Mitchell High School - Warbler Yearbook (Mitchell, SD)

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4- th, iff -ut' fl 4 The 1934 Wabler Was printed by The Gazette PrietieQsssQQmPsfwy 55551 '- '- '-'-jf'-'-1-Zi-I-Liiaiaaaffvaff. MITCHELL, SOUTH DAKOTA Eldon Watson, reading a lesson about ships came to a woid he could not pro- nounee, Banque, prompted Miss Laxson. Eldon snickered. Barque, repeated Miss Laxson. Bow-wow, said Eldon obediently. What is celery? Rhubarb with low blood pressure. We consider tipping a degrading cus- tom and have formed a society to put a stop to it. Ah, I'll join it, said Ellwein. Good! The membership fee is only 50 cents a year. That's different. It will be cheaper for me to tip. Mr. Moulton: State the number of tons of coal shipped out of the U. S. in any given year. Stan Shields: In 1492, none. Don't you know that the pun is the low- est type of humor? Absolutely, there's no vice versa! Glenwood Park The Ideal Place for Your School or Class Outing Roller Skating Boating Acres of Shade and Tables Free Arrange a Special Skating Party Prices Reasonable Phone D, K. Johnson, F-2125 What is your view of kissing? I asked a flapper wise. Said she, I haven't any, I always shut my eyes. Boy-You don't se-em to get that step of mine! Girl--Really, Mack, the only person who could follow you on a dance floor is a de- tective. Let me give you some advice. What's wrong with it that you're giv- ing' it away? Cortgratalatfiofh From The Parartoaht Theatre

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THE NEW DEAL,', WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY THE GOLDEN RULE, has been practiced by this organization for nearly a third of a century. WE STILL HAVE FAITH IN ITS SOUND- NESS. lesser-- lVlitchell,s Business Storei' Betty H.: l'll het you're Swedish, a:'en't you? Vlfhitey: Ya, How'd you guess it? Betty H.: You dance as il' you haul skiis on. Millie R.: Willis, g'ive the formula for wafer. Willie T.: Yes, ma'am. HI.lKLMNO. Millie R.: Whatever are you driving' at? Do you think you're in kinderg'arten'? Willie T.: No, mafam. You said yes- terday it was H to O. Mr. Jordan: This exam will be conduct- ed on the honor system. Please take seals three seats apart and in alternate rows. WHITE EAGLE DIL GURPURATIUN Wishes Each and Every Member of the 1933 Class A Happy and Prosperous Future SERVICE STATIONS DEALERS Third 8: Lawler Brooks Machine Co. Sanborn Sz Haven Mitchell Motor Co. 1113 North Main Rozum Motor Co. Monty's Se1'vice Station IVIOBILOIL LUBRITE MOBILGAS

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Fi . -1 , .W :dw SX . M24 of . W, 4 , . -....' fn. ,. STUDENTS Clothing That Really FITS Make Our Store Your Headquarters 0. ' K A. L. SCHULTZ, D. C. CHIROPRACTOR 201W Main Street MITCHELL, S. DAK. Jeanne: You remind me of the sea. Smitty: Wild, romantic, relentless, dashing- Jeanne: No. No. You make me sick. Mrs. Shields: Who was driving when you collided with that car? Stanley: None of usp we were all in the back seat! DR. CARL O. ANDERSON DENTIST Full X-Ray Equipment Over Scallin's Drug Store PHONE 5178 G. G. KIMBALL, D. D. S. Wasn't that an awful dust storm yes- terday? I should say it was. I was riding along in the country when I happened to look un and what do you suppose I saw? I'l1 bite. What did you see About thirty feet over my head were a couple of gophers, digging a hole. Bill: I wish I had a million dollars. I'd go to the picture shows every day, then, Elizabeth: You'd take me with you, wouldn'f you? Bill: Naw. If you're too lazy to wish for yourself you can stay at home. CLEANERS AND TAILORS The l-louse of Quality P. E. Throm Phone 2012 Yvonne: Did you pay my little brother to stay out of the parlor? Don: Yes, I hope you don't mind. Yvonne: Oh, no. I just wanted to be sure both of us didn't pay him. Did the Senior play have a happy end- 201 Johnson Bldg. ing? MITCHELL, S. DAK. Sure, Everybody was glad when it was PHONE 2094 Over-