Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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Chet R. suddenly coming too after long silence in Chemistry class and saying: Say, what do you copy your chemistry notes from? Miss Covell in Amer. Lit.: What is there in a church to attract a person's mind from worship? Girl's voice from the rear: The hymns Qhimsl. Mr. Cantrick in U. S. l-list.: l-low many representatives did each colony have? Harold Mohrhoff: They each had one representative no matter how big he was. Miss Covell in Amer. Lit.: Forrest, what do you find at the end of a song? Forrest W.: A period. Al Goldberg in Chemistry Lab.:: Hey Scholl, look at our magnesium now. It's all gone. Cash! I have been instructed by the village council to enforce the ordinance against chickens running at large and riding bicycles on the sidewalks. Translated in French class: The little boy strolled back and forth .n front of the home of his daughter. Freshmen : Irresponsible. Sophomore: Irrepressible. Juniors : Irresistable. Seniors : Irreproachable. Committeeman: To drink? Lecturer: No, to do a high diving act. The world is old, yet likes to laugh: New jokes are hard to find. A whole new editorial staff Can't tackle every mind. So if you meet some ancient joke, Declfed out. in modern guise, Don't frown and call the thing a fake, fust laugh-don't be too wise.

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Beata Wagner in French: Bump, what does 'ecourir' mean? H. B.: I don't know. B. W.: Thank you. Oh! Swell beau Good show. l..et's go! Huh, Joe? Wazzat- No dough? OH! ' Sir: I just can't help wondering why the macaroni manufacturers do not see the possibilities in keeping their goods flexible and selling them for sewing machine belts. Nu! Waiter Wanted An old lady, after waiting in a confectionery store for about ten minutes, grew grossly impatient at the lack of service. Finally she rapped sharply on the counter. Here, young lady, she called, who waits on the nuts? Young Englishman, slightly fussed, to young debutante: Very warm, isn't it? That is, it would be if it weren't so deucedly chilly. Young admirer, taking her into dinner: Ah! May I sit on your tight hand? No, sweetly, that's the one I eat with. Muriel Ray: There was an awful fight in our back yard this a. m. Dave M.: What happened? Muriel: A cat licked his paw. If S-I-O-U-X spells Sou: if E.-Y-E spells Ig S-I-G-H-E-D spells side, what is there to do but commit Siouxeyesighed? Now, Really! What is the color of red phosphorus? Green, we unhesitatingly reply. Al Goldberg: All great men are dying, and I don't feel very well myself.

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