Missouri Valley College - Sabiduria Yearbook (Marshall, MO)

Text from Pages 1 - 200 of the 1914 volume:

DPW W Wi HQRAWN X-'0f M5 Mefhodisf College Fdveffe. Missouri 55249 Gen. 378 S6113 1914 Marsha11 CMo.J Missouri Va11ey Co11ege Sabiduria 22.50 M!D-GGNTINEEWET E,.!EmEf3AE?2Y Geneaifcgw 571 ? 'TEfj7'2w Nami f1, f'iQ'1E gm Eliigkmais zifiei- 424. 1.151 ff? BFG' ' du ., -. E rm., F KHDF' 'H Inciegweaakisysfw, My wwsiv MED-C 6299, ps. -M YL' J il Hiiem ifafzifip TI-IE SABID RIA Ui. Q11 Fi.,Ef315 f:? 'if Q 9 IVIID-CONTINENT PUBLIC LIBRARY 15f,fy E V, ,LLB fig-.A 7? H 1 1 ' G IIHIHHW1IllllllllllHI!NlHlllllllllllllll 3 000011452141 6 J Qwlfi o ' I PUBLISHED BY 1 ' THE 5 , . Freshman Class 1 1 OF E Missouri Valley College in the Year LQJLI l lab. aaaa oos4r--or aaa-j 5 Q 0 Q v '13 Marshall, Mo. Volume 3 rnlrs oL1AMPL1N 15ri Ess C l b Ohio 15752. 7 3 X grrq, 21.1. fill' fl f 3 xiii? f '9- 1 2 STEWART CHAPEL ,iff AVTK HECK THE: FQE51-1 MAN G1 QL, Dedication dd K To an instructor who does not deny that he 'thas once a school-boy, To a friend eber mindful of our best interests. To a man 'lbho has gifoen himself to his 'Zbork that 'tue may benefit by l his sacrifice, To IOHN MOORE PENICIC A. M. Professor of Physics and Chemistry in Mis- souri Valley College, We, the Freshman Class respectfully dedicate THE SABIDURIA '14, JOHN MOORE PENICK, A. M ho The New Arch Erected by the Class of 1909 at the North Entrance Board of Trustees THE SABIDURIA PRESIDENT W, T. BAIRD ' Kirksville, Mo. CHARLES M. TABLER LUTHER NICKELL Maywood, Kansas, Fulton, Mo. it I X, ,U,- , f iz s M '0q,Yzp n Wf Wu WZAZQQ QQVQQSZ ay V kwyr zz? 4 bw .W X ,fd W 1 X Of W ' f 0 f f 4 , wWf4 g0w4 z WH V fa ,L 1:1 IIIIII M, . THE SABIDURIA 4 W REV, MERLE ANDERSON, DQ D. P- H- REA St. Louis, Mo, Marshall, Mo. ,, Jigs.: -LY Q. ,. Q .,,.. Y W sffikz MV , T ' K sins g,fx,W X sr, I Q s Q , JOHN C. COBB DR. D. F. MANNING, M. D., Secretary Gdessa, Mo, Marshall, Mo. 1 1 1 THE SAMDURIA GEORGE H. ALTHOUSE, JR. Denver, Colo. BEN ELI GUTHRIE, LL. D. GEORGE H. ALTHOUSE, Treasurer Macon, Mo. Marshall, Mo. SUFCI' THE 'SABIDURIA W. P. STARK, LOUISIANA, MO 4 12 THE SABIDURIA 3 gl e5 L2 E I The Faculty GNVQ THE SABIDURIA -v 8 1 ,J , ' X V, i ' .,, 5 Q A 1 x-1.,.0,-- 1 llbresibent 'av , n am. 'TA' ' w H vv1LLiAM HENRY BLACK, D.D., LL. D. A. B. Vfaynesburg College, 1876. B. D. Wfestern Theo. Sem., 1878. A. M. Wlaynesburg College, 1879. Pastor Pittsburg, Pa., 1877-80. Pastor St. Louis, Mo., 1880-90. D. D. Cumberland University, 1888. President of Missouri Valley College 1890-. Photo by McChesney. LL. D. VVest1ninster College, 1903. LL. D. Cumberland University, 1906 LL. D. Washingtoil University, 1907 THE SABIDURIA 15 WALLACE ELMER GRUBE, A. M. A. B. Vlfaynesburg College, '8I. Pres. Clarksburg College, '84-'88. Teacher in Qdessa Collegiate Insti- tute, '88-'89. ' ,A. M. Harvard, '99, Baird-Mitchell of Greek, '89-.' Photo by Mctiliesney. ELVERTUS FRANKLIN BIDDLE, B. S. B. S. Northwestern University, 'O6. Graduate of Cuninock School of Ora- tory, '07. Graduate work University of Chicago, 'O8. ' Professor of Public Speaking Knox College, '07-,O8. Professor of English Literature and Public Speaking, '08-. VVILLIAM SHELTON BIXLER, S. B., Ph. M. S. B. Lincoln College, '97, ,Assistant in History, University of Chicago, Summer Quarter, 'O3. Professor of Economics and History, Adrian College, '03-'Ol Ph. M. University of Chicago, ,O4. In Chg. University of Chicagols Ex- hibits, Louisiana Purchase Exposition, '04, University Extension Work, Univer- sity of Chicago, '05. Financial Secretary, The Temple Col- le e '06 S , - Professor of History and Social Sci- ence, Heidelberg University, '09-'10, Professor of Economics and Educa- tion, '10--. 16 THE SABIDURIA MARY BELLE HUEE, A. B. A. B., M. v. C., '99. Teacher in Latin Marshall H. S., 99303. Prof. History, '06-L. Photo by Mecuesi 5 STELLA B. HICKS. Mary Institute, '88. Mary Institute, '92. Librarian, '06-. JAMES ALVIS LAUGHLIN, A. M A. B. Cumberland University, '8l. Prof. of Math. Univ. of Ark., '91-'98 Acting Pres. Univ. of Ark., '92-'98. Prof. of Math. Bethel College, '98-'99 A. M. Ark. Cumberland College, '94 Prof. of Math., 'OO-. A TI-IE SA SCI-IUYLER RICE MYERS, A. B., . B. D. A. B. Beloit College, ,9l. B. D. Yale University, '97. Principal Missouri Valley I-Iigh School, Missouri Valley. Iowa, '06-'07. Pastor First Presby. Church, Eliza- beth, Ill., '97-'07, Professor English 'Language and French, '08-. l Photo by McChesney. , BIDURIA 17 ALBERT MCGINNIS, A. M., LITT. D. A. B. Vlfaynesburg College, WS. Teacher of Latin Waynesbiirg' College, 28382. '83-'87, Student at Leipsic, '82-'83, '02-'O3. Lincoln University, '87-'88, Indiana State Normal, Indiana, Pa., Q9 v 7 lf. . ' Litt. D. Missouri Valley College, '0G. Professor of Latin and German, '90-. JOHN Moonn PENICK, A. M. A. B. Princeton University, '85. Professor National Sciences, Baird College, '85-'90. A. M, Princeton University, 'O0. Professor Physics and Chemistry, '90 1 . 18 , THE SABIDURIA VIRGIL RAY STEPHENS, M. S B. S. Northwestern University, '08. M. S. Northwestern University, '09. Principal Belmont School, Seaton, Ill. '05-'0G. Laboratory Instructor in Botany, Northwestern University, ,07-,08. Demonstrator in Comparative Anato my, Northwestern University, ,OS-'09, Prof. Biology, ,O9. Photo by McChesney. EDGAR SANDS PLACE, MUS. M. Pupil in Piano under Diller and Sher- wood in '83-,84. , Pupil in Harmony under Sherwood in '85 Pupil in Voice under J. Harry Wheel- er in '86. i . Private Instructor in Huntington, N. Y., and Pittsburg, Pa., '83-'88.. 7 , Assit in Music, Univ. of WIS., 89- 90. Mus. M. M. V. C., '06. Prof. of Music, '90-. .A ' 1. ARMSTEAD H. STEPHENS, A. B., D. D. A. B. Trinity University, 78. B. D. Lebanon Theo. Sem., '81. D. D. James Milliken University, '02. Pounder and First Pastor of Taylor Street Presbyterian Church, Fort VVorth Texas, '78-'79, Pastor Former Cumberland Presby Church, Sedalia, Mo., '81-'92. Pounder and First Pastor, Church of Providence fPresby.j, Chicago, Ill, '92-'O9. Pastor Cldell Ave. Presby. Ch., Mar shall, Mo., '09-. Ass't in Bible, '10-, 7 w Y THE SABIDURIA 21 'ak Seniors WILLIAM DAVIS ................ . . . .President CLARA I. ASMITI-I ............ ....... V ice President. EDNA M. HARRISON .............. ....... S ecretary COLORS-Myrtle and Maroon. 22 THE SABIDURIA The Senior Class consists of fourteen members who are noted for their indi- vidual strength. This class was allowed to edit the january Bulletin, a distinction never before conferred upon students. All the members of the class have selected their vocation in life and are united on the profession of teaching and preaching except two-Ella Robbins Black and John Kirkpatrick-and later they two may be united. P Ella is renowned for her beauty and gift of song. john has shown efficiency in his class room work and on the baseball field. Johnathan Hollyman's deep basso has been heard with pride and pleasure. He is devoted to the ministerial cause and to a minister's daughter. Greatness cannot be measured by size, as shown in the case of Edna Harrison. If something better than teaching were offered to her, would it not be foolish to reject? Otto Schweer's beautiful complexion is perhaps due to physical exercise. The faculty has not yet decided what degree shall be conferred upon him for his work in science. His choice is L.D. Clyde Blosser and Williaiii Davis surpass any of the girls in the use of puffs, so both could tell you pleasant pipe dreams. The former dreams of Latin exercises amd, Esseg the latter of discoveries he can make in science and Mae, ' Floyd Gauldin has been an active member of the Y. M. C. A., an athlete and chapel speaker. His seven years stay at M. V. C. has not won him away from attractions near his home. Emma Marschall has been a faithful worker. Her interest in the Y. W. C. A. deserves special mention. At the weekls close she has often been Weary and ready to give up, when she would hear james' footsteps and through her mind would flash undertake ,er again, so she Alice Montague has shown marked ability historical lines. The utter indifference of the have been sources of much annoyance to her. George Daugherty has been a star on both But he has given the Senior Class trouble. At planted on senior ideals, but almost before we has pressed forward. as a student, particularly along boys at M. V. C. and German the football and baseball teams. one time his feet seemed firmly were aware he had lowered his standards until they were even academic. We fear he is now beyond all recovery, for he thinks and speaks always of such primary subjects as Mary. Georgia Rolofson has impressed everyone with her ideas and straight- forwardness in expressing them. Her inclinations are also academics. But she claims the Patton-t and he says by Georgia I'll stay, so seniors are powerless. Baird Parks may be singled out as the only member of the class who is not.single. His wit and geniality have cheered many. He is a promising minister. Only these few good qualities of the class members could be mentioned but they are sufficient to show the strength and demand for the class an impoitant place in the history of M. V, C. C. I. S. v.,.. ,. -. A rf ef Photo by McChesney. THE SABIDURIA ELLA RQBBINS BLACK Houxonian A. B. Marshall, Mo. Little Innocence. 'lBOB.,' My favorite flower is jo Qhjn-quilf' CLYDE H. BLOSSER. Bairdean A. B. Marshall, Mo. To speak and to offend with some people, are but one thing. College Seniors GEoRGE W. DAVIS Bairdean B. S. Marshall, Mo. '6Bill,' - Motherls baby boy. Mae- I come over to- night ? GEORGE W. DAUGH- ERTY. Bairdean Ph. B. La Plata, Mo. Football Star. Mary, I'll be around about six- thirty. 9- 'S 'ew Photo by Mcfihesney, G TI-IE SABIDURIA FLOYD F. GAULDIN I-Iouxonian A. B. Marshall, Mo. Perfectly heartless. Lost somewhere in the neighbor- ing country.- I-Iel-enf' EDNA MIZE HARRI- SON. Houxonian A. B. Marshall, Mo. Don't let her extensive vocabulary frighten you. Wait a minute and I'l1 ask Aunt Sallie. College Seniors IOHNATHAN C. HOL- LYMAN Bairdean A. B. Being entirely ignorant and Without knowledge of the circumstances accom- panying the incident and possessing an extraordi- nary conscientious regard for veracity, I feel an ex- ceeding delicacy in articu- lating upon this most com- plicated and incomprehen- sible questionf' etc., etc. JOHN IVICKEE KIRK- PATRICK Houxonian A. B. Yates, Mo. Auto fiend, Greek shark. Ella come under my um- brellaf' wk ' A VX Photo by McChesneY- THE SABIDURIA EMMA RICKA MAR- SCHALL Bairdean A. B. Marshall, Mo. 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than to get married and then be bossedf' Plays basketball night and day. ALICE CQRDELL MONTAGUE Houxonian Ph. B. Marshall, Mo. All men are bores except when we Want them. Says what she thinks. Takes olive oil for her com- plexion. Beautiful eyes. College Seniors A. BAIRD PARKS Bairdean A. B. Chelsea, Gkla. He asked her to ut her P shoes in his trunk-and she did. GEORGIA ROLOFSDN Pearsonian A. B- Fairfax, Mo. Talks with her eyes. Elo- cutes. He's just a cousin of mine. 26 Photo by McChesney. 5 THE SABIDURIA OTTO F. SCHWEER Philomaethean B. S. Blairstown, Mo. Dutch Perfectly in- different to fair maidens- with one exception. Loves society work Knows football from Alpha to Omega. lcleal type of classic beauty. CLARA ISABELLE SMITH Pearsonian A. B. Marshall, Mo. Possesses an unbeliev- able thirst for knowledge. Vocalizes. Enthusiastic QFD Pearsonian. College Seniors K . ' T s - 'xx be f l , v l X .. 4 ll ., X .. '-fx -., it X . N THE SABIDURIA A 'gif V Qs JU IDR K 1 FJ y sf ' im- .! ll iL X I X lr ' K . ' 1 li. xi. - ,if FZ: , ,Z ,W L--1---Q .--.sL.4i1iigj,, f::. ', ' -- '. ,H ,, , . h'N '--M .5 ,., X - Z -:T Af ,ff-:lI., Ly: ------ ,g-3 -, --Af: -A,---M ,. .WN A.. n?-a an - --:lT4g:T.-L., - , - ' '- F iI:7fL ' '--vi-MNH ' -4--I-'41 -54?-ii--g-fi1IT1'iJj'f3: ., .. ..- f ' ' 28 THE SABIDURIA THOMAS H. GILMORE .......... . ..... President. BEULAH K. GARRARD ...... . ......... Secretary and Treasurer. COLORS-Carmine and Old Gold. JUNIOR CLASS HISTORY. From Alpha to Omega, from Dan to Beersheba, from Grube to McGinnis, from amazing grace to a floating opportunity, we have been urged along the flowery paths of knowledge. We have been cajoled, suspected, called on the carpet, persuaded, counselled, rebuked, exliortedpoutlawed, tutored, Hunked, and conditioned with all long-suffering and diligence. VVe have unearthed Homer and Horace by every method approved and disapproved, from the 'tongueless silence of the dreamless dust' and laid them away in the cobwebbed recesses of our cerebral archives. With aching brains we have sought the rest room only to Hnd it rudely closed by the hand of a tyrant andupon the door written Nothing doing. Then we petitioned, we remonstrated, we supplicated, only to be spurned with contempt from the foot of the throne. Then we wrestled all night with the gods and there came an answerto our wishes, a new abode like a giant mushroom that grows in a single night. Behold the illustrious names. A. B. Lansing: Future lawyer. Has double compound cylinder jawbone and ballbearing tongue adjusted to the ten-millionth of a milligram. Even when his brain becomes hopelessly befuddled the machine goes on. Buzz! ' Mazee Bridges: Still working for her A. B. The queen of hearts. Even the gods do homage. T. H. Gilmore: Tommy Boy. So gentle and quiet. Lives with his eyes turned Slaterward. Also preaches. O, beg your parsnipsf' Beulah Garrard: Personincation of independent exclusiveness. The golden sunset within her hair. She blushes and looks down. Beware! Ross Campbell: Attends to his own business. Unscarred by Fate or Cupid. A jewel, sixteen onions fine. Wallace Grube: Future Dean an d millionaire. A chip off the old block. Raises watermelons. C. B. Leeper: Such a noise. Cuts u i l Parnassus. p n c ass. Revels in the breezes from Leonard Harrison: Says he is a preacher, Uokej Such a foolishness. A d goo scout. Writes long papers for the faculty. A future bishop. Percy Houston: Socrates 'fGot any chewin,' Van P A think-shark, 'Tll be a great man some dayf, We are the offspring of the gods And such 0 l V W g . gots. e cannot praise them enough, for we have been fearfully and wonderfully made. Our history is as yet unwritten, but Hung forth in full armour from the brow of our Alma Mater and placed in happy relationship with an All Embracing Intelligence' we shall write it in terms of nobility, where humanity reads the symbols of l'f, 1 e. lxlow smile in derision, for it is your laugh now But look ye to your arms for ye shall measure with us some day in an arena where bra l ve sou s go down. QCa1'pe dzemj Behold we come quickly. W. R. VAN' BUSKIRK, MAZEE BRIDGES I-Iouxonian A. B. Marshall, Mo. ffI9!Y,,311Q1.-11lLmh-aware of fthe fact. A merry vvfdow. Gone, but not forgotten. I K-5 S., BEULAI-I KELSO GARRARD I-Iouxonian Ph. B. Marshall, Mo. Torchie Assistant Business Manager of the Sabicluria. Is that so. Photo by McChesney. THE SABIDURIA if OWEN ROSS CAMPBELL Bairdean P Ph. B. Marshall, Mo. In search of his af- hnity. Goes with any and every girl. ' College Juniors THOMAS H. GIL- MORE. Pearsonian A. B. Carthage, Mo. To1n1ny. An avow- ed enemy to Profes- sor Grube. Quite EoXQyj. 29 ANNA DOTT CRAWFORD Pearsonian Ph. -B. Atlanta, Mo. A Whole Y. W. C. A. in herself. Interested in everything. A friend to everybody. Z5 WALLACE Mc- BRIDE GRUBE I-Iouxonian A. B. Marshall, Mo. Apple Butterf' Witty according to himself. Prof. G., jf. lj ix ii iii l vi ll ii li lb i V s. ii il I l X . I 30 THE SABIDURIA ' LEONARD V. I. BERQYLHOUS- ABRAM' B. LANS- HARRISON 'B TON ING. Philomaethean A. B. Houxonian ' Ph. B. Bairdean A. B. Marshall, Mo. Malta Bend, Mo. Elseberry, Mo. Rev.', Cider. Likes Very fond of Mar- Abrani Blood-good. things Easy. That girl certainly Is-a-belle. Rad, rad, rad. CHAS. B. LEEPER. Bairdean A. B. Marshall, Mo. A whipped dog, for he's rnarried now. O you. Photo by McChesney. guerites. Believes in i O. K. ing excuses. Suitor of Anna. Com- monly known as CFSOCY7 College Juniors Big Swedef' Coach Lindsay the second. I play football and all the Universities want me. KB WILLIAM RILY VAN 'BUSKIRK Bairdean A, B, Half Way, Mo. Van He's been a good Wagon, but he's all broke down. College poet. THE SABIDURIA SOIDIIOIHOYCS 32 THE SABIDURIA AUBREY C. ROSS .... .... P resident. PAUL OLIVER ........ ..... V ice President. MARGUERITF. PILF. . .. ..... Secretary. RICHARD HORNF. . . . ..... Treasurer and Historian. SLOAN WHITSETT ............ . ........ Mascot. MOTTO- We Lead, Others Followf' COLORS-Crimson and Cadet Grey. I A THE REVIVAL OF LEARNlNG AT M. V. C. This following is a humble account of the glorious class of 1913, the bright- est star in the galaxy of classes from ,89 to judgment Day. Last year we were Freshmen, but this is a chapter in our existence which we have tried to blot out from the book of memory and are now doing our best to live it down. Last year our chief pleasures of life were in entertaining lavishly the class of '13 and modestly receiving the encomiums bestowed upon us by the faculty as the most erudite and polished set of students that ever entered the portals of this temple of learning. As to the memorable actions of this year, we have to ask a few questions. Who first organized, who first suspended an imposing banner from the frescoed dome of the Chapel, thus incurring our beloved Doctor's wrath, who Hrst climbed up into the tower, who tore down the pitiful rags of the lowly Freshmen and unfurled our banner to the breeze from the M. V. C. 5 who Hrst entertained this year, what is the most cosmopolitan' class? We have members from Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Tennessee, Texas and Mis- souri, and Echoe answers S O P H O M O R F. S. ' There are but ive young ladies in the class. While the display of masculinity would enrapture any girls' boarding school. Elizabeth Cochran: The most conscientious student the class has. She contributes largely to the pre-eminent osit' faculty. topmost pinnacle of p ion we occupy in the eyes of the Mary Hurt: To say she is a coquette or flirt would be heartless, so we will merely call her our popular girl. She, it is, who helps make this class the most powerful class socially. Marguerite Pile: Another lovabl it seems impossible not to associate with her McClymonds, who hails from the Quaker State, and a handsome Missourian, Hubert McDaniel. Cecil Francisco: Besides her many social graces, she is remarkably pro- ficient in working the Profs. r Margaret Manning: The most talented and lovable girl, not only in the Sophomore Class, but in the whole school. As for the boys, we will leave them to the tender mercies of the Sabiduria Stan, all Freshmen, alas. Space and modesty forbid a further mention f th o e Sophmen, but sufhce it to say they need no eulogy, they speak for themselves: Smart weed-hay seed, Whoop-a-la-hoo ! We're the Sophomores, Who are you? e student in our number and so popular that MARY ELIZABETH COCHRAN Bairdean A. B. Marshall, Mo, One tongue is sufficient for a woman. I I fl ff CECIL FRANCISCO Houxonian A. B. Marshall, Mo. Independence now and independence forever. Photo by McChesney. THE SABIDURIA College Sophomores f f . fi 'l R ... f DAVID FITZGERALD Bairdean A. B. Arlington, Texas. I can study my books at any time. I don't give a whoop. 4 x '. . as KE .z 0 AAAA, ,. X .. ,V , , fu A ,OL A .WQQN ii? 1 I so ' 1 '5Qffc, J ,W X X, W. f if -.J X f 7 M' f W iv X gt Q , Mfr ,fc . 5 xqg .. .f f , V' Z iff U L' L if lg X , IQ ei ZW 3 Q W . .M f xg 7 lglfi' C 1 47 ff? W if fv X -s -m iE-sie-:.ea,'1 x LEX 'QW fy f' Q X f Wars W, 'WX iff ff ?,,.sQs:.5..Iv0a4,:J . ' f f GERALD FITZGERALD Bairdean A. Arlington, Texas. Thought Works in lence. RICHARD CARTER HQRNE, Ir. Houxonian . AB fl Marshall, Mo. A fine volley of words and quickly shot off. .-ff' p-' 34 THE SABIDURIA MARY E. HURT Houxonian A. B. Marshall, Mo. As merry as the day is long. 4'Life Without laughing would be such a dreary blank. I College Sophomores N... .