we going to slay? Mr. Siscoz We are kept on this earth by the law of gravity. Clinton Cooper: Please, sir, how did we stick on before the law was passed? A. Wagner and Vercil Snyder were seated in Al's Rolls Rough one evening in town watching the people pass. Nearby was a popcorn vender's stand. Presently Vercil re- marked: My, that popcorn smells good! That's right, said Al. Ill drive up a little closer so that you can smell it better. Any girl can be gay in a classy coupe: In a taxi they all can be jolly, But the girl worth while is the one that can smile I When you're taking her home on the trolley. H. Bentley: May I hold your hand? Ruth Tyler: Of course not! This isn't Palm Sunday. H. Bentley: Well, it isn't Inde- pendence Day either. in-I 1ll-ll-ll- 1ll1ll-1ll1n1lI:llu:lnill1Il- -n 1 --u1ul1ll1nl1ll1ll1-ll--Ili!!-1u1n1I1ll1nf

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mga ---- - ----------------.-------- Junior: f'You Seniors aren't what you used to be. Senior: How's that? You were Juniors last junior : l ?! year, weren t you? Mzssourz Wesleyan Kem: What's your hurry? Art. J.: I got to go home and Write five destructive sentencesf, Harry Diekman: lVlr. Sisco, haven't you any longer meter sticks? Speaking of cages in zoos-some say they are of wood and others say they are of iron. Steve Petrovich: I was in a zoo once and when I was there they didn't have iron doors. Young Gaylord: Coach Hellen- berg says that unless I quit exercis- ing so much I won't gain any weight. Mr. Osborn, in Chem.: Tomor- row take arsenic. Alice Schmidt: But isn't it poi- son? Mr. Cantrick: Why are you al- ways so late? Buck Bentley: Because of a sign I have to pass on my way here. Mr. Cantrick: What has that to do with it? Buck. Why, it says, 'School ahead, go slow'. A Freshman's famous words: Of all sad words of tongue or pon -the saddest are these- I'm rlunked again. Mr. Spencer: Have I left any- thing? Bellboy: No sir, not even a nickel. Charley Dansard: Esther, kin I kiss you? Esther Beyer: Piggly Wigglyf' Charley: What's that? Esther: Help yourself. - Chas. V. R.: Beany, how's that rear tire on your side? Beany: lt's all right. It's flat on the bottom, but round on the top. Miss Maxwell: Horton, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to stop talking. H. Kohler: Thank goodness-n now I can talk without being both- ered. ' A parked car, a moon, a road- Cop comes along and says, No parking here. This is no place to loaf. He's not loafing, came a sweet voice. ' Dad bought a radio- The thing went on the blink, Dad sat on one of the bulbs, Then we heard Glas-go. Green Onion Alice Schmidt: Sheep are cer- tainly stupid animals. Dude Dansby: Yes, my lamb. Judge: Ten days or ten dollars -take your choice. G. Brevoort: I'll take the ten dollars. -1- ----------- --------- 1925 ----- ------------------- -+