Mohawk High School - Mohawk Yearbook (Marcola, OR)

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W We the graduatlng class of 1956 of Mohawk I-hgh School bemg of sound mlnd and body do declare thls to be our last w1.ll and testament and do hereby w1ll all our worldly goods and possessions to the follow mg benef1c1ar1es Artxcle I To the Junlor Class we w1ll them nothmg absolutely nothxng To the Sophomores we wlll some boys so that they wxll no longer be overrun w1th g1rls To the Freshmen we w1ll our ab1l1ty to make money so that they w1ll get out of the hole To the lncommg freshmen we w1ll our ab111ty to get out of classes unnotlced Artlcle II To the Prlncxpal Mr Schroeder we w1ll a book ent1tled ' Why I Am Not Popular To Mrs Dlckey we w1ll another br1ll1ant Enghsh Class such as we To Mrs K1rkwood we w1lla d1tto machme so that she can glve a test every three days lnstead of every four days To Coach Halsor we wxll more than one subst1tute for every mo ment To Peanuts we wlll a tank to use for a bus on the Mabel Road Artlcle III I Larry K1nca1d wmll my speed and ab1l1ty ln sports to Irvm Car llsle I Clyde Dxckens w1ll my ab1l1ty to get along w1th Mr Schroeder Dxck Henry I Betty Jo Wal11ng w11l my pos1t1on as yell leader to Peppy Peggy Carson I Lyle P1ttman, wxll the Senxor Class presxdency to some .Iunlor Class boy for a change lnstead of a g1rl I John Meyers wxll my ab1l1ty to duck at the rlght tmme to go through some doors to Dale Harder, who keeps bumpmg hxs head I Bruce Queen wxll my rotat1ll1ng buslness to anyone who doesn't mlnd makmg S5 an hour I Karlyn Carruthers w1ll my abxlxty to sklp classes to Paul I-hleman I Helene Wlghtman vnll my ab1l1ty to get excuses for my absences to Donna Ogan I-Iavmg thus stated all helrs and legacxes we appo1nt anyone who w1l1 undertake the Job the sole executor of thls our last wxll and testament In wxtness whereof we the class of 1956 have set our hand and seal to th1s on the 25th day of May 1956 John Meyers . . . 1 9 . . . . . . s 9 u 1 . 9 . 1 . . . . . l ' 1 f 2 ll . - 9 1 . f 2 . , - . ll ll ' , . 9 1 ' . . . . . . , , A . l to Q . . . . s 9 . 1 . . . . . 9 . 9 a . s 9 . n v o .1 Y. . . s 9 . 1 9 9 I 9 9 Q 0

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PROPHECY CLASS OF 56 Br1d1e Murphy FASCINATED me but wr1t1ng the class prophecy d1dn't Idec1ded to combme pleasure w1th m1sery so I walked down to the corner hypnotlst For S Z5 extra he would not only project me 1nto the future but also record It for me Here IS what I heard when I l1stened to the recordmg fapparently I rn to be a rad1o announcer I We'll now play The Man on the Flymg Trapeze ln honor of Larry K1nca1d as you all know Mr K1nca1d has stunned the unlverse by swmg 1ng from one space sh1p to another We salute Mr K1nca1d' Now for the sports' world John Meyers has taken has mlghty followers on tour of Mars Th ey have won twenty stra1ght games marbles 'News flash Betty Jo Wallmg was seen runn1ng barefoot down the conference recently that runnmg barefoot ln halls was a hobby wh1ch she had plcked up at her Deal Ole Alma Mater,' Mohawk Hlgh School Bruce Queen teenage 1dol was mobbed at the San Franclsco alr port by screammg parents who begged h1m to stop s1ng1ng Under secretary of agr1culture Lyle Plttman today came out m favor of agrlculture Helene W1ghtman author of the best selhng book 1000 EXCUSES FOR EVERY OCCASION IS flylng to South Amerlca Monday ' Thls program has been brought to you by Clyde D1ckens who IS Tnakmg mg hlmself ava1lable to psychxatrlsts at S20 O0 an hour Doctors don t pass up thls chance If lnterested wr1te box 32 Please do not blame me lf th1s does or does not come true I was Just an 1nstrument of the Sp1r1t World ffdffffr-C' 7 . . , . . ' D . , . . , . ll Il ' I1 ' . . , . . . . . Q . . I . - - 1 - ll I ' ' . ' ---of 0 ll , : . . halls of Buckingham Palace again today. Miss Walling stated at a news ' Il I ' . Il . . . . ,, ,, - . . . I I I ' ll H ' ' 3 9 , . . . i , ,, . . . . . . . . . , o o 7 . . . . . H ' ' II ' ' . H 0

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