- JosEPH I-3. JOHNS- TON Bairdean A. B. Ozark, Arkansas. Humor is gravity con- cealed behind the jest. AMES FRANKLIN Me- ANINCH Bairdean A, B, Hughesville, Mo. Surely mortal man is a broomstickf, Photo by McChesney. MARGARET MANNTNG Houxoman A. B Marshall, Mo. X CCSSSIQ' cloes ever y- thing Well. IRA H. MCCLYMONDS Pearsonian A, B, Slippery Rock, Pa. What Wind blew you hither?,' THE SABIDURIA 35 . . HUBERT L. MCDANIEL PAUL OLIVER Pearsonian W Ph. B. Bairdean A. B. Marshall, MO. Corning, Ark. No 1 really great man Hang sorrowg care'll kill ever thot himself so. a cat. . College Sophomores 1 , AUBREY C. R055 MARGUERITE PILE , Pearsonian Ph. B. Pearsonlan A. B. Memphis, MO. Atlanta' MO' Beauty is based on rea- Let us have peace? SOH- Photo by McChesney. THE SABIDURIA I 111. 11 11 1 11' 1 1 1 11111 1111 11111 11111 11111 11 11111 1 1111 ,111 11 1 111 111 11. 111 111 111 11 '1 1 1 11 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I1 1 11 1 11 '1 1 1. 11 11 1 11 1 1111 111113 11111 1 1, 11' 111 11111 1111 111 111111 -1111' 11111 1115 11 1 11 111 1111 111 1111' 11 .1. 11 11- 11 1 1 1 111 11 1 1 1 112.1 1111 1, '1 1111 Freshman Class ,ili- .lill COLORS-Maroon and Navy Blue FLOWER-American Beauty Rose A Class Cfficers WILLIAM Y. LOCKRIDGE., President JOSEPH H. VERTREES, Vice President ANNA MAE EVANS, Secretary CARL I. DUNCAN, Treasurer THE SAHBIDURIA 39 LEG GRIFFITH BRQWN CHARLQTTE BOHN Bairdean ' A. B. Houxonian Ph, B, Pike College, ,1O. Marshall High School, '10. ' Curryvllle, NIO. Marslnall, MO, '4Gee, whiz, 1,111 glad Fm free. No And still the wonder grew. That Wedding bells for me? one small head could hold all she The Gold-Medal Man. knew, Quite Shockablef' . College Freshmen JAMES HARRQLD CRANK , MARY ELIZABETH DEAN Houxionian A. B. Houxonian N Ph. B. VVestern Military Academy, ,OS Marshall High School, '10, Springheld, Mo, g Marshall, Mo. Captured alive eighty-five miles from 'fDo you think so? Thank you. nowhere. Tells every girl the same l'd like to let you have my buggy, but story. Natural-born yell leader, Bob is so tiredf, Awfully afraid of hurting someones feelings. Photo by McChesney. in fl' All IC s A 1 GIDURIA 1 r 4 v MARGUERITE DQWNS Bairdean Ph- B- M. V. C., Academy, 'O8. Marshall, Mo. Bright eyesf' Noted for her inde- pendence. One of Dr. McGinnis, fa- vorites. ' College ANNA MAE EV ANS, Pearsonian Ph. B. Macon High School, 'O8. - 3' Macon, Mo. just likea Jicture Come on kids 1 . , letls have some-funf, Little Dutcher boy. Photo by McChesney. CARL IRVVIN DUNCAN Philomaethean ' Ph- 15- M. V. C. Academy, '10. Higbee, Mo. Stepping right along with Torchie', and the Sabiduria. Favorite Song, Land of Beulah. You must have those pictures in by tomorrow. Freshmen CARL USVVALD HAMLIN Bairdean Ph, B. M. V. C. Academy, '1O. Springlield, Mo. Commander-in-chief of the Spring- field bunch. Ego, I, the impersonal editorial we. Heap much big Delta. Cousin Lucilefl 'Dr-1111 SABIDURIA .H M. I RUTH HARRISQN Houxonian Marshall High School, Marshall, Mo. A perfect little wax doll. Oh, Har- old and I-U Baby sister. THERON CLARK HOLMES Ph. B. Pearsonian ,. ', Ph, B '10. My V. C. Academy, 'lO. Marshall, Mo. Fatty',-Oh, those beautiful rosy cheeks. A debating kid. College Freshmen AUSTIN li. .ICJNES JUSlil'leI M. KING Pearsonian A. B. Bairdean Ph. lil. M. V. C. Academy, '10, M. V. C. Academy, 'l.0. Shackelford, Mo. Marshall, Mo, Tubby -Dear 'ittle tootsie, woot- Fond of racing horses. Cwood-na- sie, dumpkin. Lawd, white childf, tured chap audi a friend to all, if ht Photo by McChesney does love the girls. 42 THE SABIDURIA SPEED S. LEONARD XVILLIAN YEWELL LOCK- Houxonian A. B. RIDGE Marshall High School, '10, Bairdean A. B. Marshall, Mo. M. V. C. Academy, '10. Looks are deceiving: He's really Marshall' MO' harmless. Tickles the ivories into Fits. Hlilillyf' A thorough college man. Bairdean debater. 'Neath the Old Cherry Tree, Sweet Marief, College Freshmen A ARCH G. MCNEELY ERXVIN A. MINER Bairdean Ph. B. Bairdean A, B, NI. V- C. AC3ClC1l1Y, ilo. lQidgQXVa57 School' '08- C0lUmb1H, Mo. Ridgeway, Mo. A Tffmsallanfic l0U1'1leY5 tO HEUQ' i'HO11cy Boyf, Oh, that adorable land a specialty. Faithful, yea even dimple. Ethel's special charge. Lit- to the last Algebra problem. tle but 101111. Photo by McChesney. THE SABIQDURIA 43 MYRTLE ROBINSON MOORE Houxonian A. B. Watson Seminary, '10, Ashley, Mo. 'iGypsy Queen? Steady worker at . HY NELLE NEWTON Bairclean Ph. B, Marshall High School, '10, Marshall, Mo. Toby Sandidgef' i6WOl1ldH,t it be Liv . Svvearincf a side issue. 'reat to be the wife of P Y :s 8 a statesman. T'll cut if you Will. This is only my seventeenth skip- this quarterf' College Freshmen - Nr' 15 ' .f, FLORENCE PATTERSON I-louxonian A. B. M. V. C. Academy, '10, Marshall, Mo. 'lMy little cousin, Alice Goodwin. Facts speal: for themselves and in this connection it is perhaps unnecessary to state that Florence is an incontrovert- ible fact. KATHARINE SUE PENTCK Pearsonian Ph. B. M. V. C. Academy, 'lO. Marshall, Mo. NVhy clon't you speak for yourself, John ?'l ln for everything that looks like fun. Photo by McChe-sney. i 11 'PHE sAtsin1fi:.iA l r , itonaiwa HELEN RAssE fs . Houxonian Ph. B. Marshall High School, '10, Marshall, Mo. Fitted for the iootlights. Rouge, enamel, puffs, curls, switches, etc. A master-hand at translating Latin. And she wrote on her slate, 'l love you, .loef JAMES NliW'l'ON REDMAN Houxonian 1 A. B. Marshall High School, '10, Marshall, Mo. ' Unspeakably eloquent, indulges in Howery language. No, he isnlt a drunkardg his nose is just naturally of that hue. College Freshmen s IWW Qs 1 , :Zs , ' Q ist: 2 . 1 3, 5 j . ,wc ,gc X MlLlJRlilD RLT VH Ri JSE ANNA S'l'RINGFlliLD Houxonian A, B. liairdean Ph, B, Marshall High School, '10. Marshall, Mo. Fliffy Rifllesf' Devoted to Ike un- less a good looking cadet shows up. ul just canlt make my eyes behave. Stage life appeals to muh. Springiield High School, '10, Springfield, Mo. K'Oh, he's just a cousin of mine, you know. Yesum, we know'it. Photo by McChesney T H lil S A B l D U H .I A -15 . 451. NA MILDRED TAYLOR . Houxonian A. lj. Marshall High School, '10, Marshall, Mo. Mig A student of Bryant. Ab- sence makes the heart grow fonder. l 1 E l l I l I l V College Freshmen Photo by McChesne3 1 I gms PAUL S. VANDYKE Houxonian A. B. Marshall High School, '10, A Marshall, Mo. A disciple -of Livy, and Horace. Handsome eyes. Shuns girls except on special occasions. A Wee bit bash- ful. JOSEPH. H. VliR'llREES Houxonian A. B. M. V. C. Academy, '10. . Curryville, Mo. An expert debater. Romantic-look- ing brunette. 'fNancy--Lee. He loves her in the same old way. College Freshmen GARLAND LAMQNT NEAL - Facultonian A- B. ' Shelbyville High School, '09, Shelbyville, Mo. Amateurwxartist. Half-Irish. Mary is a grand old name. M JQHN W. Pofxoa Bairdean Ph.'B. Marshall High School, '1O. Marshall, Mo. Wears goggles presumably to im- prove his looks. C1randfather. Studious, smart fellow. EARL I. VANSTONE Houxonian A. B. Malta Bend High School, '08 Malta Bend, IMO. Used to be a lover of Douglas Chocolates, but prefers another kind HOW. ARCH C. THORPE Houxonian A, B, Watsoii Seminary, '10, Ashley, MO. Piker Greensuit and red hair. A happy combination that you don't ind everyvvhere. Arrives at class exactly hfty-nine minutes late. 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A heart breaker HN POAGE' Changeable Admiring girls A baehelor OBERTA Rrxssli Awfully noisy Talking to boys A great musician, 12WToN REDMAN College Algebra star Hard worker Famous VTH Rosn A flirt Making goo-goo eyes to a mann A Celebrated actress NNA STRINGFIELD A pretty girl A medium pretty girl An old maid with curls IILDRED TAYLOR Never shirking Llifiigy 522,501 on the Sabi A good housekeeper Lien TYLER Modest and sweet M. V. C. student Promising ima Y Q A EIQS gan lo of g x'UL YANDYKE Mother's darling Shunning exertion Doing nothing 12 YERTREES A minister A blow A Cub pitcher K .li o R N R A B A E . PI .TO il In : ew r' ,I fi 4 4 2 'Q Wy ,1 1 1 w U 1 4 I U x , X 's -i +5 4 E M Y. , W - fi, 1 Qu f X 9 I Q .-- ' 821' .. ' xsg .ISN X uns, Q E73 . . iw 1'4q Q J OHN ATKINS DCJAK I 50 THE SAISRIDUHIA .,11i. Senior Academics ' L RDRY MINNIE BELLE CUL ERIE CG BERT5oN Bunceton, Mo. ' Blue Lick, Mo. MARGARET DECHERD Pilot Grove, Mo. l-,,l-i- ,Al J- . EARL P. GAITHER I 1es1dent, Chilhowee, Mo. Spruce, Mo. Photo by Mcflhesney ,- , K -...V - THE SABIDURIA 51 W . . SCIIIOI' ACadCIn1CS l l I l l 1 a z l MARIE GRIFFITH EDNA HULLISTER Marshall, Mo. Tl+ Marshall, Mo. ISABEL MCCUTCHEON Pilot Grove, Mo. . . CATHERT NE PATTER.- LEONARD R. VATTON SUN l Marshall, Mo. Photo by McChesney. ml-Slmll, MO. l 5 I l l i . , N , l l 1 I V l l l 3 Q - 1 l ll l I i : l l 1 l 52 THE SAISIDURIA . xx FINIS NORVVOOD JOSEPH TCJPE READ Clinton, Mo. Pilot,G1'ove, Mo. A Senior Academics HUGH EDVVARD WIL- OLIVER OTTO LIAMS MARKSBURY Marshall, Mo. Marshall, Mo. Photo by McChesney. I 4 I I 4 ' I I I ' I I I I I I I I I I. I I I I I I I . I II I I I I I I I 4 I I I I I i I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ' . , -.K A -. ,,.,..' Photos by Mcchesney Choral Club fm, X ii 'f Choral Club THE SABIDURIA COLLEGE ORCHESTRA. IRA MCCLYMONDS-Trombone. Ross CAMPBELL-Cornet. HUBERT MCDANIEL-CO1'HCt. A. T. VAWTER-Director. V. R. STEPHENS-Claronet. G. W. DAXVIS-Flute. MAY MCCUTCHEON-Piano. JAMES MCANINCH-Eirst Violin. JOSEPH TOPE--Second Violin. SPEED LEONARD-First Violin 4 1-,,,,...-4-I -if jx IXXP Vp ffffi I I 5 ' 7 SOCIEZT1 f , E , .ff W Q 'W ff W 0? O' 7 fgf 1 ! .fy 1 .7 -WA V N V W' 5, J kb 4 f WA 4 I 7! 8 v 7 116. w 3 o Aw - .E V, f' f' 557 ' ,. ' , who ' w e I :Sf K Q X gggmx rf , R X HW X f f x , -, ,.,:g:,.:v- - -:2fIs,,.1:, Y ' ' ', 1-SX? 3 E5 X1 1 4' ,L M X. my V - Photo by McChesney, The Bairdean Literary Society. X 1 P l 1 w Bairdean Literary Society MOTTO: Dii laboribus Omnia Venduntf' ' COLORS. Orange and WlIite. OFFICERS. ABRAM B. LANSING .............. ........,, P resident JOHN A. DOAK ........... 1. .. ,,,,, Vice President WILLIAM Y. LOCKRIDGE .... ....... S ecretary ROY C. HUTCHISON .............. .. .. .... Treasurer SOCIETY ROLL CLYDE BLOSSER JOSEPH KING ADA BRISTOW JUNE K. KING LEO BROWN A. B. LANSING JANET BUCK C. B. LEEPER HARRY BUCK C. H. LEONARD ROY BUCK W. Y. LOCKRIDGE ROSS CAMPBELL OTTO MARKSBURY , ELIZABETH COCHRAN EMMA IVIARSCHALL ETHEL CORDRY IVIILDRED MCAHINCII MINNIE 'CULBERTSON PAUL MCANINCH GEORGE. DAUGHERTY JAMES MCANINCH ' MAE DAVIDSON ' MAY IXTCCUTCI-IEON WILL DAVIS ARCH CT. MCNEELY IVIARGUERITE DOWNS ERWIN. MINOR JOHN DOAK NELLE NEWTON DAVID FITZGERALD BESSIE GDELL GERALD FITZGERALD A PAUL OLIVER WALTER FICKLIN A. 'BAIRD PARKS IXIARIE GRIFFITH JOHN POAGE' CARI. HAMLIN ANNA STEPHENS EUNICE HUNTER ANNA STRINGFIELD R. C. HUTCHISON HELEN THOMPSON J. C. HOLLYMAN JOSEPH TOPE JOSEPH JOHNSON ' W. R. VIXNBUSKIIQK IVIARJ ORIE VVH ITE ll!3 of Ii gl? lf, ru H MMI :yi Fil PRE Mg J' 8.1 1 3 1 g L , A I I i I V 1 5 f P n x l N w -vb 'I i3 f. 54 1 ,., I n H I 1 I I , 4- : z T 1 . 1 , l i s 1 l I il H , Y f I 1 Y w J 4 X i 1 1 15 5 i I i 4 1 i N .I IN 'I M I F., 'i L1 fvt IQQI 6 Houxonian Literary Society I L A MOTTO : lil J :Qui non proflcit, defxcitu fi COLORS. SI A Black and Gold If I OEEICERS. ' CJ J WALLACE M. ORUEE ............... ....... I ...Rfegdenf MILDRED TAYLOR ................. ..... V ICC Premdent MARGARET MANNING .............. ...... S ecretary JAMES H. CRANK ...................... . . . .Treasurer El SOCIETY RQLL. 5 I ' J ELLA BLACK J' I EI f BAAZEE ,BRIDGES VCHARLOTTE BOHN , CLINTON COX Ii J JAMES CRANK Q MARY DEAN I CECIL FRANCISCO ! I EARL GAITHER BEULAH GARRARD E J ' ' FLOYD GAUDIN VVALLACE GRUEE 1 j f JOHN HALL J I J EDNA HARRISON Q RUTH HARRISON EDNA HOLLISTER J l' RICHARD HORNE J PERCY HOUSTON Q j i MARY HURT I J JOHN KIRKRATRICK 3 5 I SPEED LEONARD J J MARGARET MANNING E J ISABEL RTCCUTCHEON I J A ALICE MONTAGUE J I MYRTLE MOORE J J FLORENCE PATTERSON ' I Q CATHERINE PATTERSON H E FARRELL QUIGG J I J ROEERTA RASSE 8 J RUTH ROSE . I NEWTON REDMAN I A A MILDRED TAYLOR IJ 5 1 1 , Q J ARCH THORPE PAUL VAN DYKE 4 EARL VILXNSTONE E I 1 T A JOE VERTREES A I ZACHARIAH VVALL BERNARD VVEAVER Pearsonian Literary Society MOTTO: USuS est 1IIagiSte1' Optimus COLORS. Purple and VV1Iite I OFFICERS. AUSTIN B. .JONES ................. . .......... President GEORGIA ROLOESON .... ..... V ice President ANNA EVANS ......... ......... ....... S e Cretary AUBREY C. ROSS ....................... ...rII1'C3,SL11'C1' SOCIETY ROLL LUCILE -BECRAET IVIARY BLAYNEY EDGAR CARROLL DOTT CRAWFORD ELIZABETH CRAWFORD VERA CUBBAGE IXIARGARET DECIIERD ANNA EVANS IVY EVANS TIIOS. GILMORE IVIAURINE GORRELL INIYRLE GORRELL THERON HOLMES VVILLIANNA HOLMES AUSTIN JONES INIARY RICILROY GRACE INICCORKLE IRA I-I. IVICCLYMONDS I-IUDERT MCDANIEL LEONARD PATTON :KATHARINE SUE PENICK IVIARGUERITE PILE NORWOOD READ AUBREY C. ROSS GEORGIA ROLOFSON ROBERT ROLOFSON CLARA SMITH SLOANE FVVHITSETT BESSIE VVILLIAMS EDWARD VVILLIAMS CLARENCE LARUE VVYLIE LARUE FRANK PRICE STORTS SWITZER NV. R VVEAVER FRANCIS YIEACLIE , I I 1 I I I, 'II II I I III ,I IIII ,III ,XI , HI II, I vii II III IV: III ' III Ig III Il r, II I IN I, It , , I , , V , I I ' 1, II II Q Ig, l II Ii I II I I I II II I, I, I , I I I I I . 1I I I II -It J I , I I 4 I I , I I I i I I , I X I I I I N I I I I I I I I I I III ,. . W.. W - 'Q Q l3-li-i-l-o-m-a-t-lm-e-a-n That's the way We spell it He1'e's the way We yell it PHILOMATHEAN ! ! l! Organized November 19th, 1908. Charter Members Francis F. Hawley, Marshall Mo. L. I. Farabee, Tina, Mo. Carl I. Duncan, Higbee, Mo. MQTTO- United We stand, divided We fall. COLORS-Black and White. A The Philos CARL l. DUNCAN, JAMES H. CRANK, Pl'6S1ClC1'1'E. T1'e35u1'e1', gi OTTQ F. sCHWEER, LEONARD V. HARRISGN Vice President. Secretary. Photo by McChesney. -A - ,...ff-..-- ..i-wiv' A. J, Q Y. M. C. A. FLOYD G.AUT.13l N President Trios. H. GILMORE Vice President A. BAIRD PARKS Secretary j'os131'H E. JOH NSTOB Usher AUBREY C. Ross Treasurer Y. W. C. A. ELLA RCJBISINS BLACK President EMMA RICKA iX'i.XR5CHXLL Vice P1 esiclent GEORGIA RoLoFsoN Secretary CECIL F1:ANCisCo T1 easurei Y. W. C. A. Cabinet Short l-fistory of theE5Y. C. A. Chairmen of Committees EDNA PTARRISON ' Social Committee Dori' CR.xvv1foRD Missionary Committee ELIZABETH COCI-IRAN Membership Committee ALICE lMfONTAGUE Intercollegiate Committee BE-ULAH GARRARD Sick and Relief Committee MARY BELLE I-IUFF Faculty Member TVTAZEE BRIDGES Rest Room Committee lXfTARlE GRIFFLTH Poster Committee CLARA SMITH Nominating Committee TWARGUERITE Pius Music The motto of the Association is To make Christ real to every girlf' This neces- sitates not only high ideals, but practical every day living. So it is fitting that every morn- ing the day is begun by the girls meeting to- gether for devotional services. Love is the keynote of religion, so the Y. W. C. A. strives to make this the corner stone on which rests all its work. Love for the same Savior, love for the same work, and love for one another establishes bonds among the girls that are not broken, although many miles apart they may wander. ' A The main feature of the Y. W. C. A. is the morning meeting. Although discourage- ments and drawbacks arise from time to time, the value to those attending can never bc reckoned. What Will reach one girl 's heart may not affect another, so the meet- ings are planned to vary, thereby hoping to touch the sympathetic chord in every heart. A sketch of the Y. VV. C. A. would not be complete without mention of the Mission Study Class. As Mrs. Siler, the leader, conducts the class, the work is not only an inspiration spiritually, but it is also very instructive. Every meeting is a surprise in the novel Way the lesson is studied. Mrs. Siler believes All work and no play makes jack a dull boy is equally as true with girls, so the few moments at each meeting spent in a social way lightens the grind that follows in the form of school work. The book that is studied is 'fThe Uplift of China. The Y. W. C. A. hopes, by prohting by its mistakes in the past and glorify- ing in its success to press forward to a higher mark in the years that are to f011OW. DOTT CRAWFORD. Photo by McChesney. u , f, f , I . X . 1 Y. M. C, A. Cabinet, Young lVlenis Christian Association Cabinet for 1910-1911 FLOYD GAULDIN, Marshall, Mo ........... ...... P resident THOS. H. GILMORE, Carthage, Mo .... .... V ice President A. BAIRD PARKS, Chelsea, Okla.. .. ...... Secretary AUBREY C. ROSS, Atlanta, Mo. ....... ,,,, ' F1-eagurey JOSEPH E. JOHNSTON, Ozark, Ark... .......... Usher Prof. V. R. Stephens, Marshall, Mo.. .. .... Faculty Member Chairmen of Committees. JosEPH H. VERTREEs, Membership , I W. R. V.xNBUsK1RK,V Bible Study JOSEPH E. Tomi, Missionary Cain. O. Hi'XMI.IN, Social JAMES A. MCANINCH, Sick and Relief HUBERT NTCDANIEL, Lecture Course l J. C. HOLLYMAN, Lecture Course Mgr. The work of the Y. M. C. A. during the past Association year has been most successful in all respects. Under the leadership of Mr. Gauldin all the departments have kept up the pace set by the preceding years and in several cases have grown considerably. A The religious standard of the school was raised very much through the series of meetings held by VValter F. Bradley, a graduate of Missouri Valley in '07, and Cumberland Theological Seminary in '10, Dr. Black's parting words to Bradley were: 'fWe expect great things of you. He has not been disap- pointed. Eleven boys and three girls of the college vowed to walk the straight and narrow path. The Association does not have charge of the physical as in the Railroad and City Associations, but from the fact that only two cases of illness of any serious nature were reported last year, an inference can be drawn as to the manner in which that part of the work is being taken care of. The aid not being needed in the college, the sick and relief committee saw fit to use the money allotted to them for that purpose, to help some of the poor families of the town. 72 C THE SABIDURIA The enrollment of the Association is sixty-one boys out of seventy-five in school. Twenty-five were enrolled in Mission Study after the first half of the school year. The rest of the year will be taken in courses of systematic Bible Study. Sixteen have enrolled for this work so far. In the social way, the usual stag social was held in the Association hall the Hth of September. The usual welcoming talks were made by the ,Association and Faculty, after which a feast of some of Professor Grube's home-grown waterinelons was enjoyed. The usual joint social with the girls was held at Dr. Black's the next week, in which each student ,niet all the rest. The crown- ing feature of the social way, however, was the Annual Banquet held at the Hotel Ruff. Three weeks before the banquet, each man of the Association was chosen on one of two sides, Reds and Blues, and a contest was held to increase the interests of the Association, attendance, membership and finances. The Reds were victoriousand the Blues were allowed to pay for a portion of the Reds' plate. Dr. A. Ross Hill, president of the State University, was the principal speaker of the evening. Mr. H. S. Conrad, of the class of '97, was chosen toast- master. After the speeches by Dr. Hill and Dr. Black, talks from members of the faculty, men of the town, and music by the quartette and Prof. Place were enjoyed and all left at 2:30 A. M. wishing for more. The lastlfeature of the year's work, which has just been completed, was the installation of seventy-live opera chairs in the Association Hall at an expense of 320000. The officers for the coming year are: AUBREY C. ROSS, Atlanta, .Mo. .... ..... P resident JOHN A. DOAK, Chilhowe, Mo. ............. a... X fice President IRA H. McCLYMONDS, Slippery Rock, Pa. .... ..... S ecretary JOSEPH F.. JOHNSTON, Ozark, Ark. ....... ..... T reasurer DAVID FITZGERALD, Arlington, Tex.. .. ........... Usher PROF. S. R. MYERS, ................ ...Faculty Member Chairmen of Committees. Q THos. H. GILMORE, Bible Study U JOSEPH E. TOPE, Religious ' JosEPH H. Vanrizizns, Missionary W.xLI..xcE E. GRUBE, Sick and Relief NoRwooD READ, Auditing JAMES H. CRANK, Social JOHN A. DOAK, Lecture Course Z. R. VVALL, Membership ARCH G. lX'TCNEEI,Y, Book Exchange. 