Monmouth High School - Eagle Yearbook (Decatur, IN)

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I Jim M.--Hey Bob! I heard you got a real kick out of kissing Bernita last night. Bob H. - -Yep, her dad caught me. Doc - -But how did you happen to take that poison? Didn't you see the poison', label on the bottle? Charles C.--Yeh, but I didn't believe it. Right underneath it said, 'tLye . Cop--Did you strike that man in the ex- citement? Norman W.--No sir, I struck him in the stomach. Mr. Robinson- -Give three collective nouns. Kenny B.--Flypaper, wastebasket, and va- cuum cleaner. Eileen D. -- I wonder what men talk about when they're off by themselves. Clarabelle B.-- Probably the same things we talk about. Eileen D. - - t'Oh, aren't they awful! Bill B.-- When you go to a restaurant, why do you always flirt with the waitress? Ferd S.--'Tm playing for big steaks. Evelyn B.-- Father, can my new boy friend replace your business partner who died this morning? Mr. Bulmahn-- It's all right with me if you can arrange it with the undertakerf' Eldora E.--'tYou remind me of the sea. Roland B.-- Why? Because I'm wild, rest- less, and romantic? Eldora E.-- No, because you make me sick. Max A.-- George Washington was certain- ly right when he advised his countrymen not to eat spaghetti. Mr. Lehman-- Not eat spaghetti? What do you mean? When did Washington ever say anything about spaghetti? Max A. - - Didn't he say to keep away from foreign entanglements'? Floyd E.-- Oh, doctor, I'm afraid I'm go- ing to die. Doctor-- Nonsense, that's the last thing you're going to do. Evelyn M. - - 'Td like to try on that hat ov- er there. Salesman--'Tm sorry, madam, but that is the lampshadef' Mr. Gerber - - Did you use the car last nite, son? Loren- - Yes, dad, I took some of the boys and Went for a ride. Mr. Gerber - - 'tWell, you can tell one of the boys that he left his lace handkerchief in the back seatf' Mr. Robinson-- Give a sentence using the word sausage. Snorty-- I never sausage hard lessons. UKE Kenny-- Can you operate a typewriter? Gene-- Yes, I use the Biblical system. Kenny- - I never heard of that. Gene- - t'Seek and ye shall find. Ethel, that's the third time you have look- ed at that letterf' said Marilyn Boerger. t'Yes'm, Lloyd can't write very wellf' Miss Morehouse-- Merilyn, define an on- ion. Merilyn--An onion is a vegetable which builds you up physically and tears you down socially. The doctors wife found her eight year old son crying as if his heart was broken. Tell mother about it, she comforted him. 'tDaddy's never coming back, the child re- plied. Of course he will be backg he has always come back. Not this time, mommy, he told someone on the phone he was going out on an teternity easel' Eskimo Man-- Ugh wum Ugg, me drive dog team thousand mile to say I love you. Eskimo Woman-- Ugh tush. Thatta lotta mush. Mr. Marsh-- t'Before we begin the examin- ation are there any questions? Charles C.-- What's the name of this course? Miss Morehouse-- Marilyn, can you tell me what a waffle is? Marilyn M.-- Yes'm3 it's a pancake with a nonskid tread. . Economics lecturer: If a farmer raises 5,000 bushels of potatoes and has to sell them at a dollar per bushel below parity, what does this mean to him? Scholar: A new Buick. Mr. Conrad to his son: Willie, if'you are a good boy, l'll give you this bright new penny. Willie: Gee, Pop, don't you have a dirty old nickel? Now boys, said the teacher, tell me the signs of the zodiac. You first, Thomas. Taurus, the Bull. Right! Now you, Norman, another one. Cancer, the Crab. Right again. And now it's your turn, Alton. Alton looked puzzled, hesitated a moment and then blurted out: Mickey, the Mouse. Mr. Davis-- 'tWhat is a cannibal, Tommy? Tom D. - - I don't know. Mr. Davis-- Well, if you ate your father and mother, what would you be?', Tom D. - - An orphan. The one who thinks our jokes are poor, Would straight-way change his views. Could he compare the jokes we print, With those that we refuse! Page

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