Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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Did You? Did you ever see a sleeping porch? Did you ever see a dog fish? Did you ever see a peanut stand? Did you ever see a board walk? Did you ever see a cowslip under a fence? Did you ever see a banana skin around a corner? Did you ever see Grace Dusseau Ido sol? Did you ever see Eddie Ketcham? Did Herbert Bumpus? Is Marion Weis? Did you know that India rubber tires? Did you ever see a kitchen sink? Did you ever see a star fish? Did you ever see a jelly bowl? Did you ever see a sword fish? Did you ever see a horse fly? Did you ever see a devil fish? Found on an exam paper fl-larry Seitzjz Dear Mr. DePue: I plugged for exam, but unfortunately I cannot pull out the plug. Please excuse me. And a Senior, at That Doris Eber: Say Lola, what was the date of the landing of the Pilgrims? Lola R.: l492. Heavens! ! ! E. Amendt in Hist.: Sometimes buffaloes would hold up trains. Floyd Yost: What shape is a kiss? G. Dusseau: I don't know. Floyd: Well, give me one and I'll call it square. The Reason Johnny: What makes the new baby at yo.ur house cry so much, Tommy? Tommy: It don't cry so very much-and anyway, if all your teeth were out, your hair off, and your legs so weak you couldn't stand on them, I guess you'd feel like crying yourself.

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clark Perils of the Chase ' Seeress: You are married. You love your husband. But I see a woman between you-she follows your husbancl everywhere. Heaven help -her! My husband is a Postman. Cherchez La Femme We were friends. , He used all my themes, I used all of his. He took notes in lectures for me one week and let me sleepg I took notes the next. He yelled Here for me in English XXX one time, I yelled for him the next session. Pa's :eren't He wrote the cases in B. L.: I did the assigned readings. He signed for met at gym, and I signedfor him. Damon and Pythias were enemies compared to us. Then we met Myrtilla ----. He Had 'Em Pat was up before a judge to become naturalized. Judgezz Have you read the Declaration cf Independence? Pat: No, your honor. Judge: Have you read the Constitution of the United States? Pat: No, your honor. Judge, growing angry: Well, what have you read? Pat meekly: I have red hairs on me neck, your honor. lkey and his father were coming across the ocean. The boat was sinking and Ikey ran to his father in his stateroom. lkey: Fadder, Fadder, de boat's sinkin'. Fadder: Vell, vy should ve care, ve don't own it. Talk United States Girl foreigner, just learning our language, called her young brother. Johnny, Johnny, come in, and eat yourself. lVla's on the table half et. and Miss Covell, explaining about her test questions in A. Lit.: I really asked you that question just to see what you'cl write. Skinny Weisel: I didn't wrote anything-I fooled her. Lenore lVlcl...: You've been here five years. You must he a Senior, you? Chet A.: Oh, no! I'm the oldest inhabitant.

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Trippingly Riggs: Oh! Wait, you know him, of course! Oh-what's-his-name? I have it on the tip of my tongue. Biggs: You have? Ha, ha! Well, it must weigh something. His name is lose de Caravello Sora Puerta Nevado Gratemalos Dubadudo! A The Dairyman I feed my oow on hops, I give her raisins, too, O boy! Down with the cops! She makes me my home brew! Sneeze Hearty ' I rise to propose a little toast, announced the president of the Hay l ever Club. What is it? l'lere's looking at-choo! Adam and Eve's Telephone Number 2-8-l Apple. Darwin Reversed Did you give the penny to the monkey, dear? Yes, mama. And what did the monkey do with it? an as as He gave it to his father who played the organ. ' A Snap Course Soph: Did you ever take chloroform? Fresh: No, who teaches it? Herb Bumpus: I heard that you were engaged to a shimmy dancer? Ben Dansarcl: l was, but she shook me. Moiher's Darling Mbther was giving a rabbit dinner ancl she had invited some of the best people in town. Bobby was served and in the silence which followed he kept looking intently at his piece of rabbit. Finally he asked rather loudly: Mama, is this the head? lVlr. Cantrick in U. S. Hist.: We closed our-fdiscussion yesterdayl. Skinny Weisel: Books!