11.1 H EDITOR lllli? Mildred Taylor, Literary Editor Anna Mae Evans, Artist joseph H, Vertrees, Advertising Manager Joseph M. King, Foreign Advertising Man Myrtle Moore, Poet ager Carl I. Duncan, Business Manager Charlotte Bohn, Humorist William Y., Lockridge, Editor-In-Chief A Photo by MeChesney. Editorials WHY AFRESHMAN ln the years past, it has been customary as in most other schools for the junior class to publish the Year- DOOK book, but this year the junior class has fallen from grace and entrusted the publishing of the Annual to their superiors. Are we correct when we say superiors? Yes, for they acknowl- edged early in the season that it was too big an undertaking for their shallow brains to attempt. The Sabiduria is something that should not be neglected for it is an exact portrayer of the student lift, a means of giving an intelligent conception of all college life embraces. There is nothing that will awaken pleasant memories so well as a Yearbook. A year should never be allowed to pass without one and we hope the students will wake up in the future and push forward its publica- tion. Seeing that the juniors were not willing to put forth a little exertion, and realizing the real significance of an Annual, and hearing the demands from the students for one, the Freshman class immediately agreed to publish this volume. It is for these reasons that 'KSABIDURIA lat appears on the front cover. We have not tried to outdo our predecessors by enlarging the-book, 'neither have we tried to raise the standard, for we believe the preceding volumes have come up to the standard of any College Annual in the State published by a school of this size. We have added only such things as will make our Annual up-to-date and keep it in the class of the Annuals of our neighboring schools. We hope we have pleased you as we have spent many hours of hard toil in endeavoring to do so. However, if it should not happen to meet with your ap- proval in every way, just ask yourself this' one question: Did I contribute any- thing towards making it a success ?l' VVe will have to acknowledge that the Literary Depart- LITERARY ment is not as complete as it should be. We do not feel DEPARTMENT we should be blamed for this as it is almost impossible for the staff to write a Sabiduria from the first page to the last page. You are expected to make contributions and suggestions from time to time and work with us, and we hope you will bear this in mind when our successors follow in our footsteps. As as inducement we offered a prize of 35.00 for the best poem and 35.00 for the best story and when the contest closed, if we had set fire to the material turned in, it would not have illuminated a cigar box, so few were the entries. This accounts for the deficiency in this department. However, we hope the stories and poems we have published meet with your approval as we believe them to be up to the standard of the year book articles. Friends, if in these pages you feel you have been knocked on too hard, please overlook it and take it KNQCKS good-naturedly, as we are sure the author did not aim to excite your wrath. VVe have endeavored to give at least one rap to every student in school, so if you feel you have been knocked too hard, just be patient, and probably you will have an opportunity to return it DEPARTMENT OF some day. 1 - -THE DEUTAI Q I vNvvvvvvvvvv wwmvvvvwNw VOLUME XIII JANUARY, 1911 NUMBER 4 Published awllarshall, Mo., every month daring school year ' I -lBY'-- ' Hamlin Qzfzsiness Manager I Societies of .Missouri Valley College f TORIAL STAFF- A Skirk af ,L Local Q7 Address Literary CODITlbUll0DS to Marg Address Business Communications to CARL , MO. Entered as Secnd-Class Matter. July 31. 1909. at the Undel the Act of Congress, oi March 3, M ...-.-- Carl O. Hamlin, Business Manager. William Rily VanBuskirk, Editor-In-Chief. SUBSCRIBE FOR THE DELTA Photo by McChesney. ' I v 1mJ'!'v'1 y--v-!Cr1 - br MA- , l f 'L Vvvv 1 - ig.-V 5- lx f '4 Q l1,,, 5'9 It-.iv ,yum-f :':1,, i Y'Ax , ,I .' un. ',n l.-1' H-' nn::.':..' as-5 if 21?-'ff' , .,-'- 1'f':,,. 9 - ' 11 A-'Z ff . 445,5- 5 v... 'f f 4 bf 15017005 ,fjadg 'S A, .g i A rmclw . '4 gf mfw - f -4 'f '1 mf'm4 ' Ml ld N' 51.4 ,Q A ' 4 R lt The Pilgrim TTTHE Praize Poem, BY NN. R. V,xNl5Us141RK. Throb, throb, throb, the moments pass me by And I but register and reply. Gone is the past, an endless, buried train-- Indelinite manifold, a linkless chain. Cry out my soul, for what can ever be Thou weary pilgrim on a boundless sea! Behind oblivion and before but hope, A vain ambition and a graspless grope! A taste of happiness, ,a breath of life, A losing struggle in a futile strife, And I look upward to a changeless face, Thou broadabysses of all-boundless space! LOST is my watch-wordg DQUBTING is my creed FATE holds my destiny, a thread indeed, With vast Eternities on every side Dim, distant, dawnless, stretching wide. II. A voice from EVERYWHERE in pleasing strain, A grand star-chorus and a golden train, And I look upward, taught to see and hear, And live, still listening with inclined ear. The voice, all silence, speaks but to command The twinkling firmament. O MIGHTY HAND! Thou art the harmony that holds the spheres, And swinging pendulum of Time and Years! Into 1ny being pours the silent voiceg The light is breaking, Q my soul rejoice! 0 sing, for singing gives the greater peace! O speak, for speaking does the faith increase! No broad abysses and no boundless space Shut out the glory or obscure the FACE. There are no Mysteries, No dark Unknown, I touch the Infinite, Am not alone, Allis F air in Love, War and Football A Prize Story-By Edna Mize Harrison. lt was the week of the big game, the game of the season, in fact, when everyone connected with the historic old college was filled with the spirit of foot- ball. This year would decide the championship between two of the foremost colleges of the land. The pride of Harvards team was Stanley Gray, who was all that could be desired in a football man physically and mentally, Besides being the best player on the team, he was one of the most popular fellows in school. The game was to be on Thursday, and in Mondayls practice Gray got knocked out and had to be taken from the field. But possessing such a splendid constitution he recovered in a comparatively short time and by Tuesday after- noon he was in shape 'again and appeared to possess his usual ability on the gridiron. Everything was going along beautifully, even the coach seemed to be vaguely conscious that nothing more could be expected of the boys and an expression almost human crossed his face, when he passed a group of townsmen and heard their sanguine expectation of the game. Cn 'Wednesday afternoon a large Knox car stopped at the Sigma Chi chapter house, and a vision enveloped in a gray motor coat, gloves and veil called for one Stanley Gray. That individual promptly appeared, lifted his hat, but attempt at conversation was cut short by a nod, indicating the back seat. The girl's face was shrouded by two thicknesses of chiffon, and it was a much perplexed young giant who settled himself in the back seat of the luxurious car. At first Stanley thought this might be his sister, who often drove her own big gray car, and ascribed her taciturnly to one of her various caprices. But a strand of fair hair that escaped the enveloping chiffon dispelled that illusion, for Helen, his sister, had dark, auburn tresses. They had gone several miles when the sound of acar approaching from the rear caused the girl to turn around. Stanley got a glimpse of her face, tho' partially concealed it is true by the chiffon, but the glimpse sufficed to show him that the young lady was not one of his acquaintances. VVell, it's extremely kind in this fair unknown, lim sure, to take so much interest in me, said the football hero, but what can be her object in sitting up there like a sphinx? VVhy can't she be sociable? lf she is daring enough to take a strange man joy-riding, she ought not mind a little conversation. Anyway, I'm going to take a chance on trying to dope out the meaning of all this. Then aloud, Beg pardon, I am extremely interested in this unexpected pleasure, but if you would condescend to offer a little explanation T would be very gratefulf, VVell, Stanley might as well have been addressing his remarks to the Hying landscape for all the recognition he got from the maiden in front. 80 THE SABIDURIA Now, this is not just what you would call encouraging, but perhaps she has lost her nerve after calling for me. I shall proceed with tact and discretionf' This car looks exactly like our new Knox. Wihat a lark to be given a joy- ride in my own car by a beautiful unknown. But I guess there is more than our 1910 model of this particular line of machines, still what in the deuce can be her object, especially since all the satisfaction I get out of it is an occasional glimpse of a few stray locks and yards of chiffonf' with such inward com- munings Stanley contented himself for a few minutes. She sure can handle a car, thought Stanley Gray, as they sped over the smooth pike road at the rate of about thirty-five miles an hour. In trying to fathom the mystery Stanley forgot that it was time for the last practice. There were several fine points that the coach was saving for this last practice so they would be fresh in the minds of the team. The boys were out ready and eager to play, and they sure did present an interesting picture of American manhood. U Wliere is Gray Pi' Bob Norman wanted to know, he's generally the first fellow out here. I Speaking of Gray,U said Drake, HI saw him get into a car with a girl about two hours ago. If that fellow fails to practice this afternoon assigning the cause to the eternal feminine, my faith in mankind will be shaken. Sadly and tragically as these words were spoken they were not received in a very serious spirit, the fact being that Drake himself was known as the heart- crusher, and it was always with difficulty that some of the team could drag him away from his worship at the shrine of some fair one. ' KiTl'lHt,S all right, said he of the fiirtatious propensities, I'm here and your woman-hater is not, a condition which is self-evident. They waited awhile, the coach becoming more impatient every moment, the absence of the best player from the last practice was something which could not be lightly passed over. G That's the first time I ever saw or heard of a girl make Gray break train- ing, the half-back, Johnston, remarked. p Finally they could wait no longer and Stanleyls sub was put in his place and practice began. . But to follow our' hero in his adventure. Stanley Gray had never cared much for the girls, other things appealed to him more, athletics, especially. This fact had only added interest to him in the eyes of the opposite sex, and many a girl had suddenly conceived an enthusiasm for football, just to see Stanley make his famous plays. . Something about the girl who was the cause of this adventure interested him, and he became -more and more anxious to see what she looked like. He tried .to devise various schemes to satisfy his curiosity, but none suited him. His innate courtesy would not permit him to rise up and stare at her, and he feared to attract her attention with the car going at such a rate of speed. So he contented himself with the thought that as everything must have an end, so TIIIG SABIDURIA 81 would this wild ride. Gray had not taken notice of the Hight of time. All at once .he thought to look at his watch. . f'Good heavens, it's time right now for me to be out on the held. I can never square myself with the team, and the coach is not the least to be reckoned with eitherfl , I beg your pardon, began Gray aloud, I have enjoyed the ride immensely, but I shall have to ,ask you to take me back to Cambridge, as I am due at practice right now. The girl made no motion to slacken the pace and turn the car around. Q11 the contrary, it seemed to Stanley, the big machine went all the faster. How in the dickens am I going to get back to schoolf' thought Gray. It wouldnyt do any good to jump out. I couldn't walk back, and anyway I'd prob- ably get my neck brokenf, I Then a happy thought came to him. Maybe she is going back by another road. I'm not so terribly familiar with this country myself, She may be taking a short cut to town. I hope to heaven she is, he added fervently. , He thought his desire was about to be realized as he saw in the distance forms which vaguely resembled buildings, which, indeed, they were. The car stopped in front, and the girl got out and hastened inside. A wild desire crossed Stanley's mind to take possession of the car and go back to Cambridge, but his chivalrous nature forbade anything like that. In a minute a professional serious looking man came out and requested Stanley to accompanyhim. Thoroughly mystihed our hero followed the man into the main building. ' Step this way, please, the man courteously asked him, which he promptly did. A He entered a small room and to his horror the walls were padded. Good Lord, if I haven't landed in a lunatic cell! Am I dreaming or is it possible that this is a sanitarium ?,' . M dear sir, began Stanley aloud, 'fthis is a great mistake, my being brought Y rs here. I may act like one demented at times, but I scarcely see how my conduct in the young ladyls car would lead her to think that I belong to such an institu- tion as thisf' All this time the physician was examining him trying to ascertain . ' 1 he exact nature of the malady He made several soothing remarks to Stan ey, t . which only served to arouse him to desperation. But I tell you, man, I'm no more crazy than you are. I'm due at football practice at Harvard right now. I'm Stanley Gray, the varsity fullback and we're going to have our game with Yale tomorrow. Donlt you know a sane man from a crazy one Pl' So violent did Gray become that the physician was con- vinced that he had come to the right place. The doctor left the room locking the door behind him. He found the girl and said to her: The young man you brought has not the symptoms of an n He savs he is Stanley Grav of Harvard. insane perso . , -S s . . u I P 01- bo , said the girl, he has the idea that his name is the same as 0 Y the Harvard fullback. He was very quiet on the way out, but at times he is very Viglent I am his sister, I am the only person who can approach him, but some- 82 THE SABIDURIA times he does not recognize me, as at present. It is very distressing to us all, his condition. Please let me know every day how he gets along. Here is my card. Good evening. Left alone Stanley decided that the best course for him to pursue was to be as quiet as possible under the circumstances. When the physician returned Gray said to him. See here, doctor, I can't imagine what object the young lady had in bring- ing me here, as I never saw her before that I know of, but if you will let me telegraph to my friends, I can prove my sanity in a very short time. The doctor was hnally persuaded to send a message to the Dean of the college. Imagine that worthyls astonishment on receiving the following message: Landed in Asberry Sanitarium. Please send proof of my sanity. Stanley Grayf' It was not long befor-e a message reached Gray: Coming D, I-I. Radford. In about two hours another car stopped before the Asberry Sanitarium, and two dignified men got out and entered the building. It was only a question of minutes until the college officials had convinced the head physician that Stanley was in his- right mind. ' So Gray was hurried back to I-Iarvard, none the worse for his remarkable adventure, and was in a large measure responsible for Harvard outscoring Yale. The mystery of the lady in gray was never solved. There were many differences of opinion on that subject, some of the fellows tried to convince Stanley it was a retribution for his indifference to the fair sexg others thought it was done on a dare, while still others made the profoundly improbable state- ment that it was a young boy masquerading as a girl, who thought that by Gray's absence from the game, the Yale team will stand a better show. Gray himself never expressed an opinion as to the young ladyis motive, but strange to say from this day forth he began to manifest an interest in maidens fairg his friends say he is secretly looking at some future time he may meet the author of his strange experience, and if he ever does, varied and interesting circumstances are promised. , The lmperturbable Graeme BY JAMES HAROLD CRANK. The crowds in the waiting room of the big department store were thinning rapidly. Through the two tall archways on the right a steady stream of worn and hungry shoppers was pouring with increasing volume every minute. Alice Mathews drew herself up from the comfortable depths of a leather rocker, where scarcely visible to the crowd she had been inspecting it with a keen pair of in- terested grey eyes. Turning towards the doorway she murmured .half anxiously, I wonder where they are going? , To lunch lv Alice echoed in surprise, reaching for her watch. The tiny gold hands were standing at twelve. Why, I didn't think, she broke off abruptly, and Tom was to be here at eleven. 1 Perhaps he's been detained, said the old lady sympathetically. Que can never tell-H But Alice had spied a well-known form in the throng. With a little bird-like hop she was on her feet and darting swiftly through the crowd. At the corner the figure turned to rest into the engulfing archway. What can he mean, she thought vexedly. 'fTom-Tom. Hey, there, an elderly gentleman at her elbow was making a fruitless dive for his glasses, if you keep that mad pace- But Alice had Hed by, ter- ribly mortiiied. Tom, why canlt he hear me ? She was gasping for breath now, but near enough to touch him. Tom,,' this time she clutched him wildly by the arm, and they were swept off with the crowd. At' the frantic tug at his elbow, the man turned quickly and Alice with a gasp of horror and dismay loosened her hold and stopped stock-still. Oh, I thought-I thoughtf' she began incoherently, then stopped at an amused twinkle in his eye. The blood rushed to her face and the angry tears sprang to her eyes. Pardon me, the man said quickly, I didn't mean to laugh. It all hap- pened in a second. The next minute the crowd was surging forward impatiently. Come, he said, taking her arm. Don't try to explain now. It's going to take all our surplus energy to make this jam. It's fierce, isn't it ? He laughed bo ishly and after a moment Alice joined him. Y . . His eyes are bluer than Tom's, she decided after a furtive scrutiny, and le's a little broader. Her eyes rested for a moment on the athletic shoulders 1 with frank admiration. Instinctively he turned and met her searching gaze. ' 1. Sl flt 1' l Alice blushed and then grew angry. He smiled humorousy ie e cimy that She was behaving like an idiot and he was treating her accordingly. 84 THE SAl3l.DU.H.IA They were at the end of the bridge now and in the tea room annex. The crowd broke as suddenly as a How of ice when it reaches the sea and has drifted off in every direction. Wfith calm assurance the man turned and threading his way carefully through the numerous groups of chatting lunchers brought her up to a spacious divan at one side. W'ith a sigh of relief, Alice sank into its faded rose depths. Tired? he asked sympathetically. Maybe T can find Toin-er-a the person whom you were looking for while you rest heref, Thank youf, Alice had been mustering her dignity since the blush. You neednt trouble yourself. Tt sounded unpardonably rude after she had said it and some such thought was reflected in the man's face. There wouldnlt be the slightest chance of finding himf' she added hastily. 