Moberly Area Community College - Mojuco Yearbook (Moberly, MO)

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Wholeszile Distributor of HUMMER FLCUR Bccrtee Specialty Co. Back of Our Policies- Our Service Back of Our Service- Our Experience PQ K.. Weis AGENCY 214 N. Clark St. Phone 2467 Since 1911 Ladies Attention K A Not Gu11ty THE SMART WEAR A for Smart Clothes 419 West Reed St. Careful investigation reveals that a telephone pole never hits a motorcar except in self- defense. Best Wishes to the Class oi 1943 F. M. STAMPER CO. NEWMAN HARDWARE Everything in Hardware 413 W. Reed Street MAI-IAN and SON Funeral Directors Phones 880 - 1122 - 26 NINETY-FlVE

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Congratulations Robleerrh Kind iipstep SeI1lO1'S You Will Want BUSTER BROWN THE FENNEL Brgwnlgk, 3,5 AUTO 5. BODY WORKS 31,06 5,5026 ,fgfgd Fully Automatic Heat Congratulations With a to Class of 1943 ' Combustioneer Stoker MOBEIILY ARTIFICIAL PAYNE'S PHARMACY ICE COMPANY Moberly, Mo. A precocious five-year-old was taken to the hospital to see a new baby brother. After sizing up the new member of the household, he asked where he came from and how much he cost. I got him at the hospital, explained the mother, and he cost fI53Ofl. Gee-mi-nee! whistled the youngster. No hair, no teeth. can't walk and ean't talk! Boy, did you get gyppedlp Tot cmd Teen Shop 505 West Reed St. of Compliments Moberly, MO, A Goldmcms' Store Youth's Style Center NINETY-FOUR

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Blattner - Quarles The Best In Ladies Ready-To-Wear Congratulations To Class Of 1943 Magic City Cleaners CARL BECK Best Wishes of the MONITOR-INDEX NINETY Observations of a Student. Mostly About Teachers Anonymous but Confidentially By Elbert Stringer Teachers is the funniest people. There is an unfounded rumor going about M. J. C. that they are really only grown-up children just like normal hu- man beings, but then I never was one to take stock in rumors. You simply never can understand some of the things teachers do. Take Miss Baker for in- stance. She is my advisor. When school first started this fall, I thought I would sign up for Calculus, Chemistry, Phy- sics, Analytical Geometry, Algebra, and Trigonometry, but when Miss Baker saw this prospective schedule, she just turned pale, reached for a new enroll- ment blank, and wrote down Music, Art, Typing, English 1, and Gym with- out saying a word. This was sort of disappointing to me, because I never have passed a Math or Science course yet, and I had hoped that this would be the first year. Oh well. What's the I've never passed any of either. Sometimes I think thing that my father is on Board. difference? the others it's a good the School I hadn't I saw that I was going to have a little trouble with Miss Chappell, my Art teacher. One day we got off on some far away subject and she happened to ask me to give her- an example of jumping to a conclusion. I says, A parachutist jumps to a conclusion when his chute doesn't open. I must have been pretty near right, because I think I'1l be allowed to go back to class next week. However, I don't think that I will, because I'm going to shift to Mrs. I-Iad1ey's Plane Geometry class. Avia- tion always did sort of interest me. been in school long before I never will forget our class elections there at 'the first of the year. I was nominated for several offices, but I de- clined to accept after Miss Casebolt said something about self-nomination not being cricket. She was very nice about it. By the way, I never did get around to looking up that word i-d-i-0-119' I-Iave you heard the latest news about Miss Adams. It seems that one day she was mixing up some alcoholic so- -SIX