Mitchell High School - Warbler Yearbook (Mitchell, SD)

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EXAMS 'Twas the night before morning And by the dim light The student was cramming With all of his might. He pulled up his chair And jerked down the sash And into his studies He went with a dash. He thumbed over pages With might and with main, But never one thought Soaked into his brain. The clock struck four His head dropped low Then he pulled back the cover And to Virgil did go. And while he slept gently Through his tired mind's eye, The events of History Passed confusedly by- There at Nicea Stood noble Prof. Fort He pounded for order And with fury did roar. Noble King Arthur Ilis :ound table did square As he stood at attention And heard Joan of Arc swear. Fourscore and three years before Pope Loo to Luther did roar, W'hat meanest thou, Thou culprit insaneg Dos. thou think thou cans't run If thou dost not train? Just then from the hillside Loud wails were heardg 'Twas Francis Assisi Converting a bird. Just then from the distance Came a sound like a bird, Or was it the Liberty Bell That he heard? The sound grew louder And at last it got in That his trusty alarm clock Was waking the din. A. C. SOLBERG Chiropractor Over Champney Bldg. Phone 2303 Mitchell. S. D. DR. CARL H. B-OYDEN Dentist Completo X-Ray Equipment First National Bldg, PHONE 2312 W. K. FRITZ Optometrist GLASSES FITTED Phone 2143 for Appointment Realty Bldg. F. A. BETTAC, D. C. Chiropractcr X-RAY SERVICE Phones 2564-3406 Johnson Bldg DR. C. H. POST Dentist Complete X-Ray Equipment Phones: Office 2522, Res. 2151 213 Realty Bldg. DR. E. HOHF Complete X-Ray Equignment Woelfel Bldg. Phone 2239 O. H. KITTLESON Optometrist GLASSES FITTEIJ 109 East Second Ave. DRS. DELANEY 8: IVIALLOY Western Bldg.-Phone 2067 W. A. Delaney, M, D., Phone 2113 R. T. Rohwer, M. D., Phone 5158 J. F. Malloy, D. D., Phone 2913

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i, F.,- ii. 5-... -dbg,-K The novice at trout Hshing' had hooked a very small trout, Excitedly he played it, reeling it in after a moment or two un- til it was rammed tight against the end of the rod. Glowing with the warmth of conquest, he turned to his instructor. Don H.: I've got him! I've got him! Now what do I do? Kenneth Harkness: 'Climb up the pole and stab him to death. Mr. Herman: Daughter, is that young' man serious in his intentions. Mary Jean: Guess he must be. He's asked what kind of meals we have, and how you and mother are to live with. Mr. Jordan: Can you explain what is meant by the word, unaware ? John E.: Yes. Unaware is what you take off just before you put on your nightie. Can People Get Along in the World With- out Gold or Silver, if They Have Plenty of Brass? Answer: 'NOX Get a. Business Training at MITCHELL BUSINESS COLLEGE JOE BURG SHOE STORE Where Shoes Are Correctly Fitted Where You See the Newer Shoes First PRISCILLA BEAUTY SHOP Under Larrison's Drug Store Permanent Hair Waving Bernice A. Clark, Prop. Phone 2916 BLYNN SHOE CO. Shoes That Fit Mitchell, S. Dak. For Youthful, Up-to-date Hats THE HOON MILLINERY Three Doors South of Paramount Theatre MILLER 8: SHANDORF Attorneys-at-Law 401-409 Western Building MITCHELL CLEANERS AND TAILORS Francis J, Earl, Prop. We Build for Tomorrow by the Service of Today 110 Second Ave., W. Mitchefl, S. D. L. D. PIGGOTT Tailor Suits Specially Tailored for Yourself, and One That Conforms Strictly to Your Own Personality

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Redline Pficmo Company EVERYTHING MUSICAL 3ZI N. Main St. Tel. ZI62 My. Jordan: Who can tell me the size of the American navy? Merrick Shepard: I can, sir, but I won't. Mr. Jordan: Why not? Merrick You might be a German spy. Miss Preston: Wlho can tell me the names of the singers we have just heard? Joe Ellwein: Caruso. Miss Preston: Yes, and who was singing with Caruso? Joe: His man Friday. Miss Johnston: The whale got his pro- phet out of the water. Don Brummel: So does our milkman. Trying to keep Marjory pleased is as futile as lathering a mirror and shaving the refiection.-Squeak Eliason. Mr. Dowdell: Your boy friend talks too much. He rattles like his Hivver. I'm afraid he's a flat tire. Harriet: I know father, but his clutch is grand. High Studio 3 1 PHOTOGRAPHS Photo Finishing John H. Gfiese PLUMBING, HEATING and WELL SUPPLIES The school gets the benefit, 'The students get the fame, The printer gets the money, The staff, they get the blame. -Warbler Staff. I love my girl most every place Except at football games. She has to know the players all By their respective names. She cheers when our opponents Smash off twenty thru the line And when I tell her not, she says, I thought that was fine. Each time she starts to talk I look For something I can hide ing I know she thinks a football coach Is used for teams to ride in. When to the field we go, I nearly wish I were at Ames I love my girl most every place, Except at football games. -Paul Noble. STOP AT CORKER'S CONFECTIONERY FOR A DRINK, LUNCH OR A MAGAZINE