'fl haven't the slightest idea myself where he is. lt's my brother. He promised to meet me at eleven and now itis- . Twelve-thirtyf' looking at his watch. He hastprobably been detained, now, and wonyt be here till afternoon. Alice eyed him skeptically. HSocial engagements very often have to be sacrificed to business, he said musingly. lt takes a girl a long time to find that out, sometimes. Alice was wonderingvwhether it was through any particular instance he had made the discovery or just a natural tendency on his part to philosophize, when she found herself asking: How did you know that it was business ?,' Guess work, partly, and a fondness for exercising certain theories of mine on observation. He came to the city today on business and you came along to shop, isn't it so P 1 'fWliat were some of your clews ?,' Alice asked, smiling. It's contrary to my custom to reveal those minute details, but if you insist,', he waved his hand resignedly, of course, I could never refuse a lady. Then I insist, Alice said laughingly. He looked at her quizzically. You won't be offended if the details are a trifle personal? Not at all, she answered with the gracious air of a queen, but for pity's sake, do go on. Canit you see l'm most consumed with curiosity ?U H H Ct Very well, he began with provoking calmness. There is number one, which is your method of conveying your chatelaine bag. Now, if you had been a city girl-J' r Let's have number twoj' Alice interrupted shortly. Number two, with apologies for any impression, flattering or otherwise which might be conveyed, was or rather is the a-er-a way you do your hairf, Uh.', Alice's hands flew involuntarily to her head. Then seeing the amused smile on her face, she dropped them, blushing furiously, I think you are the impolitest, impudentest person I ever met,', she blurted out angrily. There, I knew you would be madf' mockingly, but you insisted. lim not mad, Alice said indignantly. Not mad, oh my. I am glad I never saw you when you were, then. THE SABIDURIA 85 'tYou will in just a minute, if you aren't more particular about what you say. Her voice had become dangerously calm. The man gazed at her wonderingly for a minute, then said courteously :. I beg your pardon, 1 am afraid 1 was rude. T You undoubtedly were, Alice snapped, only half appeased. 4'VVhewfee, what a little spitfiref' Thank you, sarcastically. ni But I think, 'after all, I rather like you. f'Really? ll-low condescending of you. There was a world of irony in her voice., l'd like most awfully to have you lunch with mef, Alice shrugged her shoulders ever so slightly. I must be going. Tom- Then you won't go to lunch with me P Certainly not, she answered decidedly. l'd feel awfully honored, he pressed. A friend whom I was expecting disappointed me. liut if you were to come now-l' He paused eloquently to let her consider. ' HI don't think it would be exactly pr-operf' she said finally, pursing her lips into a papa, prun-es, powder, and prisms' pucker and looking very prim. The man laughed. Uh, according to My Lady and her Laws of Etiquette, you should have snubbed me hours ago. I know itf' she replied, looking really distressed, and I tried awfully, but you just wouldntt be.', ''VVell-hear-that-now, in a tone of genuine surprise. Wliat, my dear Miss Propriety, do you think My Lady would have said could she have seen a certain fervent clasp you gave a strange gentleman not so many hours ago ?U HI think you are horrid, said Alice, saucily thrusting out her tongue at him, that was all a mistake. ' 4 , And this, said her tormenter gravely, His the result of a mistake. Come on, let's go to lunch. lt's nearly one, and l'm almost starved. 'fWe-ell, Alice hesitated, then added demurely, If youtll promise to tell me how city girls fixtheir hair and carry their chatelaine bags. That I will, the man answered, as he led the way down a long aisle of soft red velvet. On either side the tables sparkled temptingly with cut glass and silver. Tantalizing odors floated up from some unknown realm, and as Alice got a sudden whiff of fresh rolls, she became conscious of a delicious little pang of hunger. Halfway down the aisl-e the man paused. Witli a keen glance his eyes swept over the groups of tables and their occupants till they rested with unwavering certainty on one SPO? This wayf' he said, guiding Alice to a small corner almost concealed by banks of palms and ferns. ln the center a miniature fountain splashed musically over a heap of cool, grey stones. Along the sides of the walls and above. on an elabofaie work of ceiling, soft, green moss and trailing ivy had curled them- gelveg in graceful festoons. On the whole, it was as picturesque a little sylvan Scene as man could contrive without the aid of nature. l ll in li, r, if ihli '- WU . if ll gil ill .ill I ,gli I lil i ill 1 i ui -I 1 ii if .4 i,i .W ,,, lr ii we .1 Ji . i I. H si' ,. ll 86 I THE SABIDURIA Oh, how perfectly beautiful, Alice exclaimed, clasping her hands ecstatically. Isn't it, though, he answered, delighted at her spontaneity. He drew back her chair and as he turned to seat himself bowed to someone at the table next to them. Involuntarily, Alice looked that way. A man was sitting there with a girl in soft grey broadcloth. Her strictly patrician type of beauty was set off with startling vividness against the dark, rich red of the wall behind her. Her eyes were deep grey and the faint tint of rose in the delicate cream of her complexion blended softly with the dusky black hair. Alice watched her fasci- hated. The girl glanced carelessly her way. Noting her intense gaze, she paused and stared a calm, well-bred stare of utter indifference, but so prolonged and fixed as to amount to almost impertinence. As Alice turned quickly she thought she caught a low note of laughter. The color sprang to her face, and to hide her confusion she bent swiftly and picked up her handkerchief. This time she was quite sure she heard a soft, musical laugh. She turned to her companion wonder- ing whether he had noticed it, but he was apparently absorbed in his menu. I want your help, he said, looking up suddenly, Hshall I- Anything, she interrupted listlessly. The zest of the adventure had sud- denly departed. I But you- Anything, I don't care. Please go onf' She was wondering vaguely how much he knew of the girl in grey and if there was any way of finding out. He watched her, puzzled for a moment, then turned and gave the order to the waitress. 'fNow, coming backtto Alice, I think it's about time I was learning your name. Mine is Graeme, Howard Graeme. , lVIine is Ashley, Alice announced calmly, Hand Margaret is my first. Long afterwards she wondered from what remote cavity it had popped. just now she was considering without the faintest flicker of conscience the contingency of Graeme's ever discovering that she lied and what he would think if he did. Of course, he never would, but then if he should he cou1dn't help but wonder Why, and why did she? Se began to wonder herself. ' Graeme's voice aroused her from her revery. You don't suppose Ashley is worrying about you ? 'fWho ? Alice asked wonderingly. Your brother, didn't you say- ?,' Oh, she murmured with a slight blush, No, I don't suppose-er-I hope not. , By the way, have another roll-does he look so very much like me ? Yes, only- , Only what, he asked quickly. , CJnly you're quite a bit handsomerf' sh-e finished audaciously. Graeme was embarrassed and could not conceal it. The color mounted swiftly to his fore- head as Alice laughed and clapped her hands gleefully. Their voices rang out merrily across the tea tables. For a second Alice was conscious that the girl T-HE SABIDURIA 87 inugrey had looked towards them curiously, then she banished her from her mind. You haven't told me how the city girls do their hair yet, she reminded him. No, I am afraid to attempt it. It takes a society editor to do them justice. But you have only to open your eyes if you want to know. They are on all sides of you. That lady in green, there, at the third table, is straight from Paris. La mode de Paris radiates from th-e tip of her polished nails to the toe of her satin boot. The strawberry blonde at her right is also a late arrival. Her coif- fure, I believe, is strictly the latest. Alice had been following him -eagerly, and as he finished. asked quickly: 6'And the lady in grey, who-a-what-is, is she ?', 'fThe lady in grey,', Graeme's eyes narrowed inscrutably. An up-to-date lady of today, wouldn't you call her? Let me order you another ice ?,' No, thank ou, she answered quickly. As slight as the rebuff was she had felt it. The lunch was delightful, Mr. Graeme, and I've enjoyed it im- mensely, but I must be going to my lost brother now.', She arose and Graeme followed. You must let me take you back to the parlors. There is such a rush on the bridge just now that you couldn't possibly get over. We'll take an elevator to the first floor. If you will wait here just a minutef' I-Ie turned and made his way to the cashier's desk. Alice leaned back wearily against the iron railing and waited. The crowds from the elevators were pushing up from all sides and she was in danger of being caught in their resistless stream and swept away. She was hugging the rail tightly and trying to keep her balance, when she heard a voice at her elbow, saying: Then you didn't lunch with Howard ? No, another voice answered, Nelson was back and so charmingly ir- resistible- Alice could not see her, but she knew it was the girl in grey. I see, the other answered tersely. Nelson was a friend of hers also. The girl in grey continued: It's high time I was rousing some fire in the depths of the imperturable Graeme. She laughed that low, musical sound that Alice had heard before. He was sitting near us with une clzeiie petite eiifaiit. I can't imagine where he picked her up. Probably a specimen for one of his sociological experiments. just the same, my dear, the Graeme knows the game, too, and you-I' but their voices had drifted away in the murmur of the crowd. Alice became suddenly erect, her hands clasped tightly behind her and two bright, scarlet spots burning each cheek. Uiie petite enfaiit-indeed. She bit her lips to keep back the tears. One thing was clear, she must get away before Graeme returned. Rising on tiptoes she took a hasty survey of the crowd. For one fleeting second she had a glimpse of his broad shoulders towering above the surging mass around him, then she had turned, panic-stricken, to flee. The door of the elevator stood open. 88 THE SABIDURIA Going down, the boy called. Wlith a sigh of relief she slipped inside. In one upward glance she caught sight of Graeme's astonished countenance, staring down at her through the bars. The next minute they were on the main floor. She wandered about aimlessly for a few minutes then recognizing the broad staircase that led to the parlors, she walked slowly towards them. At the corner she turned and came face to face with Howard Graeme. VVhy, how in the world,', she began. f'The same way you did,', with a suspicion of a twinkle in his eyes. Don't you think I deserve some sort of an explanation at being run off from in this abrupt fashion FU h p V Alice ignored the question. I am going to the parlors. I you any further, Mr. Graeme. I was to go with you, he persisted, you haven't forgotten ? Not at all, she flashed back instantly, I haveisimply changed my mindf' shall not trouble You--don't-say-so,', he answered, imitating her with a mocking little pause between each word that set her blood boiling. Might I inquire what has caused this sudden-er-a-remarkable change ? Alice turned to go, then stopped irresolutely. Turning back to Graeme, she laughed a low, mocking laugh that sounded strangely familiar. I thought it high time that someone was rousing the latent fire in the depths of the imperturbable Graeme. Again that low musical laugh. For a moment he stared at her in amazement, then burst into a shout of laughter. Say, that was superb. Ainslee herself couldn't have done it better. How did-U Wa.it, she said imperatively, Such mic shcrie petite enfcmt. I ean't imagine where he picked her up. Probably- she paused and continued sweetly in her own tones, a specimen for one of his sociological experimentsf' Graeme flushed and Alice smiled. . Is it so ? she asked abruptly. By all that is holy I swear it is not,', he answered quickly and with an earnestness that surprised her. Then they both laughed 3 Graeme until Alice had to plead with him to stop. y People are staring at you, she said nervously. At the same time she felt relieved, just a little, that he didn't care. I see nowf' he was regarding her quizzically as they started for the stairs, it is all becoming comprehensible, that sudden change 'of yours-- I didn't exactly care to be second fiddle, she answered, dimpling. Nobody wanted you for second f1ddle,', he retorted, almost tenderly. As far as Ilm concerned you can play first always. But Alice turned away hurriedly, avoiding his eyes. We must hurry. Poor Tom, Ilm afraid he's nearly distracted. They had reached the top step and her eyes flew swiftly to her former resting place. There he isf, she exclaimed, flying ahead and into the arms of a tall, young man who was pacing nervously to and fro. THE SABIDURIA 89 4'Tliank heavens, Alicef' the tall, young man held her close. VVhere in the name- Uh, Toni,', she drew away quickly, this is Mr-U c'VVhy, Howard Graeme! Tom almost shouted, pushing Alice hastily aside and springing forward. 'fMathews,', said the other, wringing his hand in astonishment. VVhO would have imagined--H My, but Fm glad to see you,', Tom broke in delightedly. Tom, said his sisterdemurely, 'fwhere do I come in ? Tom turned to her with a grin. This is my sister Alice, Graemef' Alice !', Alice grew charmingly red. K! KK I was Miss Margaret Ashley, Tom. VVhat did you go and destroy me for? VVhat the deuce do you mean ?'l he stared at her in amazement. Gh, it's just a little joke of Miss Ash--er that is Mathews and minef, Graeme answered with a laugh. f'But come on, you've both got to go out home Cs' with me. I won't take no for an answer. The mater would never forgive me if she knew Tom Mathews was in the city and didnlt come out to see her,', and the look that he gave Tonils sister behind Tom,s back was more convincing still. HYOL1 aren't the only person with a score to settle, he said aside to her as they started down the stairs. I guess we had better call it quits, said that young person astutely. No you don't, Graeme answered emphatically, and for the third time that day Alice blushed. V I I I 1 3 1 I I I E ii E I 1 I I l i n l l Q, li I- I ll I r 3 Kismet BY MARGUERITE DowNs, '13. The great specialist sat in his office gazing rather humorously at the nervous man of millions who sat before him. There is no use balking, you must follow my prescription, and after all, it's a simple one, go off to some summer resort in the mountains, let your nerves relax, and your mind forget Wall Street and your 'business affairsf' The man before him stirred restlessly. Doctor, I haven't the time to think of running away and giving my old enemy, Sam Gray, a clear field, I can't do it. Can't you give me something to help me get well ? Dr. Farrington shook his head. You must have absolute rest. Mr. Galvin bit his lip impatiently, VVell, if I must, I suppose I might as well go at once. Have you any place you could suggest ? Yes, I think Sulphur Springs among the mountains of Tennessee is the very place for you, fashionable, yet quiet, you can there be almost a hermit if you wish. . Very well, I shall leave Friday, Mr. Galvin replied, and rising left the office. At 30 he was a self-made man, a comparatively few years before this having been a man of only moderate means. I-Ie was one of the few whom fickle Wall Street favored and as a broker had amassed millions, but nature resented the burden put upon it by the active mind of the man, and when our story opens he was on the eve of nervous prostration. During his years of money-making he had never married, in fact, pretended to be a woman-hater. On the veranda of the Athens,', the largest hotel in Sulphur Springs, the guests after dinner one hot, sultry day were gathered in groups chatting gaily. By far the largest group surrounded Miss Mary Bob Lindsay, who was noted for her beauty throughout her native state of Tennessee. just at present Miss Lindsay, daintily dressed in white, was reclining in an easy chair with rather a scornful smile on her pretty lips. A - Oh, my, what a catch, Miss Brown was saying, and he is positively good looking, too, but what a bear! I wore my prettiest dress this morning and when he entered the dining-room gave him my sweetest smile and he hardly looked at me. I Here Miss Lindsay interrupted, You needn't suppose you can capture a man like Mr. Galvin with 'Chessy Cat' smiles, poor man, he isn,t here to pay court to all the girls he sees, but to rest. But, say, said John I-Ialcom, don't you think he is awfully unsocial? He has been here a week and he has hardly exchanged words with any of us. THE SABIDURIA 91 - Miss Lindsay looked thoughtfully down across the lawn to the cottage where the subject of their conversation was calmly smoking. 'KI wonder if he wouldn't like to join us now, she said. Suppose you ask him, Miss Brown suggested maliciously, not having re- covered from the inference to Cheshire cats made by Miss Lindsay. Miss Lindsay glanced at her calmly, I believe I will,U she said, and, rising, she shook out her skirts and had descended the steps before the astonished group had realized what she intended doing. Breathlessly they watched her cross to the cottage, and half expecting the man there to annihilate her, were surprised to see him rise, lay aside his cigar, and push forward a rocker for Miss Lindsay, into which, after a scarcely perceptible hesitation, she sank gracefully. Although the crowd on the porch were used to Miss Lindsay's daring, they looked at one another in amazement and John I-Ialcom ejaculated explosively, Well, I never! Meanwhile, on the cottage porch Miss Lindsay was saying somewhat timidly -her bravery having gradually evaporated during her progress across the lawn- You looked so lonesome, Mr. Galvin, I thought I would come over and ask you to join us. Wfe are rather a jolly bunch and will be glad to have you. Thank you, very much,', Mr. Galvin replied, but at present I feel like I would throw a damper over your fun, some other time I will accept your kind invitationf, Sulphur Springs is rather a dead place and you mustn't let yourself get dull just because you are a stranger, answered Miss Lindsay, Hand I will in- troduce you to everybody and see that the girls let you alone. How shall I repay your protection of me P' asked Mr. Galvin, an amused smile curving his lips, 'lthere seem to be no greenhouse or ice-cream parlors here. We have a livery stable, suggested Miss Lindsay, rising to go. May I have the pleasure of a drive with you tomorrow afternoon ? asked Mr. Galvin. I shall be pleased to gof, she answered, and with a bow was gone. Mr. Galvin looked up at her a few moments thoughtfully and then resumed the afore- said cigar. Miss Lindsay, somewhat Hushed with the success of her mission, ascended the hotel steps to be surrounded by her friends with a volley of questions, Was he nice to you ?'l What did he have to say ? 'iIs he going to come over P etc. She looked around her and said calmly as she made her way to the entrance, I assure you he doesn't bite and he is going to take me driving tomorrow after- noon, and without stopping to observe the effect of her words she escaped upstairs. The drive next afternoon proved very pleasant for Mr. Galvin, for the beautiful brunette with her charm and vivacious ways proved a pleasing com- panion. Before leaving her he had planned another drive, and so began a series of drives, excursions to the mountains, picnics, etc. They got to be the best of friends and Mr. Galvin soon found himself telling her of his life and of some of his ambitions and day dreams. One of which was some day-when he had amassed all the money he wanted-to come to Sulphur Springs and there among I fi rx A-fn-.Tw i if I 5 i ll s 2 . 