Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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Little Miss Mar Thought she'd like to be a star. She got a chance somewhere in Franceg But the first time that she tried to dance She fell and broke her contract. Lucretia fweary at ll p. m. Sundayl: I don't know a thing about baseball. with Charles: I'll explain it to you. - Lu: Very well, give me an illustration of a home run. In the parlor there were three- She, the parlor lamp and he: Two is company, no doubt, So the little lamp went out. . Doctor: I clon't like your heart action. You have been having trouble angima pectoris. Bliss Kemmerling: You're partly right, doctor, only that ain't her name. Mrs. Wells: What's that noise I hear down in the library? Mr. Wells: just history repeating itself. Go to sleep. He: Have you read 'Freckles?' She: Of course not: that's my veil. The Englishman had just finished telling the American about the lords and noblemen of England. have -if The American, not wishing to be outwitted, said: ln our country we men who never do a bit of work! Englishman: And who are they? American: Tramps Muriel Ray: Frank seems tickled over his new mustache. Lolo Rauch shyly: Not half as much as it tickles me. Angleworm, two 3 A June bug married an The worm was cut in The bug was charged with bigamy, Now what could the poor thing do? Tramp No. l : lf we had some ham, wc'd have home ham and eggs we had some eggs.

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Odd, lsn'l ll? Forrest Weisel in A. Lit.: He woke up to find himself unconscious. Mr. C. in U. S. Hist.: What did the N. E. states raise? Frieda: Rum. Reilly: Pat was drowned yesterday. Fitzpatrick: Coulcln't he swim? Reilly: Yes, but he was a union man. He swam for eight hours and then quit. Musical Terms Don't be Ili fsharpj. Don't be b fflatl. just be lq fnaturalj. French chauffeur fto deaf farmer on a Maine roadlz Can you tell me, sare, wer I get some of ze gazzoline? Farmer fwith his hand to his earl: Hey? Chauffeur: Non, non, non! Not ze hay--ze gazzoline. Ziss eez a motor car, not ze horse. E A Tcachefs Reward We have just learned of a teacher who star.ted poor 20 years ago and has retired with the comfortable fortune of 550,000.00 This was acquired through industry, economy, conscientious effort, indomitable perserverance, and the death of an uncle who left an estate valued at S49,999.50. Freshman Moilo Don't study when you're tired, Or have anything else to do. Don't study when you're happy, For that will make you blue. Don't study in the day time, Anal don't study at night. But study at all other times, With all your strength and might. In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to light things-such as, Vr instance-summer underwear. A stitch in time may save embarrassment.

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lVlr. Hiller in Physiology class to Helen Nuttz, Now, what is your name? Helen, hesitating whether to say 'Miss Nutt' or 'l-lelen': A-Nutt! There was a doctor by the name of Peck, Who fell in the well and broke his neck, The folks all said the fault was his own, He should tend the sick and leave the well alone. Lilly Moore A nail, a doorg A skirt, it tore, One word: she swore. The world is getting so crowded that we presume the cows will soon begin to give condensed milk. The girl stood on the burning deck, You should -have seen her shiver: Her hat fell off and her coat flew up And the wind blew up the river! Why did you strike the telegraph operator? asked the magistrate of the man who was summoned for assault. Well, sir, I gives him a telegram to send to my gal. an' he starts readin' it. So, of course, I ups and gives him one. I love my love in zebra hose, In purple veil she's grand, But Oh, my love, in soiled white spats Is more than I can stand. The Commercial Man New 23rd Psalm The flivver is my car, I shall not want another. It maketh me lie down in wet places. It soileth my clothes. It leadeth me into deep waters. It leadeth me into the paths oft ridicule for its name sake. It prepareth me for a breakdown, in the presence of mine enemies. Yea, though I run through the valley, I am to-wed up the hill. I fear great evil when it is with me, its rods and its engine discomforts me. It annointeth my face with oils, its tanks running over. Surely to goodness, if the thing follow me all the days of my life, I shall dwell in the house of the insane forever.