Mitchell High School - Warbler Yearbook (Mitchell, SD)

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Fi . -1 , .W :dw SX . M24 of . W, 4 , . -....' fn. ,. STUDENTS Clothing That Really FITS Make Our Store Your Headquarters 0. ' K A. L. SCHULTZ, D. C. CHIROPRACTOR 201W Main Street MITCHELL, S. DAK. Jeanne: You remind me of the sea. Smitty: Wild, romantic, relentless, dashing- Jeanne: No. No. You make me sick. Mrs. Shields: Who was driving when you collided with that car? Stanley: None of usp we were all in the back seat! DR. CARL O. ANDERSON DENTIST Full X-Ray Equipment Over Scallin's Drug Store PHONE 5178 G. G. KIMBALL, D. D. S. Wasn't that an awful dust storm yes- terday? I should say it was. I was riding along in the country when I happened to look un and what do you suppose I saw? I'l1 bite. What did you see About thirty feet over my head were a couple of gophers, digging a hole. Bill: I wish I had a million dollars. I'd go to the picture shows every day, then, Elizabeth: You'd take me with you, wouldn'f you? Bill: Naw. If you're too lazy to wish for yourself you can stay at home. CLEANERS AND TAILORS The l-louse of Quality P. E. Throm Phone 2012 Yvonne: Did you pay my little brother to stay out of the parlor? Don: Yes, I hope you don't mind. Yvonne: Oh, no. I just wanted to be sure both of us didn't pay him. Did the Senior play have a happy end- 201 Johnson Bldg. ing? MITCHELL, S. DAK. Sure, Everybody was glad when it was PHONE 2094 Over-

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4- th, iff -ut' fl 4 The 1934 Wabler Was printed by The Gazette PrietieQsssQQmPsfwy 55551 '- '- '-'-jf'-'-1-Zi-I-Liiaiaaaffvaff. MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA Eldon Watson, reading a lesson about ships came to a woid he could not pro- nounee, Banque, prompted Miss Laxson. Eldon snickered. Barque, repeated Miss Laxson. Bow-wow, said Eldon obediently. What is celery? Rhubarb with low blood pressure. We consider tipping a degrading cus- tom and have formed a society to put a stop to it. Ah, I'll join it, said Ellwein. Good! The membership fee is only 50 cents a year. That's different. It will be cheaper for me to tip. Mr. Moulton: State the number of tons of coal shipped out of the U. S. in any given year. Stan Shields: In 1492, none. Don't you know that the pun is the low- est type of humor? Absolutely, there's no vice versa! Glenwood Park The Ideal Place for Your School or Class Outing Roller Skating Boating Acres of Shade and Tables Free Arrange a Special Skating Party Prices Reasonable Phone D, K. Johnson, F-2125 What is your view of kissing? I asked a flapper wise. Said she, I haven't any, I always shut my eyes. Boy-You don't se-em to get that step of mine! Girl--Really, Mack, the only person who could follow you on a dance floor is a de- tective. Let me give you some advice. What's wrong with it that you're giv- ing' it away? Cortgratalatfiofh From The Parartoaht Theatre

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x XX Sf .1 K , In , 1 ,, I 3 -' ' A z K4-x A Success Is FQLIITQCI1 Cimes as Sure for the 'Bog who Goes Chrough College In the l'zu'e ol' this unnnelling' fact ezm you zill'o1'd to jeopzirclize that eureei' hy not czu1'ying' on your erluention at this time? 'Dakota llleslegan Universitg rigrlit in your own home town ollers you the best solution for ai clillicult :problem in cliiiit-ult times-how to meet the expenses of a college educa- tion. Not tuition, but living' CXIICIISGS-lJ02ll'fl, room, clothing, lzumclry, etc.-are the Qseutest item in any college education. But by attending' eollege in your own city, hy going' to school while living ut home, you mn iecluce the nuijoil pant oi' your expense to 21 minimum. l'rs-siilent liurl F ltoaidmain, oi- llezin Melvin W, llymle, will he gtlzul to eorresluuul wiih you or lo Lll l2lllQ0 n personal interview with you, Can 'you Afford to forego Cliis Opportuuitg?