1 Z E, l l i I 5 .1 E Q l Q 7 i , I , I 1 M ,Ill l I l l I I l ll f4 -i I ,l i ii w l 92 THE SABIDURIA the mountains to build a palatial home in which to spend the rest of his life. Miss Lindsay was enthusiastic over his plans and offered her asssitance in select- ing a site for his dream home. On one of their long drives she had mentioned a Mr. Marshall several times, and Mr. Galvin, with a strange contraction of his heart, had asked who Mr. lXIarshall was ? Uh, he is the oldest friend I have, she said. 'fVVe went to school together as little children and since we have grown older, Tommy comes to see me every week when I am at home? Mr. Galvin, with a feeble attempt at a smile, asked, just an old friend, is he Fl' Well, yes, I love Tommy, though, and every time he has come to see me in the last two years he has proposed, but he is too poor for us to marry, he only gets a small salary for punching tickets in a railroad office, and besides I don't know whether I want to marry him or notf' VVith this Mr. Galvin had to be content. His month of vacation was over and he felt well and strong, yet he lingered in Sulphur Springs scarce knowing why himself. Back in New York, Dr. Farrington read Galvin's letters full of enthusiastic description of Sulphur Springs with an amused smile and wondered, What woman was back of it. One Saturday Miss Lindsay said she was expecting Mr. Marshall that aft- ernoon to stay over Sunday, and would have to forego her ride for that day. Galvin sulkily withdrew to his cottage and smoked in moody silence, busy with his own thoughts. Several hours later he saw a tall, slender fellow ascend the steps and Miss Lindsay advance to meet him. At different times during the day he saw them walking slowly about or sitting on the veranda talking earnestly, and his heart rankled with jealousy. Next morning he saw them start for church, Miss Lindsay dressed in blue and carrying a blue parasol. I-Ie wondered why Sulphur Springs suddenly lost its glamour and appeared so common place. This feeling of having lost some- thing increased after dinner, when he caught a glimpse of a masculine form and a blue dress moving off under the trees for a quiet stroll. That night Mr. Marshall left. - ...: 1: :if :xc sk . bi: 4: :mc Next morning as Miss Lindsay stepped out on the porch for a breath of air before breakfast she was astonished to see Mr. Galvin approaching the hotel followed by a darkey with two suitcases. He ascended the steps and came straight to her. She recognized a subtle change in the man she had known nearly two months, an alertness, a quickness of movement she had not seen before. I-Ie came straight to her holding out a telegram. As you see,', he said, my old-time enemy, Sam Gray, has taken advantage of my absence to clean me out. The bottom has dropped out of the market and I am nearly pennilessf' Uh, Mr. Galvin, I am so sorryf' she began-but he interrupted. Oh, that's alright, I will make it all back in a few months, and when I do I am coming . T II -IQ S A li ,lc D U li all A 933 back for you. I have found out you are the one woman in the world for me and I ' V pi 1 V - . I . need you. I shall make my dream house a reality if you will let me, Wonlt you marry me F' Miss Lindsay had tried to stop his hot flow of Words and now she looked at him with infinite pity in her eyes. I am so sorry, I didn't know you cared in that way, and since Tommy- Mr. Marshall, I mean, has been here, we have come to an understanding and I have found out I had loved him all the time. XVon't you forgive me ?U Mr. Galvin raised her outstretched hand to his lips, and only his eyes be- trayed the pain at his heart. Of course I forgive youg there is really nothing to forgive. I have a stand- in with some of the railroad officials and when I get back to New York will see what I can do to get Mr. Marshall promoted from that ticket-punching job. I hope you will be very happy. Good-bye, she said, 'ftake my best wishes with you for your business suc- cess and when you have thinffs straifrhtened out 0' ' th I 1 to visit-us. g g again, at yy ou d be a good time So the Great Game plays on. P my 5 I f' '29 i A Courtship in Three Acts Folks have always accused mc of being a whimsical creature and one of my freakish fancies has been to write the story of my courtship, from Alpha to Omega, as well as I can remember it, and truly, the remembering of it isn't likely to be a hard task, because being wooed and wed isn,t exactly an unimportant event in a woman's life. To plunge at once into this short-and-sweet love affair, I had been visiting at my uncle's in the country for about a week Qthe city with all its bustle and confusion having nearly shattered my nervous systemj, when one evening at the supper table Uncle Dan announced that Phil Harding had returned from the West. I didn't know Phil Harding, and, what was more to the point, I didn't want to, as one of my reasons for leaving the city was to escape the ever Qand sometimes tiresomelyj present male sex. Wliat was my conster- nation when I discovered that my designing relatives were plotting a match be- tween myself and the aforesaid Philip Harding! After I had conventionally collapsed and recovered, I found that I possessed a positive aversion to the man, I knew I'd hate him and I wanted never to set eyes on his face. Actually the feeling of repulsion grew so strong and overpowering that I lost sleep over the matter, and half my visit was spoiled, I thought. One day I picked up a book and strolled out to the orchard to munch apples and enjoy myself generally. Perched on a comfortable limb of the gnarledest tree there, I had almost forgotten all my trials, even to the troublesome' Harding man, when the rustling of leaves and snapping of twigs told the approach of some one. Peering down I saw a --broad shoulders, carelessly erect, thick dark hair in a tion, and a long swinging stride, he was clad in a loose in collar, khaki trousers, and cowhide boots, I couldn't but it was a beautiful shade of brown and I thought his disturbed me and fore- man, and such a man! slightly rumpled condi- blue shirt with turned- see his face very well, chin looked square and set, I hoped his eyes were brown-that really seemed the only color that would suit him. I knew he must be the Phil that had been driving me distracted, and in spite of his attractive face and physique, I hardly admired him at all, but, on the contrary, my dislike increased. Truth to tell, I must have been a vain creature and my pride was hurt at knowing that there was a man to whom I was not considered superior. Anxious to avoid being seen, I shifted my position, but as I was, of course, rather excited, somehow QI lost my footing, failed to clutch the provoking old limb and fell kerplunk at the very feet of my enemy. His astonishment was only equaled by my chagrin, and I smile now at thinking of the expressions depicted on our respective countenances, but he managed to help me to my feet, brush the trabb from my skirt and to ask with a great show of concern, Oh, are you hurt -badly ? No, I managed to stammerf' not in the leastg it was so stupid of me- b but what I deserve for such childish behavior. I never was-ouch I for I had I I I I I I I I I 4 THE SABIDURIA 95 borne all my weight on one foot and discovered that it did hurt and that most woefully. You've sprained your ankle, he said, really anxiously, and taking his handkerchief, bound it deftly and tightly around my poor swollen foot. There! That may be a little better, d 'l you, lean heavily on it. an pei iaps my arm will be of some assistance to I smiled at him, although rather painfully, Qone must show some Gratitude lj 23 and remarked, You are very kind, I really donlt know what I should have done without your help for my ankle is paining me very muchf' forgetting entirely that if he hadn't put in such a startling appearance, I would still be reposing safely on the bough. By the way, at first I was disappointed to find that his eyes were grey, but after due deliberation, came to the decision that no manner of brown eyes could be so satisfactory as those kind, honest, piercing grey ones that smiled so pleas- antly into mine. For a perfectly abominable person, I had to confess that he did have unusual eyes. I am glad if I have been of service to you, he rejoined, this voice was agreeable, too.j I am afraid you wouldnit have made much progress to your home with a foot like that. I-Iow did you happen to fall, anyhow? You seemed to have a pretty secure seat. It was all my horrid clumsiness, I answered, in the most disgusted tones, of course being unwilling to let the gentleman know that he had anything to do with my discomnted precipitation. 'fNot being a bird, I should have had better sense than to try to flit around in a tree, and I'll never to it again. '4Indeed, and you are not awkward, Miss Lathrop, Qso he knew my name! How in the worldj he protested gallantly. And if you will excuse the slangy comparison, although you are not a bird, you are certainly a 'peach,' so you have a perfect right to perch in a tree, the only mistake you made was in choosing an apple tree. That was gracefully said, I acknowledged, blushing, pleased in spite of myself. Don,t be afraid to trust your weight to my arm, he said, I assure you I'm able to stand it, by the bye, you must not think that the sprain is so dread- fully serious, I don't at all, but you just must be careful. He was right, the sprain proved to be a slight one and I was only confined to the house a week, during which time, Mr. Harding called to see how I was several times. However, I wouldn't see him but once, to Aunt Lizzie's sorrow, and only then because I knew he couldn't stay long. If I had been able to lik him, I would have enjoyed his breezy conversation, that was literally brimming over with fun and common sense. A lovely creek runs through Uncle Dan's farm and I have spent some of the happiest hours of my visit, roaming around along the green banks, hunting flowers, skipping stones and sometimes venturing to wade in the shallow parts. My joy was supreme when that beloved old uncle of mine purchased a skiff for mv own special benefit, and taught me to row, and many were the jolly lqgurg 'I spent rowing up stream, floating down, and in the meantime acquiring a healthy coat of tan and a good supply of muscle. 6 96 TIIE SAIBIDURIA On a lazy july afternoon I was sluggishly oaring around promiscuously, not caring whither I sailed, when I saw with alarm several sharp snags only a few feet from me, and to my distress I saw that I had gone beyond my usual limits and was swiftly nearing the rapids, a most dangerous part of the stream. Frightened though I was, I began tugging frantically at the oars, and hav-- ing succeeded in steering my small craft away from the danger, was beginning to feel pretty safe when cra-a-ck! I heard an ominous snap and the next moment I was plunged into the eddying current. I screamed once as I went down, then when my head bobbed to the surface made a wild grab and, seizing some slippery roots, held to them for dear life. Although they seemed small aid, like the proverbial drowning man, I swung on to my straw, screaming more desperately than ever and doing my best to tread water, but had just made up my mind that I could never get to shore alive when I heard a voice shout encouragingly, I-Iold on a little longer! You're doing bravely! Hold on, jane!', . just the bare utterance of my name gave me the strength to get a firmer grip on the roots and I clung there, almost unconscious and completely blinded by the dashing spray. The next thing I knew I was sitting on the bank with my head on Philip I-Iarding's shoulder, crying quarts of brine down his neck, like a silly baby. And he-Oh, he was very self-possessed and in the sweetest voice talked to me and soothed me until I had become calm enough to realize that if I remained in his arms much longer, I'd be in a fair way to forgetting how much I hated him. He didn't seem any more anxious to remain in that position than I, however, for as soon as I began to show signs of recovery, he jerked me to my feet, saying briskly, Off to the house now-we have no time to waste. VVaste! Well, I like that! Because we are both like drowned rats. Come on, Miss Lathrop! Run Il' So I was Miss Lathropl' again, was I? I perceived that he only shouted Ujanel' because that was short and more easily pronounced. Oh, dear! I wondered why I felt so blue all of a sudden. 'fYou don't seem to want me to thank you, I gasped plaintively. I - Not in the leastf' he interrupted jocularly. The pleasure was all mine. Ch, well, if you're going to joke about it,-I fail to see the funny sidef, highly offended. Hjoke! Good heavens In he ejaculated so fervently that I nearly laughed. Wliy, Miss Lathrop, you misunderstand- I meant no jest, you are right, it was a terribly serious matter and Ishudder to think of your narrow escape. If I had known his voice was going to tremble and his hand grip mine so convulsively I don't think I would have been such a goose as to start that subject. !'You are a plucky young woman, Miss Lathrop, and it's a grand thing that you are, or I'm afraid you wouldnlt be walking along here with me now. You sure have a lot of grit, and 'it's meself that's a-takin' off me hat to yez, Miss !' I liked that kind of a compliment, but I didnlt know what to say to such a sweeping assertion so pretended to be too tired and breathless to reply, and only smiled my appreciation. It is hardly surprising that my heart was warming somewhat to Mr. I-Iard- ing and I was prepared to enjoy a nice friendly talk with him,-on the next after- I I I I I I I . I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I 3 . I I I I I ! I 4. . 'I' II E S A B I D U R I A 97 noon, but the creature didn't come near until nearly supper time, a fact that made me so irascible that I wouldnt see him at all and then got irascibler'! than ever because of my own obstinacy. He took the hint, that wasn't a hint at all, and didn't come back for a week. Une morning a few days later, I started across the fields to a neighbors on an errand for Aunt Lizzie. I had completely recovered from the shock of my narrow escape and was squawling lustily, 1 don't know where I'm going, but 1,111 on my way. As I joyfully skipped over the cool fresh grass, suddenly I heard a dull roaring sound which puzzled me immensely. Un wheeling around to discover the cause, horror of horrors! I beheld an immense red bull plung- ing towards me, lurching forward in ungainly leaps, tossing his lowering head from side to side and emitting frightful bellows that seemed to me to be tolling my death knell. For an instant I was paralyzed with fear, then I tore over the field like a hunted deer, not pausing for breath, stumbling over roots and stubble, and leaping hollows, all the while seeming to hear the dull thud of the hoofs and to feel the hot breath from the maddened creatures nostrils. I dared not glance behind, for not one second could I afford to lose, but I aimed my course for the nearest fence and, with the swiftness born of panic, fairly shot through the air. I could no longer hear any distinct sound, my ears were resounding with muffled noises, the blood gushed to and from my head to the time of a clock's ticking, my heart pounded my breast like a sledge and at length I was unable to proceed a step farther, as I sank to earth I breathed the words, Phil! Protect! Save! Oh, God be merciful, and in a prostate heap I awaited Death. One minute! Two! Three! At last the sound of hoofs! I uttered one last prayer and- Ujane! Little Girl! Look up at me. Oh, you're not dead, are you? Don't, don't die! jane! Beloved! I I thought for a minute I was going to faint, but not being a stage heroine, I merely sat up, grabbed Phil's ,free hand-the other arm had by some strange maneuver, stolen around my waist-began laughing and crying over it, hys- terical goose 'that I was, and wound up by asking tearfully, VVhere is that awful animal, Phil? Did you shoot it? And will you have to pay for it? It was a very valuable steer, wasn't it ? That comical set of incoherent sentences set us both laughing, but when Phil gave my hand a squeeze that spoke volumes and whispered tenderly, Not one millionth so valuable as you, jane dear, I felt the happy tears springing to my eyes again. f'Look here, Jane, he began as if a notion had struck him, f'Seems to me that since you have had such a decided propensity for getting into scrapes, you need a protector, a guardian, er-a-U A nursef' I suggested demurely. 'fHang it all, Jane, how can you be so llippant in the very face of Death? I mean a husband, that,s what you need, and Ilm sending in my application right now, aren't you going to accept me ? in wheedling tones. 'fHaye you any references ? I inquired in a business-like manner, but the expression of his face made me go straight on without waiting for an answer. f'VV'ell, I believe I'll try youg you seem reliable, but oh, Philip! You'll have to pay for lXIr. Finley's steer and I'm afraid we won't have enough money to start housekeeping on.', ujane! You dearv, 5' I I i 1 2 3 E Not Alone f By Myrtle Moore, 'l4. P Alone I stood at midnight, fl On a boundless spreading plain, Witliotit one ray of starlight, In the slowly falling rain, 1 And its ceaseless echoes rung Through the bleak and chilling air, But the wind so softly sung, U Not alone-the Lord is there. Alone, 'mid firs and sages, Wliere the white cappedmountains rose, And the suns of a hundred ages Coldly glittered o'er their snows, Climbed I where an eagle screamed, And a beast once built its lair, But- the rocks soon cried, it seemed, Not alone-the Lord is there. Alone, in frozen Norway VVhere the icebergs left their spires, And in the native's doorway Qft' reflect the sun's bright fires, Awed I stood while I wondered At the beauteous scene so fair, Wlien a crashing voice thundered: it Not alone-the Lord is theref' P Alone, I sailed on the sea, VVhere the screaming halcyons flew, VVith flying foam around me, While I gazed into the depths so blue, Then these words with a passing wave, i, From a place I knew not where, But perchance some coral cave, Not alone-the Lord is there. I 5 s THE SABIDURIA Alone, was I in a forest VVhere the giant oak tree grew, By grief and sorrow opprest Till I gazed into the blueg Then my eyes I lifted higher As I read the message rare, For these words seemed stamped, in Not alone-the Lord is theref, And when in death's dark river, 01' the shady silent tomb, Alone- shall I there shiver? Shall I lie fore'er in gloom? VVill my soul no more arise And will none that dwelling share An eternal echo cries, Not alone-the Lord is therefl This poem was not entered in the Sabiduria contest. 1 l ll 4 N fi al i 'z lm 1 i' 5' Ir .. I :7 , , 1 f ,F-5.i1 E I 514' f 'kg ' ' ' I ' l 9 f I Xi A I, Ere A Horace Recitation 'KI believe in the lesson to-day,', Said our Prof. in his cold quiet way, For a man Whois departing this lite A slight mention is made of his wife. So now first let us hear from the boys, just the same as if leaving earth's joys, VVhat they deem the best term to apply, To the grieving one standing close by.', 'KI believef' said our Speed, the word sweet VVill be one that is sure hard to beat? VVell, for me, I think loving 'tvvould be. Quoth the lover of little Marie. Q affectionate! said little Paul, Is the Word to express feelings all. I should say,', added Hubert so wise, The word sweet' would most brighten her eyes. Then the next to be asked was Vertrees, And with Billie at once he agrees. Amiable, soon replied our Van B., I should choose as most pleasing to me. c'NVell,,' said Holmes, 'Since I haven't read the lesson What all this means I'm still a guessin '. HNOW, girls, speak and select soon a word Far surpassing each one you have heard. Uh, belovedf, said Mary so mild, Then came Sweet from the parson's small child. Well, I like the word dear, said Miss Rasse, f'And I think it by far the most classyf, The same will suit me,' said Miss Harrison. No, 'tis darling, I think, said Miss Pattison. The Word dear is goodf' said Marguerite D. If ,tvvere made the superlative-'degreefl Ah adorable most would please mef' Quickly added Miss Mildred T. 