Mondovi High School - Mirror Yearbook (Mondovi, WI)

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Mr. C. (in Arithmetic)—What is a circle? T. L.—A circle is a continuation of a curved line until the two ends meets. i . Freshman (Explaining distillation)—A bottle is placed over a fire containing alcohol and water. F-ail to understand L-ack of interest U-nexpect ed company N-ot prepared K-icked out —EX. Miss D.—What is a loose sentence? H. B.—Something to fill up space. Miss D.—Is that all it is used for? H. B.—That’s all I ever use it for. A. L. (in Physics)—Above 4 degrees the warmer water is the coldest. I. T. (Translating)—She stared at him with her false eyes. H. B. (in Geom.)—A section of a cylinder made by a plane passing thru an element of the lateral surface is a pyramid. Seniors were made for great things Sophomores were made for small But we haven't yet discovered Why Freshmen were made at all. —EX. A sample of Sophomore English— Mr. Neverman—Please excuse my absentness last Tuesday for various reasons. Three is a crowd, and there were three, She, the parlor lamp’ and he. Two is company and no doubt That is why the lamp went out. —EX. Little Boy—Papa, what does Y. M. C. A. mean? Father—Why, my son, it means Young Monkeys Carefully Assorted. —EX. 2!

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 The Oracle, Brodhead.—Your paper is small but good. A few more cuts would liven up the paper and would also suggest that you add an Exchange column. We wish to acknowledge “The Kodak,” Milwaukee Downer and “The Criterion,” Waupaca. “The Index, Oshkosh, Wis.—Your literary department is very large and exceptionally good. The cover design for the Thanksgiving design was very good. We are glad to see such a large exchange column in your paper. “Exponent,” Platteville Normal.—Tho not as large as some of our other exchanges it contains some very good reading matter. We would suggest that you have a regular exchange column instead of spreading the jokes thru the other reading matter. “The Spy,” Kenosha, is a very well edited paper and contains some very good reading matter. We would suggest that you group your humorous together under one heading instead of being scattered thru the other pages. A few more cuts would add much to the appearance of the paper. The Spartan,” Sparta.—Every department is well edited and the whole paper is far beyond criticism. “The Increscent,” Beloit, is one of our best exchanges. Every department is well edited and it is certainly coming out strong this year. The Student,” Marinette.—Your literary department is very small and a few more cuts would add much to the appearance of your paper. Students and Alumni IIelj those that help us Patronize our Advertisers

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