Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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L is for l..auer, who tries with her might To keep muscless in trim and our stature just right. M stands for Muir, a most wonderfull cook Of whose tasty concoctions we get a smell or a look it ' A Iif it is Shorthand and Typing you desire to know To M meaning MacRobert I'd advise you to go. N stands for No-one im our Faculty here But even without it we had plenty this year. O stands for Order we all help to maintain, Though to do it from many a thing we sustain. P stands for Parker a wonderful athlete, Whose coaching ability cannot be beat. Q stands for quietness supposed to avail In the dear old assembly how oft does it fail! R is for Rihythm I fear you'll not find In this masterpiece of poetry which I have rhymed. You'll agree that of all we S most adore When I tell you it stands for these nr-ted four. First S stands for Sackett, a Lady quiet small But true is the proverb, Size oounts not at all. Next for Swift whose eyes shine so bright When she tells us just how the Ancient Kings used to Hght Third for Miss Smith, our carpenter rare, Who makes many a fine table and comfortable chair. Then last but not least S for Spencer rloes stand The best Superintendent there is in this land! T is for Thompson, Miss Tommy, for short, Who teaches us Math and is a jolly good sport.

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FACULTY ALPHABILT. A is for Armington who labors each clay Teaching the Freshmen it is wrong aint to say. B stands for Button a wise old sage Who l'm sure you'll agree is too wise for this age. C is for Cantriclc and still the wonder grows For it would take a mighty tome to cover all he knows. And C stands for Covell whom we all adore Who never lets English class become a bore. D is for DePue our principal tall ln Physics and Chemistry most learned of all. E stands for Edmunds, our seamstress, you know Who makes every attempt to teach us to sew. F is for failure slips the Faculty hand out Whose victims our principal reads with a shout. C is for Cilday, Great Cicero's friend, Who reads Virgil like English from beginning to end. To assure us it is not in vain we have lived Q C in Greenhill our music us does give. H is for Hoekje, our le maitre francais, Nor can we forget how she helped with our play. Hiller tries to develop agricultural brains To produce the best peaches, pears, carrots and grains I is for idleness, our teachers deplore And they all strive to banish it outside the door. I is for Joy for vacation we're starting For we'll soon all be on our holiday departing. K is for knowledge whose entrance to gain The Faculty continually thumps at our brain.

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U is for uselessness for which no one here is noted But to make up this rhyme we are forced to quote it. 3 1 V is for Voorheis, Sweet Helen of Troy, Whose Paris is now on the way with much joy. W stands for Wagner-Go to her I say! E IF you wish to know whether Angle B equals Angle A. XYZ is for finis as you might well have guessed For I've named all the teachers of our dear M. H. S. -B. C. W. 10-..- SCANDAL CORNER One warm evening someone turned spotlight on Schmidt's porch. W'hom did you say was in the swing with you, Gertrude? Some time ago the town was shocked to hear oi' an automobile accident. Mr. Button kindly told his classes that the two people implicated were holding hands. He evidently was judging them by himself. Jane and Brower found the ditch one day while driving to Willow Beach. What's the matter, Jane! ! ll Isn't the road wide enough or did you want a nice quiet pla-ce to park? Easton and Harry H. ought to be ashamed of themselves for haunting the convent the way they do. In the first place, there are plenty of good looking girls at M. H. S. and in the second place, we hear that two of the college girls can't leave the campus when they're around. Too bad to de- prive them of their liberty. Mrs. Kettner called Lola up last night to hncl out wherc Frank was. Things are begining to look rather serious. 4 Ralph Kohler and Lucille Skeidon were discovered in the shorthand room alone and Ralph was holding?--the door! ! ! ! !! Bea-ta was in Pontiac the other day. She claims she lost her pen there, so she is going to write Romle Romine about it. We wonder if that isn't a put up job.