'Twas then our stage-struck beauty smiled Charming I should like to be styled. 1 A l l E 5 4, I 'E 3 1 In 1 1 I . ,-,-,Z Main Building, Looking Southeast 'wwmf ' Wi. 322' 1 X .. , -- 21 H ' .V :N--. X- - VI, ..1.,jfN . .L ,.,.--vi--ww yt cv bf- u --42 w- 1 xx f 2 . J' 5 4 . M E DEB TES L 5 i xi P 'Q lu 5 l Q i I s w 1 ,,,,-f' The lnter-Society Debates. DN DECENTBER 19th, 1910. The Affirmative The Negative THE BAIRDEANS THE HOUXGNIANS V Represented by Represented by Carl O. Hamlin Joseph H. Vertrees Williaiii Y. Lockridge Earl P. Gaither Question :-Resolved: That the United States Government should have exclusive control over transportation companies doing an interstate business Qconstitutionality waivedj. Decision' for the Affirmative 2-1. GN DECEMBER 20, 1910. The Affirmative The Negative THE PEARSONIANS THE HOUXGNIANS Represented by Represented by Aubrey C. Ross Richard C. Horne ' Leonard R. Patton . Newton Redman Question :-Resolved: That the United States should establish a Central bankf' Decision for the Negative 3-0. GN DECEMBER 21st, 1910. The Affirmative The Negative THE BAIRDEANS THE PEARSONIANS Represented by Represented by A. Bl. Lansing Thos. H. Gilmore 1 G. W. Daugherty Theron C. Holmes. Question :-Resolved: That the municipalities of the United States should own and operate their public utilities as street railways, electric, gas and water supplies. V No decision rendered, I it i THE SABIDURIA 105 CENTRAL CULLEGE VS. MISSOURI VALLEY CULLEGE AT FAYETTE. ' April 25th, 1911. AHi1'mative-Central College. P Negative-Missouri Valley College. Question :-Resolved: That the United States Senators should be elected by direct popular vote. ' 1 . JoNATHAN C. HoLLY- MAN AR-RAM B. LANSING RICHARD C. HORNE 106 THE SABIDURIA VVESTMINSTER COLLEGE VS. MISSOURI VALLEY COLLEGE AT MARSHALL. April 25th, 1911. Affirmative-Missouri Valley College. Negative-Westminster College. Question :-Resolved: That the United States Senators should be elected by direct popular vote. ?'W VVILLIAM RILY VAN- BUSKIRK WILLIAM Y. LOCK- JOSEPH H. VERTREES RIDGE The debating teams were picked too late to have the cuts made alike so We were forced to use the class cuts. FEUMNI ff Af ,- L , ffffw Z Y Q fx M be , -+- - , F--r Jffjl f flfrffr 1 Alumni Notes The Alumni Association has engaged Ilcv. A. If. Zeigel, class of '00, of Danville, Illinois, to make the annual Alumni address May Silst, 1011. The older Alumni will remember Mr. Zeigel as one of the best orators and most successful debaters in college. The Association feels that a treat is in store for the Alumni and their friends. The Y. M. C. A. was very fortunate in securing Mr. Conrad, '97, of Kansas City, to act as toastinaster at the Y. M. C. A. banquet Ifeb. 73Jfth. Mr. Conrad makes an ideal toastmaster, besides being a general favorite among both Alumni and students. Mr. liourne Mitchell, '08, is traveling for Smith, McCord and Townsend Vlfholesale Drygoods Company this year. ' Mrj Irl P. Haynes, '07, is teaching English in Greenbrier Military Academy, Lewisburg, VVest Virginia. Mr. Boone Gregg, rosa, has been traveling for the Morrison Grain Com- pany this past winter. The class of '07 is letting the contract for the erection of several sections of a stone wall to be built between the two arches now upon the college campus. The classes of '10 and 'll' are also considering the erection of other sections. VVe hope that other classes which so far have no memorial will fall in line. The Y. M. and Y. VV. C. A. were fortunate in securing Rev. VValter Bradley, '07, of Lock Springs, Mo., to conduct the devotional services in Peb- ruary during the week of prayer. The meeting was one of the most successful in the history of the college, and Mr. 'Bradley's influence will long be felt by the entire student body. Mr. Lawrence Wharton, '07, is teaching science in, the Manila High School, Philippine Islands. Mr. VVharton has organized a baseball team among the High School boys, and under his able management they have won four out of the first five games of the season. Doubtless they have caught some of the spirit of M. V. C. from 'tDeacon, for Missouri Valley has alwaysexcelled in baseball. Mr. Ewing Hudson, '08, who will be graduated from McCormick Theologi- cal Seminary this spring, was unanimously elected president of his class at the last class election. Prof. I. N. Evrard, A. M., '09, late of Springfield Normal, has been recently appointed assistant to Mr. Evans, the State' Superintendent, and will be located in jefferson City hereafter. Mr. Evrard's many friends are greatly pleased because of his appointment and wish him much success in his new work. Mr. W. B. Cowgill, who it will be remembered' won the fifteen hundred dollar scholarship for Greek at McCormick Seminary last year, is pursuing his studies in Vienna this year. ' Mr. Francis Hawley, '09, who was located at Dwight, Illinois, last year, is making an excellent Superintendent for the Public Schools of Sweet Springs, Missouri. Miss Pauline McElvain, '07, and Miss Mabel Dysart, '08, are teaching to- gether in the High School at Liberty, Mo. Mrs. Charles Mount, formerly Miss Wlhitehead, '09, of Macon, Mo., has been visiting friends in Kansas City this winter. I ANNETTE FRANCISCO, 'mx I - HNF. 5 . X ., , 1 R 0 X I V in f S XXXKW 'N X'4 Q xx Q XS 5 A axcgf V K K I V W dEa?JOV ? Q R Eg L1Tc-Wav d OP M Y ff an X 2 ' 7029 4 .X X if Q3 ' 'nfl , f y ,V,, . W' 2. x4-'Wi 1' f ffffa 1,, f11i'7M'E fi'f 'Ki N 'Y' , , f .,Ax 4. , 1 ,ff 1. ,M 0? in EZ , f r 'i f Qvh My x mf J Nwdf N X fw 5 f N - N xv ff! 7, f x ,fn SX fix Z N may A 4 x xw fwf , W W' x A M ' GK N. -4 Q .fl ML 3? fffff, A X 4 Ez, f .Zhi -, , .-f,, -, Q'.' I-, -Wi, 143 .. fb ' 1335 'gf' 'au M QW 5 v i' IS., 7 P xiii Ax 1:4 ' y -,v QON57 XC fi fx. 2: X I - A , fx-3-.Q xl Exp X. JXX -K X. V xiiigfz,-,fy XJ, .VQX J x i-Ff f, .g' -If X A QA ,Ivy fr X ,d - Xfftfkxfht, ji. 1 .--,9:x::lA -X - 1 -fl, x ? V U S 'Ulm ii film 5 xo N S Q N 112 THE SABTDURTA K? f Z A. B. LANSING, Manager '10 Football Team. GEORGE VV. DAUGHERTY, 'Manageig ,ll Baseball Team. CARL l. DUNCAN, Manager ,ll Football Team. Photo by McChesney. Z5 VV. R. VAN BUSKIRK, i 0L53!Px f v in Captain '10 Football Team. . NORVVOOD READ, Captain '11 Baseball Team. TT-IGS. H. GTLMORE, Captain '11 Football Tean 1. f 41-'sfldl-E Titus 25? l 3 I ,l 75 l .13 I 1 J -3 .i i ew 2' 5 f W gk' I Hin! A 125 'lm eb P QE, li ,Q 'W V . , f if w 5- wh W ' G JW--H . V.. rm LII' I- ,.!1i 1, ff f 'Q'v uw f ff my l Vw :M il' ff .qiwh ' 'il'I lf! 4-N, I , '!,w!i Vi!!! X 'NWI' H Mt' ' X 1 1' - 41 ' , .jim Q' . W A lid' t I Kyl' I fy Ulf 1 'i AQ if W , K 111 F ,., XX- -- V: W wi X X igk. 115 ' x llll THE SABIDUHIA HARRY T. LINDSAY. To Coach Lindsay, more than to the team itself, belongs whatever mark Missouri Valley made in Missouri football. He accepted the position, knowing that he was expected to revive football at Missouri Valley and hardly expecting so difficult a proposition as that which actually confronted him. Football had been a dead sport for the past six years and there was no experienced material around which to build a team. He had to lay his own foundation and build thereon. This is an almosttimpossible task, for most coaches expect only to instruct in the hne points of the game and merely whet to keenness an edge already sharpened. Coach Lindsay began at the bottom, showed a phe- nomenal knowledge of men, placed them to the best advantage, protected the weaker and got all out of the team that was possible. Made a well conditioned bunch without a training table, a stone wall defence without scrimmage and a fair scoring machine with only signal practice. He made a machine which was never bested by equal weight and only beaten by superior weight when worn down by heavy onslaughts. He well deserved the rank of one among the leading coaches of Missouri and Kansas. He played on the gridiron of Wiscoiisin Uni- versity for two years, also on the Dartmouth College team, from which he bears his most treasured letter for playing on the ever Victorious team of 1903 when, among others, Harvard fell before her. flt was this team which VValter Champ named as one of the few famous teams of the pastj, and on the gridiron of St. Louis University, where he was a shining star of the ,08 and ,O9 teams. -H1-...1 Q ,, 1 'rg S View I ' ,Q N' mm S I , . ' 2 RF' S ' ffw W- W V ' f ' ii 45 1 uuvsms ew BW 1' '53 G fu- I fs. ff S QQ Z f X E ' , sauna NTERFERKEV 'Eb 5 153 ,I Wrfri HIS GOO? X womc.1.As'r :iEAK , N P 'l -f l! fue us was uv IN. THE-. GAME. xxxvw AKK7' DN 05171 5 THE SABIDURIA 'KCURLYU DAUGH- ERTY La Plata, Mo. Weight 150, Height 5-9 Position, Left Half. HGOLDIEU GAULDIN Marshall, Mo. Weight 151, Height 5-11. Position, Left End. HGILLYH GILMORE Carthage, Mo. Weight 158, Height 5-11. Position, Right Tackle. 'KSOCJ' HQUSTQN Malta Bend, Mo. Weigl1t 149, Height 5-95 Position, Pull Back THE SABIDURIA LANSING, TI-IE BIG SWEDI-E, Elseberry, Mo. Weiglit 171, Height 5-llyg Position, Right Half Missouri Valley's All Mis- souri Man. BILLY LOCKRIDGE Marshall, Mo. Wfcight 169, Height 6-O Position, Left Tackle EDDIE MAUPIN Marshall, Mo. Weight 154, Height 5-9 Position, Full Back MONDS Slippery Rock, Pa. Position, Center Photo by McChesney. BIG Bow MCCLY- Weight 1641, Height 6-12 THE SABIDURIA HONEY BOY' MINER 1 Ridgeway, Mo. Vlfeight 132, Height 5-92 Position, Quarter Back 'HGOQDDIEU SMITH Marshall, Mo. Vlfeight 138, Height 5-GM Position, Right End HIJIZZIEH TOPE Clinton, Mo. Weight 151, Height 5-SM Position, Left Guard BIG BEARU VAN BUS- KIRK Halfway, Mo. Weiglit 172, Height G-0 Position, Right Guard ' THE SABIDURIA OLD LILPTY VER- TREES Qluste, Okla. VVeight 14-1, Height 5-10 Position, Sub. Quarter -Back ONE CYCLOCKU PWIL- LIAMS Marshall, Mo. VVeight 150, Height 6-0 Position, Right Guard HSLOVV ANN WHIT- SETTA K. C., MO. VVeight 1-10, Height 5-10 Position, Sub. Left Guard M Photo by McChesney. In football Missouri Valleif had a creditable season, though not a great winner. The prospects were very poor, owing to a lack of experienced material which Missouri Valley could not have since she has had scarcely any football during the last six years. However, after securing the best coach possible, the attempt was made and resulted in two victories and four defeats, Missouri Val- ley winning from Kemper 24-0 and from Pritchett 82-0, and losing to Central 24-6, Westminster 12-0, VVentworth 5-0 and Kirksville State Normal 2-0. The team was light, averaging 1502 pounds, inexperienced, but fast and well coached. VVestminster, Central and Wentvvorth and K. S. N. 'outweighed them from eight to seventeen pounds. The nucleus for a good team remains for next year and with a few additions will make another successful season. Missouri Valley had several men who showed marked ability, and will be heard from some day. Miner at the quarter, though young, was full of pep and ran the team with 'fvivof' McClymonds at center was worthy of any team in the State. Gilmore, '11, captain, was a town of strength as was Lockridge and Maupin. Daugherty, left half, though light, was fast and sandy. He made his share of gains and was perhaps the second to Lansing, the All Missouri man, who was one of the most remarkable players Missouri Valley ever had. He was not surpassed by any of his opponents the entire season and will no doubt make a star on some of the University teams in the near future. A tl .. I COACH . ' f Year,--. ' I f X .I .5 t EDGAR QUINLAVIN The Team , ,,.,. , f . 2, ,xl , 74 2 X , ' 0 fi ' ,f ff' gy , U -:WL 5, , ff , C 44, Q ,V l xhjrx 2 . ' 'V if , fl- ' sniff w wif, 4 - , Q ' f 1,1 ff 'X U 426 3 wird ff - ' f 1 , 0 V! 1, ,' , Q L ff 1 f X X5 1.79, f GEORGE DAUGHERTY Catcher fnx-y AN HDICKM READ Third Baseman f -1 xx 'bf Q' Y A at f d fwfwx ff? , LL 'f e- .I -K nm hi .,f',,, f 'Wc V 1 5 Y . hh f 5 ' fn, ,ig . 3, 1 ig Q, , fn' K. fy! 71 ft 5 S? ws ,W 6 ,ke Q, WX . wif? Z 1 .a 4 '-mit l fi 1 6 lm' f fi' .-1' Qfff ' vk . L f , W X., Vx , m n Z, QM ,- Jai J 'Rs' - -,Q ,,-- ' HCHINK' CDLIVER A. B. LANSING Center Field Pitcher and Second Baseman Photo by McChesney. 6 T H lf: S A I3 I D U It I A 12 The TCHIH UNK? CLEMENS Pitcher and Second Basemzm -'I-toxlgy 1:oY NIINICR Right lfichl Thoto by Mc'f'lwSHPY. DUTCH SCHNVEER Short Stop TL'I1UY Ht JLMTQS First Ilasvmzm M, V. C. vs. Central College, November 14th, '11, Photo by MCChesney. M. V. C. vs. Central College, November 14th, '11 1,41 'l'll H SAISIIDURIA The Team Q Q-, S , ,MN m ft fl 6 i 'E ri ,ffefgif I if 2 4 W in ,. QQ, 2 Quai JAMES ROLLINS Ll-2FTY VERTREES GARLAND NEAL Left Field Pitcher Left Field April April April April April rX1Jl'll April April May May May M ay May May May May May lune Schedule lor 191 l 1--Missouri University, at Columbia. 5-ti--VVestminster College at Marshall. 10-11--VVilliam Jewell College, at Liberty. 12 --Wlentworth Military Academy, at Lexington. 17-18-Central College, at Marshall. I ' f 20-21 4- American School of Osteopathy, at Marshall. 24 -- Kemper Military Academy, at Marshall. 787-28 --Kirksville State Normal, at Marshall. 1 --Kirksville State Normal, at Kirksville. 9 --American School of Osteopathy, at Kirksville. N 0 ,i-- Missouri School for Deaf and Dumb, at Marshall. 10--Baker University. at Marshall. 15-1fi-- Central College, at Fayette. ' 'J -- Kemper Military Academy, at Boonville. 21 19--VVentworth Military Academy, at Marshall. 526-97--Wfilliain lewell College, at Marshall. 31 --Haskell lndians, at Marshall. 1-Haskell lndians. at Marshall. Photo by Mcifhe sney. d X f fy 51 Basket Ball 7'TD-f6mxffsPGJ N A , 1 THE SABIDURIA g Girls' Basket Ball Team. MILDRED MCANINCH MYRTLE MOORE ANNA STRINGEIELD EUNICE HUNTER PROP. U. R. STEPHEN DOTT CRAWFORD ANNA EVANS ELIZABETH CRAWFORD Photo by McChesney. lW:AURINE GORRELL -O- T'1XS Q, LQIw,z.mv'?' MAJ wxmffv ' o . , Q9 Q 4- M TEE5. L ,H HA V. . ,. Quecf ,- Dlm,l,,,cf 4 F 5 Y I f' Y 05 . A 6 2 h OF 774 E 1 - - Y. K 5 a OLLLCXL LAR , 1Tvg,H,,?' V. l e N ggi? . ' f 4 it L ' , 2'f ,L - Wy :V A 1 S af' 7HDuAt.,rj 'FI .x Q-I , F whlwq, Sfm... H4 ff' . -- 1 5. 9 A i Lt? b 2 r 1 nv-' 1' f' gg' JSF., fjzf 5,5 '55 I' ' ' 1' 5 -ff W :ff-f ' . f .f'7 Sl r- o 1. H 9' Hi 7 JP C+ RUR . xx J' of A ',,., 'S' ,WK .9 'lui . Q v.m J,vIW ,,vv, 4 .446 'wf f ' Wah Q 9 ., ,,,.-, . 99 'Q Q CQ V,gnr7 C8lCHC1Hf i i l NX Ia gi 1 . f f UE i ' MINI . 1 W ap' 1 g ul f' nl 5 .4 N f i- l ' I ' .gf E -, E , Y ii Q- 'lllil Q l-,.,...... '...'l., 5-11131- - ' -f 55131-'g-lMl3gl2. T11 ,M1f.- - 910 ' September G-Enrollment begins. Beautiful day UD. Everyone glad to get back. ' September 7 - More enroll. New students hate the old hole.', Homesickness ' common. September 8-The grind begins. Advice to new students. Pay your tuition September 9 - September 10 - September September September September September September September September September September September September September September 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 25 at once. They mean every word they say. No school in the afternoon, faculty went to the county fair. Homesickness at its climax. Seats assigned in chapel. No school in afternoon for the same reason as stated above. Echo from girls: f'Have you met that perfectly good-looking boy with Carl Sunday school New students acquainted. First lesson in rollment large Y. M. C. A. watermelon feast. Brown introduced, and his metal is lost, strayed or stolen. Y. W. C. A. social at Dr. Harrison's home. V Nothing doing. V Carl D. very unexpectedlyileaves College Algebra Class by way of the window and cracks a pane. Ushers go to Sunday school. ' Certain young lady makes slighting remarks about Mo. Valley Hamlin? at 9:30 for new students, 10:15 for old. are .resigned to their fate. Begin to get Campustry. Lectures from John and Ella. En- this year. rushers as compared to Versailles rushers. Chorus, in which all girls join, VVho Scratched My Name ?,' Joint social at Black's. House cleaning at Black's. Football game. M. V. C. vs. Slater High School. Slater did not know thenew rules and forfeited the game. Y Bunch plans to go to VVilton. Dr. Black objects. September September September September September October October October October October October October October October October October October October October October October October October October October October October C Fctober October 1 3 if 5 ti N I 8 10 1 1 12 13 11 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 252 , ,, 73 0 24 F2 5 QC 26 THE SABIDURIA 135 -- Dr. McGinnis pretty raw in German. It seems to me that anyone with the average amount of intelligence, etc. - Freshmen organize. - No school in the afternoon. Faculty amuse themselves at home. Students-go up town to see the Confederate parade. - -Girls have a campus feast. Boys invited to clean up the scraps. - Football team goes to Kirksville. Score, 2-0, in favor of K. S. N. . OC TOBER Freshmen discuss Sabiduria question. Little talks in the corridors to the new students. join my society. 1t's the best. You are going to joint ours, aren't you? Give me your name. Society rush day. Bairdeans rush with remarkable cleverness. 'Dick is also very popular. M. V. C., O3 VVentworth, 5g closing game. Carl D. boosts the Sabiduria. Street fair in thea village. Freshmen still discussing Puzzle-VVhere was the fair? the Sabiduria. Freshman class meeting. Sabiduria question is brought up. and blows off awhile. Sabiduria finally Springfield bunch objects won out by a big majority. - Mrs. Huff devises the ingenious plan of dividing the Western Europe class into two sections. The dummy's section seems to be the most popular. DutchU absent from society. Mary Hurt sings in chapel. Sabiduria staff elected. Somebody gets a new diamond ring, but we suppose it is her motherls. ' Nothing stirring but the gentle zepliyrs. Discovered! Carl H. is in favor of competition. Three fdisjigraces in History. Horne, Stringfield and Hurt. Dutch,' absent from society. VVill the skies fall in next? Pritchett football team makes a visit. Smith makes the grand- stand plays. Score, 82-0, in our favor. Houxonian spread at Y. N. C. A. Hall. What becomes of the chaperons? Bairdean picnic at King's. Rather cool for a picnic. Wfhat would we do on Sunday if it were not for the square. Fvan's and Gilmore's birthday celebration. -Boys have a chance at 'gfooling all the people all the time, and land at the Lyric. Pliilamretheans issue invitations to the Houxonians for a feast on ground-hog day. Houxonians accept with pleasure. Anti-rat day. Pig-tail parade. Pearsonian reception. Prof. Laughlin likes the old-fashioned, sensible games. THE SABIDURIA 136 October 27-Greek class blown up and laid low. Yes, anyone can tell Mr. Leonard doesnit use a translation. October 28-Our team cleans up on Kemper, 28-0. A. B. made several star plays. Kemper was considerably crippled up at the close of the game. October 29--Mary and George seen at the Lyric. October 30-jim takes Margaret riding with the wheels on wrong. October 31 - Some kind of excitement at Orr's. Brown initiated and fumigated. NOVEMBER November 1-Rest room found mostly on the campus. Dr. Black seems in a bad humor. The D. D. D.'s created. Prof. Grube goes to prohibition lecture. November 2-Winter opening of millinery in front of Prof. Laughlin's door. Feather dusters are good this season, but they don't make a hit with Prof. L. November 3-Black Hands visit Brownls room in the dorm. Local showers and thunder storms. Prof. G. rushes to the scene and is caught in the rain without an umbrella, November 4.-Excitement intense. Special faculty meeting, Trials of the criminals, Daugherty and Gilmore. No classes. M. V. C., 0, Westminster, 12. November 5 -- Brown takesnthe dorm. boys to the Lyric. November 6-House party at McAninch's. Select crowd invited. November 7-Crowd back from McAninch's-and talk! What didn't they t do? 1 November 8--Election day, wet or dry? Students turned loose in the aft- ernoon to helpl' the cause. November 9-Sophs. get gay and hang their banner to the plaster-of-paris filigree. Words from Dr. B. highly appreciated., November 10-junior and Freshman colors wave from the tower. Sophfs banner disposed of. November 11.