Monmouth College - Ravelings Yearbook (Monmouth, IL)

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John Raicevich Chapter Two We find ourselves in the office of Ms. Information. Legend has just enter- ed and Ms. Info rmation is pilling through the work from Belief, Practice and Custom (lovingly referred to as the Three Musketeers). How ' d we do last week? she asked Custom. 6.7 on a scale of ten. Not bad for the week of the birth of Bhudda; The assasination of Emihiano Zappata and the Colfax Massacre. What ' s on tap for this week? Benjamin Tucker ' s birthday, the anniversary of the San Francisco earth- quake and the Ludlow Massacre. Sounds like a pretty violent week. Let ' s go at it from the anti-society-is- bad-for-us-all attitude. Think you can do it? All depends on what the Three Musketeers gave me, Ms. Information said as she waived the briefs in front of Legend. Good Luck! As it turned out, the six page character briefs she received from Sir Cus- tom were average; the Top Twenty Morals for Week Thirty-Two of Sir Belief fit right in with the five week projection from Sir Practice. The staff got a 7.2 for week thirty-two from Tradition. Week after week it was the same, excepting the week commemorating the beginning of the Chicago Conspiracy Trial, the Death of Bessi Smith and the manhunt for Willie Boy which soared to an 8.2 for a people strong-forever long approach. We find ourselves in week eleven. Legend has just returned from his morning coffee. s. I., I am very disappointed, Por Que? Every year I see more and more dissidents on campus. It is getting so that you can ' t pass a day without seeing one. I know what you mean. We ought to do something about them. Like shoot them? That was exactly my idea. Let me write Tradition a memo on it. Catch you later. And so Tradition was informed of the dissidents. He had noticed them and they worried him, but now that he received a memo from Legend on it something would have to be done. He disliked the dissidents for a number of reasons. They were always throwing these little plastic discs back and forth between each other. They always stayed up late at night and did things that at the time were unpublishable. Most of all however, the dissidents never asked him for a story.

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w Allen Shepherd 12 28: Is McMike burning? (Yes the third floor is going up); A TO ' s dance the night away while the Sig-Ep ' s have their hayride rained out. 29: St. Lawrence gets their ass kicked by Moose ' s Marauder ' s, 41-0; Theta Chi ' s encourage social intercourse by holding a dance; Grier men go wild with fire extinguishers.

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