Moberly Area Community College - Mojuco Yearbook (Moberly, MO)

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lady comes hobbling along the poorly lighted hallway and reaches for the first step only to fall all the way to the basement. Waiting for her as she lands is Johnny and all his little friends of the neighborhood, who have come in to see the fun. Granny promptly belts Johnny over the ears with the stair- case and everyone is happy. The joke was highly successful, it drew a large crowd, and both parties got a good laugh. Now isn't that practical? THE AFTER DINNER JOKE Another very unfunny form of joke is that used by the after dinner speaker. Imposing upon the good nature of the audience after a fine meal he begins, Mr. Chairman, Ladies and Gentlemen, and my friends . . . A polite murmur of amusement fol- lows from the audience. When I came in here tonight, only' God and I knew what I was going to say, and now only God knows. At this point the serene look of self-satisfaction on the speak- er's face signals for a general outburst of appreciative laughter. And so, his duty done, he lapses into his prepared speech, and the audience, having failed to hear the new one that they hope for, goes back to sleep. THE FUNNY JOKE, NOW OBSOLETE Now, after dwelling so long in the sodden humor of various types of jokes, we come to the type that gives the supreme thrill of the deep throated laugh, This rarest of rare types is that which can be called the truly funny joke. But alas, all I can think of are the ones that have been repeated so many times they are almost legends. Never having heard a joke of this type, I probably wouldn't recognize one if I heard it. Yet many people have the colossal crust to practically pin a per- son down in order to pass on the lat- est one, probably told about 15 million times, and then start explaining the in- tended point until the victim catches on H A favorite way of baiting a trap for an unwary thinker is to ask a suppos- edly normal question as What two kinds of wood made a match ? Then after several minutes of wracking his brain for a sensible answer, the poor fellow gives up only to blush with shame when the joking individual deri- sively says, He would and she would, of course! Now, maybe you too will believe that the word joke is the most frequently misused in the English lan- guage. ONE HUNDRED Fully Auto-matic Heat With a Combustioneer Stoker MOBEBLY ARTIFICIAL ICE COMPANY Moberly, Mo. Tot cmd Teen Shop 505 West Reed St. Moberly, Mo. Youth's Style Center Compliments of GoIdmcm's Store :EEEEZEE ,.:: .EEZ Il: E. E . .,., flu: flgll vdfbif Battle ' I When you get thirsty the bright 7- Up sign nivites you to fresh up with a chilled bottle of 7-Up. The familiar bottle is your guarantee of the drink that likes you. '7-Up North Missouri Co. 701 Concannon St. Phaonef 1707 Mdberly ELEVEN

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