-'Coon hunt at night. Fine crowd--and chaperons. No 'coons. November 12-Brown decides the dorm. is not the place for a respectable ' preacher and kicks the bucket. November 13-Y. M. and Y. W. services in the chapel. November 14- O listen to that big brass bandf' Central comes over de- termined to have the championship, and so we gave it to her, 27-6. November 15 -Isabel washes her hair and Leonard stays at home. November 16-Dr. McGinnis lets his German class out early. There must be method in his madness. November 17 - College Surgeons,' remove the tongue from a somewhat lively November specimen. 19--Dot C. proposes and Prof. Myers blushes. November November November November November November November November ovember November November December December December December December December December December December December December December iff F2 U .2 I .J :Q 1. lv 72 33 24 735 26 ,., .3 i 28 29 30 1 2 'Y 'J 5 6 nf 4 9 10 ll U - i .2 it 'THE SAl3lDURlA 137 Misty, musty, melancholy day. Uh, for some excitement. Very unexpected Logic exam, XVailing and gnashing of teeth. Tn other words, exams. hold the center of the stage. Football team leaves for VVarrensburg. Thanksgiving Day. W'hy are the Sophs. so big-headed? Can it be because their noble banner Hops around the weathervane? Girls beat Slater in a basket-ball game, 721-5. Score with Vffarrensburg mentioned only in stage-whispers. Donlt ask anyone and don't tell if you know it. Team pretty sore, ' l3rown's married! Ah me! Alas! It cannot be! Cheer up, girls, there's hope again. He isn't married after all. Several bets up on the Soph. banner. Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: Exams. again. i Three brave Freshmen prove their mettle. VVhat is that which the breeze o'er the towering steep, as it fltfully blows, half con- ceals, half discloses? And where is that band who so valiantly swore their banner would stay up a week ?' They stand below and throw stones or burn sulphur in the old chapel. DECEMBER Bets on the banner won and lost. Pieces of gray and red float around in the hands of the Freshmen and Juniors. Half a Senior banner serves wonderfully as a muffler. Freshman chorus gives a rare treat in chapel, Tl1ey have guarded-oh, so long, for their colors up abovef, A certain Soph. has hgured out that one Soph. is equal to four Freshies. Perhaps that is correct in his estimation. Kitty Sue entertains. Please do not flirt with the waitersf' Athletic Association has charge of the Lyric. 'fAll who went to Sunday school and church, Sunday, please stand on their heads CU. Romantic episode in the corridors. Collegiate fondly embraces fair damsel and rudely steals a kiss from beneath her very nose. Prof. Place interrupts a Freshman committee meeting. Parade on the campus. The dorm, boasts a number of very accomplished musicians. Vflell, T guess it isn't the Humorist's fault that nothing ever happens on Sunday. Choral Club stunt. Nothing exciting. Boys help Cox leave the dorm, ' Snow is alright if it isn't down one's neck. General smash-up of window panes in Prof, Myers, room. 138 December December December December December December December December l9l I January january january ' anuary V Zl11L12ll'y lanuary 1 -'anuary 'anuary 1 'lanuary 1 1 u anuary january january V anuary fanuary lanuary january January january January ,lanuary Ianuary 15 1 tj 17 18 19 QU xv 72 1 .39 fvii 1 5 6 fi, 8 1 J 1 2 5 if 1 16 17 18 5 19 20 21 22 - 23 21 25 THE SABLDURIA -Prof. lo3iddle's concert. Several exciting new couples. All the girls are jealous of Margaret D. ---- Seniors give scripture verses in chapel. -- Dorm, boys give a very foxy blow-out. Miss Lucile Evans makes an awful hit with Gerald. -Dorm. boys absent from Church and Sunday school. -- Houxonian-llairdean debate. Decision 2-1 for the Bairdeans. llairdeans frantic. - Houxonian-Pearsonian debate. Decision unanimous for Houxies. Old jiohnsonl' made asensation. -Rare light, but no decisiong not Bairdean-Pearsonian debate. -Wfhen you've got no other place to go, then Home, Sweet Home. JANUARY All wish they had slept more and eaten less. Glad to get back, anyway. Prof. Place interrupts a dancing lesson and frightens the girls. Bunch goes skating on the ice pond. Vtfallace murders three with mercury and Kitty Sue sits on a pin. Prof. ljixler sports a new coat. Alas, alas, it is warm and the ice is gone, gone, gone. Duckey is sick and the dishes are waiting. Horace class swept off the face of the earth. Boys canned from the Rest Room. Success Magazine Agent baptised at the dorm. Ufficiating 'min- isters being-hush! G. throws a kiss at the girls. Naughty boy! Dr. B. handed someone an awful lemon in chapel. Everyone down with the grippe. Very select crowd goes skating in the rain. Crowd goes to ice pond. King and Thorpe run into each other. Dr. McGinnis gives Horace up-to-date. No, thank you-I am going skating with Telephusf, The dear old Ensign Vtfeatherford tells us about dear old ash- barrel jimmyf, and rakes in the money. Sophfs have a selfish party at lVlcDaniels. Prof. Bixler's history class excused. Don't know enough to recite. D. Fitzgerald very blue. Disappointed in love. Boys put feathers in the Rest Room. Dr. B. rares around and locks it up. W Houxonian reception at Prof. Grube's. P The exciting story of Little Joef' the remarkable football player, was so long we had to gulp down our dinners, THE SABIDURIA 139 january 26 -Harrison and Sch'weer kicked out of Houxonian Society. Fresh- man reception at Prof. Penicks. Kitty Sue has to grind off the college song twice before they catch on. ipqf Ianuary .J - Someone pulls down the Rest Room door. Dr. B. is pretty hot again, but no 'fexpulsionf' january 28-Some kind angels, afflicted with enlargement of the heart, land a cozy rest room on the campus for Missouri Valley hens. 'fRowdy Hall makes a hit with Dr. Black. january 29 - King of kodaks around the newly erected buildings all day long. january 31-XVoman's suffrage meeting on Rowdy Hall? Boys give a re- ception in the Rest Room. Eighteen girls locked in. No refresh- ments, except the jam that 'fTubby', made. FEBRUARY February 1 -All late to chapel. Dr. Black asks some questions and instructs us how to walk. February 2 - Mrs. Black entertains the Seniors and the Senior Academy fi classes. February 0 The above classes all in. February 44 Kiernman gives f'The Music Masterf' VVill Davis took Mae D. February 5 Rainy day. Young peoples meeting at the Presbyterian church. February ti Athletic Association has charge of the Lyric. Same old couples seen. Bradley begins his series of meetings. ' February 7' Feast in Mrs. Placeis music room. Grease on the floor and pickles in the gallery make the Prof. pretty raw. February 8 Dr. Black pursues the culprits, but finds no clue. Tragic burial of Mr. and Mrs. Pickle. February 9 Bradley talks in chapel about prayer and joe Johnston sings My Mother's Prayerf' All the girls have a good time crying. February 10 Senior Acts' pins come. I February 11 Bradley's night service very successful. February 12 Men's meeting at the Christian church. Bradley speaks. VVomen's meeting in the Y. M. C. A. Hall. February 14 Dr. MCG. enters into the spirit of St. Valentine's Day. February 15 Election of Y. W. C. A. officers after chapel. February 16 Margaret and jim get bawled out in society. February 17 Dick,' apologizes. Quartette sings in chapel, f'1'll Take a Pillf' February 18-Prof. Bixler learns to speak French very successfully. Joke. February 19 Big snow storm. February 20 -'fRuth and Naomi at the opera house. Hollyman and Ruth R. star. February 521 -Dr. MCG. fin Horacej, f'1Vhat words does Vergil use to express this same sentiment. CSilence.b Oh, pardon me, l thought this class had studied Vergilf' 140 February February February February February February February March 1 March 2 March 3 March 5 March G March 7' March 8 March 9 March 10 March 11 March 12 March 13 March 11 March 15 March 16 THE SABIDURTA -Of course, we didn't get a holiday. Wfhat had Xllashington to do with the Presbyterian church? -Tommy invents the fad of collecting buttons from the girls. ,. a-Y. M. C. A. banquet at the Ruff. Banquet--a 5Uc dinner you pay a 31.50 for. Girls go to Gross's. - Boys get home from the banquet. No school in the morning- nor breakfast for the boys. -Installation of the Y. VV. C. A. officers. -Mildred T. entertains a big college bunch. They have a good time. -John and Ella were seen talking. Wfonder what's going to happen. MARCH Came in like a lion. Dr, and Mrs. Stephens entertain the student body. Athletic Association has the Gayety. Installation of Y. M. C. A. officers. Cecil cuts some bangs. Everyone has seven purple fits. Dr. Hall speaks to the boys and girls. A new couple formed, joe Johnston and Elizabeth C. VanBuskirk is seen with a young lady on Vest Street real often. Something is in the wind. Boys' basket ball team plays the High School. Athletic Association has the Gayety again. Percy H. seen with the girl from Vlfaverly. Ann, where are you? Ann has fainting spells. Several students go to K. C. to see Ben Hur. Baseball coach comes. Puts the boys through a hard practice. Bro. Cox is very much excited. His lady love hits town. The Rev. even loses his appetite. . Coach makes a smash with Minnie R. at the dance. 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Includes moonlight strolls, talks on boarding house porches, corridor conversations, explorations of unknown and uninhabited districts, etc. Text-Mrs. Browning's Love Sonnets. Course C-Seminary. This course is open to those who expect to make it their life work. Text-Ella Wlieelei' Wilcox. STUDENTS REGISTERED. Course A-Gtto Schweer-Nelle Newton, james Crank-Nazee Bridges, Leo Brown-Florence Patterson, Gerald Fitzgerald-Lucy Evans, Otto lXIarksbury, VV alter Eicklin-V era Cubbage. Course B-Erwin lXliner-Ethel Cordry, Percy Houston-Anna Evans, Leonard Harrison-lsabel lXlcCutcheon, Clyde Blosser-Ennna lXflarschall, Hubert lXflcDaniel-Eunice Hunter, V Norwood Read-lXrlargaret Decherd, Ross Campbell-Anybody, John Doak-Kitty Sue Penick, joe Johnston-Elizabeth Crawford. Course C-John Kirkpatrick-Ella Rlack, C George Daugherty-lXfilary lXlTcIlroy, VVill Lockridge-Marie Griffith, VVill Davis-lXlae Davidson, jonathan Hollyinan-lXTargaret Stephens, Leonard Patton-Georgia Rolofson, Paul McAninch-Maurine Gorrell, james DTcAninch-lXlargaret Manning, Richard Horne-Cecil Francisco. Graduate - A. Baird Parks. THE SABIDURIA 1 . ' The poor tired girls That Went in Whirls Seeking their place of rest, Returned again From searching vain, VVailing a fruitless quest. That place of rest By stern request Forever more was closedg So on the stairs In mournful pairs The girls that day reposed. And each one had A face so sad That soon they roused the boys Who from the door The hinges tore And gave them back their joys. But joy so pure Could not endure Or many moments last, For harsh command VVas near at hand And locked the door more fast. Then night so deep All rapt in sleep Its inky curtains spun, And who can tell If bad or well The deeds behind them done. But morn's pure light Vtfith sun so bright Each kind of work reveals, In so short a while Causing to smile The face whose frown it steals. But, ah, behold Those rays of gold With all their splendor fall At morning hour Upon a bower A newly builded hall. For in the night Some kindly sprite Its magic Wand had waved And built the hall With rest for all Q By which the girls were saved 25 0 TTL BA VE I IS EC D EEN FT FI .0 S S s.f Date. Cause. Opponents. Battle Field Result, , - Perc ' 1 1'3H fluafteli Alma 11- Hubgrt Chapel S'CCpS Hubert foiled again! 4 , , crank - , 3-Pall fllleftel' Alma S- Leonard H. Un the bleachels Battle interrupted and won by Eth 1 afiotlier parti Ethel thinks 9-F 1 .tc . M- . e Nobod knows sie mas qwon, ut we are not so J al qual Cl mel EUUICC y sure. Of course Missa Kl:-a- a0'aret likes jun be t. tl-Fall Cluaffel' llilaroaret Ralph W' Behind the scene D C' jim Mc M Isabel t lsabel's forces outinatched ff-F311 flllaffel' Leonard H. Alma S ln lilac grove Anna's 5 to l at the beginning ' of the battle. Anna quickly . A n A , N- U-Fall quarter Rivalry 'giggsg' Bairdean Hall Sglfilljggsligrglxl biitelk Iii 4g , .Q - troops, but Carl wins a glorious T-Fall quarter M1141-ed brfsgnlgld H' Blgilfnitgijlor and L' HA lm' victory. Leonard dicln't really ' D try anyhow. S-Fall anl lllinter quarters L nknown giggle Behind 3 Peanut Batlflti Cfgflixxlfgf qua' r, 4 'i t s t. I i .lReV,, and QThe battle, nciit the weatheiij 9-Vvlmel' flllflftel' lexetlqn Wltllgut Dutcl1,' Houxonian Han Graceful defeat of offensive leplesemalon Houxonians forces with A. Bfs assistance. - - . . . ,, ,, Nelle A Nelle knocked out early but is 10 vvmtel qualtel Dutch Isabel At the Stene afell still keeping up her nerve. Bat- B, 1 tle still going on somewhat. ll-Wfinter quarter Bixler Bm er Everywhere Bixler slowly retreating, but is OYS Suu iigmiug. qua1'te1' 'P I Mllclrecl III the Of the SllV6l'y IUOOU B131-ie Wins 3' 0-101-10115 Victgfyi Y Marie 0 1:3-Willter quarter Isabel Ifyicllgard 03,5 Sofa Dutch wins a close victory. . , B, ' 5 C ' A. B. 'ust about real to sur- 14-Wlnteli qualltcr Mazee grank ielcond window south of Dean s render-J CY 15-S Fino' UHIJCCF Dr. B. Students C ll Students surrender after several P 2' q Hon. Albert James O ege campus iweeks of fun. weeks of fun. lx PUD bdlll. Sc ILUHC CS Iam on. 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II College Students WEAR c Shoes and Hats lhc folloumb sentence from Bacon's German Grammar exactly expresses the complaint of the First year German class: A'Gestcrn hahe ich studi- ertg heute studiere ich: morgen werdc ich studi- t-ren. 4. X: :iz Milclrccl Mc.- They say your brother Ioc plays foot- ball, K, King-Yes indeedf, M. Mc.- Do you know what position he plays? K. K.- Ain't sure but I think he's one of the draw- backs. J, .v. 4. at Johnston - llavc you seen my new clock P Patton - No. NVhat about it? Johnston- NVell, I left it in my room While I went to supper and when I came hack l found rift Q. Patton- Gone?H W Johnstone- No, not ex- actly, but it was going. B145 eisvsle E99 WHEN YOU WANT CLEAN GRUCERIES CANDY DRIED FRUITS Or Anything Good to Eat Call up No. 29 We Sell the Best Will M. Tyler MARSHALL, MO. 0 Eiga v 030 AWWA III Jim lVlcAninch driving home along Odell avenue one day overtook Helen Thompson, also homeward bound, and offered her a lift. They chatted pleas- antly all the way. Thank you, she said, as he help- ed her out. Don,t mention it,,' he told her politely. No, T won't,U said she. Pk is Garland Neal works somewhat spasmodically at the Bank of Saline. llc says the bank simply couldn't run without him because he is both draughts- man and teller. His duties, very likely, consist in open- ing and shutting the win- dows and doors and telling' thc people whcrc to wipe their feet. Are you sick? Anyone in your family sick? Don' t bother about a name for the trouble. What you want is a cure. Have you tried Nyal' s family remedies? They will surely do you good. They have cured others and will cure you. Nyal's family remedies are for sale at TILLERY'S PHARMACY NORTHWEST CORNER SQUARE MARSHALL, MO. There is a young girl nam- ed Nelle Whose cuts no professor can tell And her feet are too big to be measured by f'Trig So thatls why she skips so well, Dr. B.-VVhat happened to Babylon? Daugherty-It fell. Dr. B. - And what be- came of Ninevah? Daugherty-llt was de- stroyed. Dr. B.-And what became of Tyre? Daugherty-Punctured ! 9622514 HAD BEEN THERE HIMSELF. K. S. P.- Fadie, John and I have had an awful fuss and we aren't either of us ever going to look at the other again. Fadie-l'Not ever? VVell, perhaps it is just as well not to see each too much for a day or two. Schnurmacher 8a 00. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL Cigars and T Smokers' Articles Marshall, Mo. IV When the dormitory boys were decorating for their blow out last Win- ter, it was suggested that they decorate the walls with photos of the boys. At this suggestion a gentle voice, thought by many to be own- ed by Mr. Carl Hamlin, was heard from above. KNO, sir-1, you bet you don'tg the girls would swipe every one. Poor, eonceited Wretch! Pkekflf NEW RULES. Mae D. - Why was Gauldin put out of the game yesterday? Bill D.- Hehadn't shav- ed and was disqualified for unnecessary roughness. Pkfkvli The latest- I am afraid you will very soon forget me. Anna S.- How can I- see I have tied two knots in my handkerchieff, W H I I E ' S THIS IS THE STORE TI-1AT'S BUILT ON QUALITY We sell goods of quality to people of quality-people who realize the importance of quality above that of cheapness. We hope to be favored with your business this spring. If we are, rest assured we'Il try to serve you so well that your future patronage will be given to this store. EAST SIDE SQUARE I AT THE BALL GAME. Ethel C.- Who is that man they're all quarreling with? Miner- Why, he's keep- ing the score. Ethel C.- Oh, and won't he give it up ? Pkflfvk There is some kind of a mystery floating around school about Prof, Place running over a girl on Thanksgiving day. Dick Horne seems to know as much about it as anyone, in fact Prof. P. thinks he knows a little too much. What we want to know is, how much does 'Dick know? Pkalself Will L.- I'll bet you can't tell me the difference between a mule and a So- phomoref' Hubert Mc.- No, what is it? Will L.- Isn't any. Paul O.- What does Nelle Newton take out here? Richard I-I.- Her lunch. WE LEAD-OTHERS FOLLOW J. W. ROBERTSON 81. SUN PROPRIETORS OF '..f llllfn I i t Qi trrrr f' ie it vexeisaeggertagf Marshall livery, Feed and Sale Stable THE OLD RELIABLE BUS, BAGGAGE AND MAIL LINE ESTABLISHED 1881 Everything in our line first-class, from a Wheel barrow to an omnibus. Place your orders with us for prompt, reliable and reasonable service. TELEPHONE No. 24 V MARSHALL, MO. Jim, Jim, the farmer's son Put on his fob and away he run, But he was checked NVith name correct, And thought that he was highly decked, Pkaifvk Prof. P.- Did I ever tell you about the awful fright I got on my wedding day P Prof. S.-HI-Iushl No n1an should speak about his wife that way. Plfalfvk If a dorm boy asks you the difference between a goat and a lemon or a sidewalk und a street car, murder him on the spot. 2344444 If it takes three hours for a mosquito to bore a hole through a window pane, how long would it take Carl H. to get 2000 acres? Choice Roses, Fancy We pack ana ship fresh 5255 3-.N RN? ala QQS' :H-B 1 an 'Sz QQ. WN 53'-2: 5,3 'W se 5392 St-'4'l ' QS' Sas Q fx fa QQN ax? -.. Ns Q32 fam? MARSHALL I FLORAL Co. IMMANUEL WITTRUP Manager ' P U Q U 0 qi I Rx 0 Q' A gr xighzgi gr if Q 0 REGULAR prwgwwi ORDERS 95 i SOLICITED Oh Paul and Maurine KNOCKERS' CLUB May always be seen M MOTTO: Iust strolling through cam- Knock when you can pus or hall C d C 1 -B1 I d bl They have the worst case Eilsfein-Slimming. ue' Around the whole place . Prater in Fqculmts-Dr To have only commenced it Dealers in McGinnis i last fall. ' But school will soon end, G ' CHARTER MEMBERS. Pierced hearts will soon Clyde Blosser mend Otto Schweer, And free from all thoughts AND Floyd Gauldin of a row, i By some running stream, Paul will idly dream, UI wonder whois kissing her now. S Dormitory boys! com- plaint-VVe simply can't make Evans stop that awful noise that sounds like tear- ing rags. He says he's paying 320.00 a quarter to have Prof, Place show him how to do it and he has to practice. Wliat would you do in a case like that? Pkakak Mr. Holmes, please trans- late and leave your commen- taries until later.-Dr. Mc- Ginnis. Queensware We Will appreciate a share of your business Call In and Sec Us West Side Square 'Phone 42 MARSHALL, MO. VI A. B. Lansing, I Margaret Manning, Richard Horne, Carl Hamlin, Clinton Cox, Harrold Crank, Mazee Bridges, Joe Vertrees, Georgia Rolofson. F OR SALE. One purple sweiater, in perfect condition, in use about four lyears. Will sell, washed 750, unwash- ed 50c. Come early and avoid the rush.