Monroe High School - Memoria Yearbook (Monroe, IN)

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N 9' If R First game tipoff . . . Jim scores again . . . Tip in, we hope . . . Vera and her man . Madge . . . Interesting . . . Speed demons . ..Safe landing . . . Physics experiment. feel rundown when hit by a speeding truck? Do you want to get a bang out of life? Here's one-BANG-and now we bring you Derryl Leh- man and his advice to the lovelorn. Good afternoon, ladies. Our first letter is from Amelia Miineybags who writes: 'Dear Mr. Lehman: My husband is a very rich man and buys me everything I want. Last week I wanted a little dog and he got me one. I loved the dog very dearly until he stopped eating his dog food. What should I do'? ' Dear Mrs. Moneybags: Try eating dog food and see how you like it, Podeenk. Arkansas. July 10, 1959. U.P.4 Olympic diving champion, and America's fore- most critic of acquatic sports made another spec- tacular dive today. Always looking for new pud- dles to conquer. or to make a big splash, Bob Beitler rode his sky hook to the tremendous height of 100 feet and dived into the three foot deep. Lake Wahoo. During his descent, he accomplished two somersaults, three spirals. one jack-knife, and got his pipe lit. This is indeed the most daring. record-breaking dive ever made in history. Funeral services will be tomr-rrow at 3-:io p, m. Fifteen

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SENIOR WILL We, the Senior class of Monroe High School, Adams County, Monroe, Indiana, being of sound mindi, do publish and declare this our final will in the following manner: To Mr. Byrnes, our good principal, we will an automatic paddling machine with a gauge for hard and soft paddlings. To To To To To Mr. Knauff, we will a beautiful head of wavy, black hair. Mr. Arlington, we will a train load of grain to sell at his stock exchange. Mr. Snyder, We will a very heavy leather glove to give the boys longer and harder dutch rubs. Miss Lucas, we will a beautiful Cadillac convertible with all the extras. Miss Schertz, we will a boyfriend with a baritone voice to serenade her. To Miss Sprunger. we will a double boiler that will make a double recipe of cake frosting, and' also a seating arrangement that really works. To Mrs. Byrnes, we will a beautiful new Easter bonnet. I. Carl Bauman, do will and bequeath my poor grammar to Jane Baltzel, in hopes that she will im- prove it I. Robert Beitler, do will and bequeath my ability to visit the t'Green Gables to Glenn Spike Rowdon. We, Richard Coppess and Paul Bradford, do will and bequeath our Spanish dialect, our corny jokes, and our memberships to the Bachelors Club to Jim Flhrsam and Doyle Lehman. Dick also wills his ability as student manager to Lester Schindler. I, Donna Lou Crist, do will and bequeath my tiny waist line to Rosie Wagner. I, Kenny Funk, do will and bequeath my clear complexion and my curly hair to the two Bruces, Bruce Hirschy and Bruce Schnepp. I, Milton Habegger, do will and bequeath my ability to play basketball to Curtis Nussbaum and that familiar Hal Ha! to Glen Strahm. I, Vera Inniger, do will and' bequeath my ability to hook .c-ne man and keep him to Louella Jones, and my three years of cheer leading to Mary Lou Hannie. I I I I keep I Byron Liechty, do will and bequeath my ability to keep quiet at the right times to Howard Rich. , Grace Liechty, do will and bequeath my ability as office girl to Betty McKean. Derryl Lehman, do will and bequeath my ability to guess the right answer to Virgil Gerber. Claren Lehman, do will and bequeath all of my secrets to Darlene Yoder, in hopes that she will them for me. Waneta Neuenschwander, do will and bequeath my high sporano voice, and my musical talent to Bonnie Huser. , I, Pauline Nussbatun, do will and bequeath my blonde hair to Grace Fisher, and my three years of class presidency to my brother, David. I, Bertha Ray, do will and bequeath sCme of my pep to Coretta Chamness, and my three years of cheer leading to Elizabeth Johnston. I. Robert Roth, do will and bequeath my ability to skip school and go fishing to Audrey Burkhead, and my ability to fight with all the ladies to Doyle Haines. I I I I v 1 Christine Sprunger, do will and bequeath my silly little giggle, and my typewriter to Kathryn Soldner. Mary Alice Steury, do will queath my good manners to Donald Rupert. Jeanette Schwartz, do will and bequeath some of my height to Neva Mallonee. Gladys Zurcher, do will and bequeath my good driving habits to Virgil Moser. We do hereby ccnstitute and appoint Darlene Yoder, president of the Junior Class, to hereby agree the above to be our last will and testament and do set our seal of memories on this fifteenth day of April, One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty-nine. tSignedJ BERTHA RAY RICHARD COPPESS Sixteen