Moberly Area Community College - Mojuco Yearbook (Moberly, MO)

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Things We Hope Will Never Happen Roberta Russell as a Vamp. Shorty Knight in knee pants. Charles Selby wrestling in addition to singing bass. Howard ,Kelly becoming sophisticated. Raymond Swetnain losing his voice, or the words to Trees Mary Frances Keller without her sense of humor. George Bullock with a monocle. Ruth Bierman marrying someone named, Kelly or O,Shaughnessy. Josephine Richardson in a bustle. Billy Smith as a sackbut player. David Ogle giving advice to young boys. Robert Thornberg without at least live people in his car. Charles Merritt losing his nonchalance. Geraldine Thomas without a sweetheart. Ralph Mason with his own cigarettes. Page 93 J I Y , x 7 f ff ga.. JUNIOR COL M s i- 71E1'?gi3, I9 3 2 ,r: 'p3 Miz at-'H We S' fl . ,T-X

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l X .4 -1 J 4 -r f 'N ,- ., 7,1 ci cn cn 1: LL lt Wikia ,,-A11-..,,:,,. -,. ..:---7.57 -11-::.. EEQZS? 25: cg-Q lllilgll-as ' Ef5 ??iT ff one of the old settlers, XVOUlCl11,t stand for a massacre any time but in the middle of the week, was celebrated as Thanksgiving by the would-be children because as all the pedagogues fthe Pilgrim way of calling a teacher what was whatj were killed there was no school. Therefore that day was set aside as general school 'llhanksgiving Incidentally every Fall there are several massacres QI think they call it football nowj to revere the memory of that one back in the dim past, when men were pansies and the ladies chewed tobacco. Note: The Mojuco staff was paid a considerable amount of money, which is a rare thing in these times, to endorse or have endorsed VVhite Mule chewing tobacco as the best that a lady could chew. Difficult as it may seem, we interviewed our teacher ancestresses, and they all agreed that Wfhite Mule was and still is the best chaw. One Ancestress gave this statement for publicaion Cname sent upon requestl: I can't spit a curve around the College Inn with any chaw but Wfhite Mule. So there! Our school still lives on and ong with a background such as Moberly Junior College, according to history, has, it is small wonder. We wonder how many schools have had such illustrious founders: we wonder how many ladies today can spit a curve around the College Inng we stop wondering and wipe a tear from our eye, as we reverently toss a brick at one of the teachers or through one of its moss-grown windows, and wonder why in the heck there can't be another teacher massacre today. Wlith these tender sentiments flooding our minds, we give way and cry, Vive La junior College, long may you stand, Cnr Alma Mater. Aw, nuts. 'WW Page 92 mesa N22 af , 1 gm.

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.r -I -r 4 -:A :I :- txt MEL 2525 1:5 LL L ' 'AT' -2 ll Ll ' Ei' iiifirfigiifiii? 573' :sez The Junior-Senior Banquet The first junior-Senior banquet given by Junior College students was served by the VVhite Shrine at the Masonic Temple, May 2. The guests were juniors, Seniors, faculty members, Mr. Spohrer, Mr. Beach, and the school board members. it The idea of Spring was carried out in the decorations to symbolize the new College. To enter into the banquet hall, all guests had to pass through a garden gate. The programs, like the entrance, were garder: gates around which flowers were growing. All the decorations were in pastel shades. All the expenses for decorations and entertainment were stood by the Juniors. The program was as follows: To the Seniors ....,, ....... I darold Connelly Regpgnge ,,,,,,,,, . .... Frank Marshall Reading ---h-- Peggb' Elsea Tgggt ,,.,, .......,.... lX lr. Spohrer T1-io ,,,, .,,,,,,....,... B illy Fleming Howard A. Stamper Raymond Swetnam Toast -.---- -,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,. 1X flr. Beach prophecy ,hnl,,--.,,,,.-,,-,,,.,,,4,,,,, ,,,... B obby Goddard Amateur Vaudeville Act ...... .... L orraine Ossman T ' and Junior Chorus Toastmaster ........................................ Harold Connelly In High School junior-Senior banquets had become customs. Wie hope that the first banquet in junior College has brought that custom to life again for such a custom will always be remembered with joy when we look back and say Now when I attended our Junior-Senior ban- quet- Page 94 LVM -1.,