Monroe High School - Memoria Yearbook (Monroe, IN)

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0. I, Bill Ehrsam, do will and bequeth my hobby of collecting poker chips to Byron Liechty. I, Charles Habegger, do will and bequeth my desire for a Studebaker to Waneta Neuenschwander. I, Chester Hirschy, do will and bequeth my ability to flirt with that certain someone in school I, Ray Kauffman, so will and class funds for playing pool to Christine I, Lee Moser, do will and bequeth my to Bob Beitler. to Bob Zerby. bequeth my ability to spend Sprunger. basketball ability I, Carl Nussbaum, do will and bequeth my success with women to Claren Lehman. We, the twins, Elroy and Leroy Nussbaum, who do everything together, do will and bequeth our and Carl Bauman. ouiet nature to Dick Coppess I, Paul Nussbaum, do will and bequeth my ability to sleep in school without getting caught to Pauline Nussbaum. I, Rebecca Nussbaum, do will to Bertha Ray. and bequeth my matronly ways I, Weldon Nussbaum, do will and bequeth my ability to get our of class at the right time to Grace Liechty. I Betty Roudebush, do will and bequeth my ability to play hooky,' from school to Vera Inniger and my short hair to Mary Alice Steury. I, Mildred Schwartz, do will apply my intelligence to Bob Roth Derryl Lehman. I, Rosanna Sprunger, do will grades for Mrs. Neuenschwander to ways to Donna Lou Crist. and bequeth my ability to and some of my height to and bequeth my deportment Milton Habegger and my robust I, Ernest Steury, do will and bequeth my ability to argue with Mr. Knauff to Gladys Zurcher -1 .-.-li-X'

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.-aivs' 2 x-4 ET JE .sv ll ll v'r 0. A I, Donald Nittwer do will and bequeth my ability of whispering to a certain someone to Kenny Funk. I, Vera Yoder, last but not least do will and bequeth my girlish figure to Shirley Striker. JOKES Teacher: Why does the sun never set on the British Empire? Kauffman: Because the wood Lord can't trust him in the dark. nHave you read nFreckles?n Diner-Do you serve crabs here? UNO, Ma'am, mine are brown.n Waiter-We serve anyone, sit down! Waitress: Did you order a honeymoon salad? Bonnie: Yeah,Hlettuce alone.n HDO you know what the 'Little Man Who Wasn't There' eats for breakfast?H UNO YI NGhost Toasties.n Said the toe to the sock, HThat car sure is a bargain.u Let me through, let me through. uOn the level?H Said the sock to the toe, NSure, but not on a hill.n I'll be ndarnedn if I do. A young theolomian named Fiddle, Refused to accept his degree, uFor,n said he, nTis enough to be Fiddle, Without being Fiddle, D. D.n nwhile you were in the hospital, did they put stitches in you?n NNO, I just pulled myself together.n HI saw your picture in the rogues' gallery, Butch.n nYeah, I was framed.n Customer--Shave and massace. Barber--I hear you have been goinc out with my wife. Customer--Just a massage. First Baseman -Come on 'Lefty,H hold him on. Pitcher--You hold him on, you're closer. ,fill