Monroe High School - Senior Issue Yearbook (Monroe, MI)

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FACULTY ALPHABILT. A is for Armington who labors each clay Teaching the Freshmen it is wrong aint to say. B stands for Button a wise old sage Who l'm sure you'll agree is too wise for this age. C is for Cantriclc and still the wonder grows For it would take a mighty tome to cover all he knows. And C stands for Covell whom we all adore Who never lets English class become a bore. D is for DePue our principal tall ln Physics and Chemistry most learned of all. E stands for Edmunds, our seamstress, you know Who makes every attempt to teach us to sew. F is for failure slips the Faculty hand out Whose victims our principal reads with a shout. C is for Cilday, Great Cicero's friend, Who reads Virgil like English from beginning to end. To assure us it is not in vain we have lived Q C in Greenhill our music us does give. H is for Hoekje, our le maitre francais, Nor can we forget how she helped with our play. Hiller tries to develop agricultural brains To produce the best peaches, pears, carrots and grains I is for idleness, our teachers deplore And they all strive to banish it outside the door. I is for Joy for vacation we're starting For we'll soon all be on our holiday departing. K is for knowledge whose entrance to gain The Faculty continually thumps at our brain.

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WHAT THE SENIORS THINK By Bobbs Taken from Popular Vote of Senior Class TEACHERS Most Popular ..................... Miss Gilday Best Liked ...... ...,. M iss Wagner Best Dressed ..... .... M iss Thompson Best Looking ..... ....... ..... M i ss Covell STUDENTS Most Popular Boy ................ Karl Kressbach Most Popular Girl ....... ' ,.......... Lola Rauch Best Liked Boy .... .... B liss Kemmerling Best Liked Girl .... ....... M arion Weis Best Looking Boy... ........ Ben Dansard Best Looking Girl .... ..... D orothy Kemmerling Best Dressed Boy ....... ....... B en Dansard Best Dressed Girl ......... ..... J ane Mitchell Most Absent Minded Boy ..... .... E. aston Amendt Most Absent Minded Girl ............ Frieda Zapf Blue Slip Champion CBoyD ....... Bliss Kemmerling Blue Slip Champion fGirlJ ......... Beata Wagner Class Mutt and Jeff fBoyI .F. Kettner and A. Goldberg Class Mutt and Jeff fGirlJ. . .F. Leidel and L. Rauch Most Athletic Boy ............... Karl Kressbach Most Athletic Girl ............... Doris Eber QQ Who Has Done Most for M.H.S. fBoyJ . .K. Kressbach Who Has Done Most for M.H.S. fGirlJ . . .G. Zerbach Biggest Talker fBoyQ ........... Herbert Bumpus Biggest Talker fGirlJ .... ...... F reida Zapf Biggest Bluffi fBoyD ............... Al Goldberg Biggest Bluff fGirlD ............... Jane Mitchell Biggest Booster of M. H. S. fBoyJ . . .Eddy Ketcham Biggest Booster of M. H. S. fGirlJ ...... F. Leidel Biggest Flirt QBoyI ............... Forrest Weisel Biggest Flirt fGirll. .. ....... Freida Zapf Brightest Boy ....... ..... H erbert Bumpus Brightest Girl ...... .Beata Wagner .Forrest Weisel Worst Cut-Up fBoyD .... . . . Worst Cut-Up fGirD .... . . . . Freida Zapf

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L is for l..auer, who tries with her might To keep muscless in trim and our stature just right. M stands for Muir, a most wonderfull cook Of whose tasty concoctions we get a smell or a look it ' A Iif it is Shorthand and Typing you desire to know To M meaning MacRobert I'd advise you to go. N stands for No-one im our Faculty here But even without it we had plenty this year. O stands for Order we all help to maintain, Though to do it from many a thing we sustain. P stands for Parker a wonderful athlete, Whose coaching ability cannot be beat. Q stands for quietness supposed to avail In the dear old assembly how oft does it fail! R is for Rihythm I fear you'll not find In this masterpiece of poetry which I have rhymed. You'll agree that of all we S most adore When I tell you it stands for these nr-ted four. First S stands for Sackett, a Lady quiet small But true is the proverb, Size oounts not at all. Next for Swift whose eyes shine so bright When she tells us just how the Ancient Kings used to Hght Third for Miss Smith, our carpenter rare, Who makes many a fine table and comfortable chair. Then last but not least S for Spencer rloes stand The best Superintendent there is in this land! T is for Thompson, Miss Tommy, for short, Who teaches us Math and is a jolly good sport.