Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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clark Perils of the Chase ' Seeress: You are married. You love your husband. But I see a woman between you-she follows your husbancl everywhere. Heaven help -her! My husband is a Postman. Cherchez La Femme We were friends. , He used all my themes, I used all of his. He took notes in lectures for me one week and let me sleepg I took notes the next. He yelled Here for me in English XXX one time, I yelled for him the next session. Pa's :eren't He wrote the cases in B. L.: I did the assigned readings. He signed for met at gym, and I signedfor him. Damon and Pythias were enemies compared to us. Then we met Myrtilla ----. He Had 'Em Pat was up before a judge to become naturalized. Judgezz Have you read the Declaration cf Independence? Pat: No, your honor. Judge: Have you read the Constitution of the United States? Pat: No, your honor. Judge, growing angry: Well, what have you read? Pat meekly: I have red hairs on me neck, your honor. lkey and his father were coming across the ocean. The boat was sinking and Ikey ran to his father in his stateroom. lkey: Fadder, Fadder, de boat's sinkin'. Fadder: Vell, vy should ve care, ve don't own it. Talk United States Girl foreigner, just learning our language, called her young brother. Johnny, Johnny, come in, and eat yourself. lVla's on the table half et. and Miss Covell, explaining about her test questions in A. Lit.: I really asked you that question just to see what you'cl write. Skinny Weisel: I didn't wrote anything-I fooled her. Lenore lVlcl...: You've been here five years. You must he a Senior, you? Chet A.: Oh, no! I'm the oldest inhabitant.

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The one who thinks these jokes are poor Would straightway change his views, Could he compare the jolfes we print ' With those Ive do not use. Sounds Reasonable Lucile il Yes, mommer- , Why was that young man holding your hand in the hall last evening? He-he--he was-he was just looking at my wrist watch to see if it was time to go home. Questionnaire Did you see me come in? Yes. Have you seen me before? uNo.n Then how did you know it was me? You Can Always You can always tell a Senior, he is seclately dressedg You can always tell a Junior, by the way he swells his chest: You can always tell a Freshman, by his timid looks and such: You can always tell a Sophomore, but you cannot tell him much. Compliment Reversed Roland Ott: I see they have a town in Massachusetts named after you. Wendell Moody: That's nice of them. What is it? Roland: Marblehead. Solicitous The chauffeur was speeding the car along at a great rate. And He and She were nestled coyly in the back seat. After a long silence, I-le said: Are you quite comfortable, dear? Yes, love. The cushions are cozy and soft? f Yes, darling. You don't feel any jolts? No, sweetest one. And there is no draught on your back? No, my ownest own. Then change seats with me. u U

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Did You? Did you ever see a sleeping porch? Did you ever see a dog fish? Did you ever see a peanut stand? Did you ever see a board walk? Did you ever see a cowslip under a fence? Did you ever see a banana skin around a corner? Did you ever see Grace Dusseau Ido sol? Did you ever see Eddie Ketcham? Did Herbert Bumpus? Is Marion Weis? Did you know that India rubber tires? Did you ever see a kitchen sink? Did you ever see a star fish? Did you ever see a jelly bowl? Did you ever see a sword fish? Did you ever see a horse fly? Did you ever see a devil fish? Found on an exam paper fl-larry Seitzjz Dear Mr. DePue: I plugged for exam, but unfortunately I cannot pull out the plug. Please excuse me. And a Senior, at That Doris Eber: Say Lola, what was the date of the landing of the Pilgrims? Lola R.: l492. Heavens! ! ! E. Amendt in Hist.: Sometimes buffaloes would hold up trains. Floyd Yost: What shape is a kiss? G. Dusseau: I don't know. Floyd: Well, give me one and I'll call it square. The Reason Johnny: What makes the new baby at yo.ur house cry so much, Tommy? Tommy: It don't cry so very much-and anyway, if all your teeth were out, your hair off, and your legs so weak you couldn't stand on them, I guess you'd feel like crying yourself.