Mondovi High School - Mirror Yearbook (Mondovi, WI)

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 eard from the Bleachers at the Hixton aear. And from a girl at that! game— Hibby, you little A. L. (translating)—“I don”t know what Kuss ” d IXT' of the High Schoo! girls would be willing d?,Z«r Sweet little Emily Rose Was tired and about to repose But her brother’ named Clare Put a tack in her chair And dear little Emily Rose. sat —EX. can satisfy your ©very need in our line. Mi, W, OPTOMETRIST. I devote my entire time to the scientific study and treatment of the eye. OFFICE A T SH. I W'S JE WELR V 24

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Mr. C. (in Arithmetic)—What is a circle? T. L.—A circle is a continuation of a curved line until the two ends meets. i . Freshman (Explaining distillation)—A bottle is placed over a fire containing alcohol and water. F-ail to understand L-ack of interest U-nexpect ed company N-ot prepared K-icked out —EX. Miss D.—What is a loose sentence? H. B.—Something to fill up space. Miss D.—Is that all it is used for? H. B.—That’s all I ever use it for. A. L. (in Physics)—Above 4 degrees the warmer water is the coldest. I. T. (Translating)—She stared at him with her false eyes. H. B. (in Geom.)—A section of a cylinder made by a plane passing thru an element of the lateral surface is a pyramid. Seniors were made for great things Sophomores were made for small But we haven't yet discovered Why Freshmen were made at all. —EX. A sample of Sophomore English— Mr. Neverman—Please excuse my absentness last Tuesday for various reasons. Three is a crowd, and there were three, She, the parlor lamp’ and he. Two is company and no doubt That is why the lamp went out. —EX. Little Boy—Papa, what does Y. M. C. A. mean? Father—Why, my son, it means Young Monkeys Carefully Assorted. —EX. 2!

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Mondovi Millinery ou will find a complete line of Ready-to-wear and Trimmed Hats at reasonable prices. MAUD SAXE When you're through building air castle ttn 1 ‘it to build on terra firm», call on fsforth Stair tamkr (Jo. STAR MARKET CHRIS. ROFFLER, Proprietor. All kinds of Choice Meats. The last thing said of you on this earth may be by the Mondovi Granite MarbleWorks THE MONDOVI light s, power CO. mfrs and dealers in Flour, Feed . Peerless Breakfast Food. ELECTRIC CURRENT. We solicit your patronage. NELS SILVERNESS, Shoe Repairing neatly done Pine shoes made to order First Door Wkst Bitkf'Ai.o Co. Bank CITY LIVERY l p to date rigs for High School student THOS. LITCHFIELD, rop If you leant a ride, get your wheel fixed, If you want a slide, get your slel fi red By F F. S 7 1 R F Cet your soul saved at the Gilbride Shoe Hospital . Si. A. K DENTIST. Office over Schaettes’ Store Barstow’s Restaurant. Confectionery. Fruit. Huts, Cigars. Ideals and Lodging. B. F. Holcomb’s Novelty QTHRF Under White Brick 1 Ulfc Drug store Dr. € IVI. Smith Office over Buffalo Co. Bank. Fashionable Millinery. A Urgre hi. of the most up-to-date style ln read -to-»ear. and trimmed hats for ladies Come8a ddS.ehisdren' °rderS B W, Ver’ Pri’mP'-y- LULA M. COOKE.