-Norwood Read. To the Trade: We both lose money if you do not handle our CHOCOLATES and NADJA CARAMELS DELICIOUSLY MADE FOR A CRITICALLTRADE Blanlie-Wenne er Candy THE LAZY LOAFERS. Motto: i'VVhat's de use? Emblem 1 Spearinint Gum. Officers. President-Percy Hous- ton. Vice President-W'allace Grube. Secretary-Anna Evans. Censor Morem - Prof. Grube. Chaplain-- TublJy'l Jones. Roll of Members. Thos. Gilmore, George Daugherty, ' Mazee Bridges, Mary Hurt, Eunice Hunter, Kitty Sue Penick, Carl Duncan, Hubert McDaniel, Richard Horne, Garland Neal, ilvy Evans, John Hall, Speed Leonard, Marie Grifiith. Honorary Member-XVard Clemens, ' ifPresiclent at the first of the year, but was Bred for neglect of duty. SCOTT BROS. BOOK STORE School Books and Supplies BOOKS ART GOODS STA TIONER Y PICTURES Sporting Goods WALL PAPER EAST SIDE SQUARE MARSHALL, MO. VII O. St. Louis A. B.- I have written 2000 words on 'Politicians in hot water. Dutch.- Can you boil it down? vkils-36 Paul M.- Oh, come on Maurine, Let's clope. Maurine.- Oh, I don't be- lieve I will. I don't think papa would let me. Driven to desperation by the very constant appear- ance of vigilant teachers in the corridors, one student in an hour of misery coni- posecl the following: Silently one by one in the infinite halls of the college, Blossom those lovely teach- ers -the fO1'g'Cl-1'1lC- nots of the pupils. Mrs. Huff, addressing class- Now, I want each of you to ask II question and call on whatever per- son you likcf, AlCClf.'1llOllflS--HSllil isn't here. ' II?cea1IbQco5cQfIy Farm Short I-Iorns and Berkshlres YOUNG STOCK FOR SALE AT ALL TIMES SATISFACTION GUARANTEED ADDRESS UNE K KING 81 SONS Marshall, Mlssmm VIII The Western Theological A Seminary NURTI-l SIDE, PITTSBURGH, PA. FOUNDED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY, 1825 The faculty consists of six professors and four instructors. A complete modern theological curriculum, with elective courses leading to the degree of B. D. Graduate courses of the University ofPittsburgh, leading to degrees of A. M. and Ph. D., are open to properly qualified students of the Seminary. A special course is offered in Practical Christian Ethics, in which students investigate the problems of city missions, settlement work, and other forms of Christian activity. The city of Pittsburgh affords unusual opportunities for the study of social problems. The students have exceptional library facilities. The Seminary library of 34,000 volumes contains valuable collections of works in all departments of Theology, but is especially rich in Exegesis and Church Historyg the students also have access to the Carnegie Library, which is situated within live minutes' walk of the Seminary buildings. A post-graduate scholarship of S500 is annually awarded to the member of the graduating class who has the highest rank and who has spent three years in the institution. A gymnasium and grounds afford ample opportunity for recreation. All the buildings of the Seminary are located on the West Park, one of the most beautiful residence districts of Greater Pittsburgh. A new dormitory, equipped with the latest modern con- veniences will be ready for occupancy in October, l9l l. REV. JAMES A. KELSO, Ph. D.. D. D. i N. S., Pittsburgh, Pa. For further information, address A LITTLE ADVICE TO BOYS. Why donlt you ever spend anything but the evening ?-Isabel. Learn to appreciate a good joke, to niake one once in a while, and to pray. And above all, love the girls.-Anna Evans. Don't think that just because a girl lets you translate her Greek lesson for her, she is crazy about you.-Margaret Decherd. Extravagance isn't as bad as itls cracked up to be. Don't be tight, anyway. -Ruth Rose. Be good and comb your hair poinpadour.-Maurine Garrell. Don't know enough about boys to give -any advice.-Eunice I-Iunter. Some boys should cultivate a more flirtatious disposition and create some excitement.-Mary Dean. Boys, as I know them, need no advice.-Anna Stringlfielcl. Don't flirt with a girl at the picture show if you are more than twelve rows away from her.-llflildred McAninch. If you can't get your ties to match your socks, try to get your socks to match your ties.-Cecil Francisco. Don't stir me up, I could give you too much advice.-Marguerite Downs. It isn't polite to talk about how far a girl lives.-Mary I-Iurt. Be original and shave before school on Thursday mornings.-Vera Cubbage. IX MEXICO MUSIC COMPA Y PUBLISHERS, DEALERS AND IMPORTERS The success of our business the past year has been such that we have cause to be grateful. We are glad to express our grati- tude to our customers and We trust the service rendered Will merit a continuance of their trade, and it will be our hope to attract many new ones. SPECIAL RATES TO MUSIC TEACHERS. W. 1-1. PH M, Manager MEXICO, MISSOURI ADVICE TO BOYS. QContinuedj. iXIatching pennies is great sport but, like dancing and card-playing, leads to greater vices. NYouldn't checkers do just as well?-Ruth H. Your jokes are all stale. Did you ever read the 'Spice of Life in The Literary Digest? Try a dose or two.-Alice M.. Be good, but donit try to get caught at it.-Mae D. Grow up, be a man.. Kids do not appeal to me.-Marguerite Pile. Be like George.-Mary lX.IcIlroy. Always take oH your hats to the ladies when you meet them.-Helen T. Attend Y. M. C. A. regularly.-Emma M. Try taking the girls to the Palms if your conscience excludes the picture shows.-Edna Harrison. I have no advice for Iohn, and dou't know the other boys Well enough.-- Ella B. If iyou are dark, use Hydrogen Peroxide. This might make you good looking.-Marie Grifhth. Wlieii a girl remarks that her hands are cold, donit advise her to sit on them. Re game.-Nelle Newton. Donlt limit your attentions to Sunday night calling or to taking a girl home from a lecture.-Roberta Rasse. . If a girl has more than the average amount of avoirdupois, courteously refrain from alluding to the fact.-Mildred T. . X N. N. Nooiz W. M. Noois COE BRGS. oPERA 1-louse M A MARKET DEALERS IN All Kinds of Fresh Meats, Lard, Fish and Cysters 117 W. North st. MARSHALL, Mo. Phone 183 Carl H.-For a person so naturally attractive as you a zebra suit is entirely too loud. Plain dark blue would give that dignity you so much desire. ' as Pls Paul V.-If you wouldn't Hirt so awfully, the girls would like you better. Try to develop a seeming indif- ference to girls and you might succeed in making a hit. is Pk ae Brown-If you will insist on making a sensation, try it in a more modest way. Brass medals are out of fashion. VVhat's more, they aren't becoming to your style of beauty. It is alsonot good taste to tell you are married when you are not. Pkvkvif S. T. HUNTER Druggist EAST SIDE SQUARE Everything in Drugs Call, we will please you. 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Einhlem-Blue stocking, Sorxor in liaculate-Belle Huff. Charter Members. Ruth Rose, Nelle Newton, Katharine Sue Penick, Florence Patterson, Roberta Rasse, Helen Tlioiiipsoii, Cecil Francisco, Charlotte Bohn, Anna Evans. Candidates for Election. Ruth Harrison, Mildred McAninch. T Students, do not fail to patronize the Sabiduria ad- vertisers. They are the peo- ple who have made this volume of the Sahiduria a success.-Carl I, Duncan, Business Manager. F or Good Things to Eat CA LL ON EWELL BROS. Groceries and ueensware One day Gerald Fitzgei ald inet Carl Hamlin com- ing up the walk in a very business like manner with a few copies of the Delta in his hand. VVhatis that you'i'c got? asked Gerald. Only a couple of Trans- Atlantic steamc-rs was the reply. i'Well, why have you got those gunboats on your feet? Strangely enough. Carl did not reply. 21126124 Come, come, said Tom's Phone 64 MARSHALL, MO. XIV father, at your time of life, Theres nor 'longer excuse for thus playing the rake, lt's time you should think, boy. of taking a wifef' YVhy, so it is father. Wlio's wife shall I take ? E n stablxshed 1874 Incorporated 1882 wood S. Bust n Hank MARSHALL, Mo. CAPITAL, 3100.000 JURPLUJ, 3120.000 ns,QY,lVF5 G. A. MURRELL, President. C. G. PAGE, Vice President. ' J. P. HUSTON, Cashier. J. C. LAMKIN, Assistant Cashier. DIRECTORS G. A. MURRELL LEON SMITH C. M. BUCKNER C. G. PAGE ARCH GREGORY W. S. HUSTON A. M. GUTHREY J. C. LAMKIN J. P. HUSTON Safety Deposit Boxes for rent. Ample Capital, Modern Equip- ment. We offer the best of service in all banking matters. XV N uckles 81 Nuckles OSTEOPATHIC P H YSICIANS Graduates of Old Dr.,Still the founder of Osteopathy TREAT ALL CLASSES OP INJURIES AND DISEASES Phones---Residence 566 Office 351 Office---Suite ZI4-15-16 Marshall Bldg., MARSHALL, M0. SEVEN WOES. Dr, McGinnis. Exams. Tuesday Chapel service. Rest room. Tuition. Phylosophy. D. D. D.'s. Seven Original Jokes. Heating apparatus, Chapel clock. Society. Annual play. Wl1at's the difference be- tween a goat and a lemon? The Delta. Girls' Dorm. Seven Woiiclers of thc World. Mrs. I-Iuff's sarcasm. Freshmen. The way Prof. Place ini proves, Stone arch. . Choral Club. Hollyman's vocabulary. Grand piano. G AY E T Y THEATRE Q! The Home of Refined Pictures P R E s E N TI N G 3000 feet of Choice Film Giving an hour's wholesome enter- tainmcnt for a DIME outhern Hotel Adjoining Clean 'Beds and Good Meals at Popular Prices XVI SMOKING CLUB. Motto: 'Tis better to smoke here than to smoke hereafter. Color-Tobacco brown. Flower-Nicotiana. Emblem-Pipe, Charter Members. Speed Leonard, Percy Houston, Iohn Kirkpatrick, James Crank, Leonard Harrison, Goodwin Smith, Floyd Gauldrn, John Hall, Joe Vertrees, Ivy Evans, Farrell Quigg. F This question was asked in a Physics exam: Wl1at steps would you take in ,determining the height of a building using an aneroid barometer? The answer on the paper was, I would lower the baro- meter by a string and meas- ure the string. New York Racket The biggest thing that ever happened in the commercial and business World was the consolidation of The New York Racket and Taylor's Department Store. J. W. and F. W. Taylor are partners and are actively associated in the former management of the Racket and together they are making it a bigger and better store all the time. . Remember, We keep Everything for Everybody, and our mottos are Cash Sales and Small Profits and No Trouble to Show Goods. Come in and be shown. -T--' YOURS FOR BUSINESS --T-- THE EW YORK RACKET ADVICE TO GIRLS. Be good, innocent, little girls. Believe anything the boys tell you. They will not deceive you.-Daugherty. - It does not matter which one of the girls you are, nor who is around, you should do anything I tell you.-john Hall. Look at Miss Margaret as the one faultless girl and try to be like her.- Jimmie. It is quite an accomplishment for a gentleman to be able to talk incessantly with defalcation for an entire evening. Listen to me then as you will un- doubtedly hear something valuablerto you.-A. B. Be very modest, as I am easily shocked.-Van Buskirk. Admire me as I should be and think of the great man I will be some day. I have cultivated what was originally an assumed independence and the blunders I make are all intentionally made for the purpose of acquiring more assumed independence.--Hubert Mc. ' Get busy, girls, you can have a good time if you will wake up a few more of the boys as you have me.- 'Dutchf' Please refrain from Wearing those so-called HI-Iobble Skirts. If you could see yourself as we see vou, we are sure you would not parade the streets in the day time at least. XVII ABIEL LEGNARD RE L ESTATE Farm loansilhmade at lowest rates of interest, ancl on liberal terms. lnsurance written on farm and city property in the best companies. Abstracts furnished and titles perfected to all farm lancls and town lots in Saline County. ABIEL LECDNARD ADVICE TQ GIRLS. QContinued.j - Bangs, as they are called, are not at all becoming to you. You do not have to be in style just simply because one of the 400 has introduced this uncivilizecl custom. If Ringling Bros' circus would hit town, we are sure they would cage you. If you desire to better your complexion in order to make yourself more beautiful just use a small quantity of the best face powder and rub evenly over the face. Apply cold cream at night. Avoid paints and such dopes as will make you appear ridiculous. Girls who apply such dope form a sideshow for the observers. Refrain from wearing large hats when with a young man. Should he desire to become a thief for a moment, it would greatly interfere and probably cause a little embarrassment. Do not approach a young man and ask him for chewing gum. If you want gum, you will find it in abundance up town. There is a limit to all things, so when next you dress your hair, please avoid wearing so many puffs, rats, switches, etc. It is not at all becoming to your style of beauty. ' Trig. class is not the place to hold your daily conversation. If you don't want to learn, get out and let those who do have the advantage of Prof. Lauffl lin's training. ei zsl' XVIII V l 4 1 'li 7 ill 1 i JESSE MARR, Presi en - A c. E. c. SHARP, viieffesiaenf iii. fl12IAIrf12g1cAoi'iZ?fElShief lj Bank of Sallne CAPITAL 550,000.00 Surplus and Undivided Profits 524,500.00 if fi W i 'c Marshall, Missouri - ADVICE TQ GIRLS. QContinued.j Screaming and loud talking in the corridors is not at all becoming to a A refined young lady. The campus is the place for such carrying on. VVhen there is an inter-collegiate game at the college, go and cheer for your team. Don't go poking off home or elsewhere just because you haven't a man. Don't throw out hints to the ehfect that you would like to go to a theatre with a certain young man. lf he desires to take you, he will most assuredly ask you. It isnlt every time he desires to be in your company when you act in this manner. Do not chew or pop your gum in the class room. It shows the lack of home training. To the Horace Class: Don't assemble in the corridors just before class time and discuss the difficult parts of your lesson. You should have your lesson - ! thoroughly prepared before you come to school. This is approved by Dr. Mc- Ginnis. 0 VVhen you have a feast at the college, always invite the boys to share the f delightful spread. Donit be so selfish. I , XVhen at an inter-collegiate game, do not bother the one you are with by asking them about certain plays that are made. lf you are not familiar with I the rules, get Spalding's Official Guidel' and learn them. That's how we got our start. Girls, do not get 'sore' because of these few remarks. lf the shoe fits you, x-rear itf, Be like the best of US and you will get along. iif BOYS. E QSignedj XIX l 1 l ii N ? Il . The Bank of Marshall MARSHALL, MO. OFFICERS ALEX. DENNY, President CEO. I-I. ALTHOUSE, Cashier JAMES A. WALKER, Assistant Cashier DIRECTORS ALEX. DENNY WM. A. S. I-IYLAND T. H. HARVEY CEO. I-I. ALTI-'IOUSE JAMES A. WALKER The Bank of Marshall Is liberal in policy, conservative in management and has excellent facilities for handling all branches of banking business. Separate vault for safety deposit boxes. A safe place to keep deeds, insurance policies and other valuable papers. A key to get at them. A private room in which to examine them. all I IF YOU ARE NOT A CUSTOMER OF THIS BANK, LET THIS BE YOUR INVITATION TO BECOME ONE. XX NAYLOR'S HARDWARE STCDRE Isntke 'place to buy uality Goods. Every- thing is kept to make 'a complete Hardfware Stock., We also do Heating of all kinds, ' Plumbing and Metal Works. Visit our model store on the West Side Square. Will be glad to see you. Yours B. F. YLOR H RDW RE A D PLUMBI G CO. BOGKS THEY MIGHT HAVE VVRITTEN. The following late books by popular authors will be placed on sale May 1st, 1911, at all book stores: A Successful Husband, A. Baird Parks. K New Unabridged Dictionary, 1910 revision, J. C. Hollyman, Foolish Dictionary, T. H. Gilmore. ' The VVhy and the VVherefore,l' A. B. Lansing. How l Fell in Love with my XYife.U C. Tl. Leeper. Poetical Translation of Horace's Odesf' Theron Holmes. Manual of Campustryf' Duncan and Garrard. The following are short extracts from a diary. Being confidentially written we think best not to mention any names: She's all the world to me. No, she doesn't seem to care for me. If it were anyone else I wouldnit give a Whoopfi I wonder if she ever could learn to love me as she does l? THE PRESBYTERIAN THEOLOGICAL SEMINARY OMAHA, NEBRASKA. This seminary offers a very attractive opportunity to young men desiring training for the ministry. It is well located. .Near the center of the Middle-west, it is sur- o nded with o enings for service lt IQ well equipped both with ample buildings and 1 u p . . . , , an able faculty. Instruction is available in every science necessary to the education . . . . . .. . h . 1 of a minister, and recognizing the changing conditions of the times, t e curricu uni has been carefully adapted to meet the needs of the minister of today. Its expenses are moderate. A student can enter the school with meagre funds. receive due remuneration for ministerial services rendered from time to time, and complete the course without debt. At graduation he will hnd inviting helds awaiting him. Sixty per cent are now at work in Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and Da- kota. Others occupy more distant Fields east and west, some are abroad as mis- sionaries. Beautiful rooms may be ordered in advance by students who plan to enter this ' l l t Christ- institution. The next term will begin September 19th and witi two wee cs a . mas vacation continue until May 2nd, 1912. Catalogs may be secured by addressing the President, Rev. A. B. Marshall, D, D. XXT Stork lyg Watches, Diamonds, Jewelry, SILVERWARE and CLOCKS T WF ln Central Missouri at the N orila Szde fezvelry Store AT THE RIGHT PRICES il- Everybody invited to call and inspect the same CHAS. A. MAUCH Brass Rule-Do the other fellow and do hini good. for he would do you as good as he could. DF 231 42 Dare to do anybody.-M Prof. Grube. Pkbkvk Knowledge is power-if you know it about the right person.--Eunice H. The greatest possession is self possession.-Mary Mc- Ilroy. az wk ac He laughs best whose laugh lasts.-Austin Jones. He who fights and runs will live to tell about away the fray.-Sophs and Sen- iors. 341434 Many hands want light work.-Goodwin Smith. 4425441 All is not bold that titters. -Myrtle Moore. Pkflsvk . When you want some- body done, do him yourself. -Joe Johnston. 0. w. j0l7llSIOIl Hardware and Home Furnishing Store EVERYTHING FOR THE EUME Furniture, Lace Curtains, Hugs, Etc. Razors, Knives, Shav- ing Soaps, Baking and Chafing Dishes We would be glad to have you go through the big store. 0 W. JOHNSTON East Side Square MARSHA LL, MO. XXII SOPHOMGRE GENER- AL STATISTICS. Laziest-Richard Horne. Best Student - Lizzie Cochran. Prettiest-Mary Hurt. Most religious - R. C. Hutchison. Biggest Dude - Hubert McDaniel. Wittiest-Patil Oliver. Lady's man-Joe Johns- ton. Tallest-Ira lVlcClymond. Most prissy-Jini McAu- inch. Best acrobat - Gerald Fitzgerald, Most clumsy - David Fitzgerald. Most promising --- Cecil Francisco. Thinks she is-Margaret Manning. I Most amiable-Marguerite Pile. 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I must repeat that you read your lessons without putting any thought on i-Prof. McGinnis. Pass on, please -Prof. Grube. Ladies and Gentlemen, I thank you -Prof. Penick. My soul -Berta Rasse. Hello, Sport --Isabel. Concerning the topic under discussion -tl. C. Hollyman. Honor brightf, Ye-yes -Ruth Rose. I clon't give a whoop -G. Fitzgerald. It's unpecunerary to me -Iva Evans. You're crazy, girll'- Mystic,,' ''VVonclerful -Garland Neal. That's alrightn--james Crank. As a matter of facti'-Prof. Stephens. How ? -Myrtle M. The immortal gocls, preserve usu-Charlotte B. Shoe factoryn-Prof. Bixler, Let me carry your booksv-K. King. Oh, is that sou-Mary Dean. George-oh heis my brother -lllildrecl T. That's got my goatu-Leonard H. Alright, old topw-Percy H. For pity sakes, shut up. -Prof. Laughlin. How come ? -Brown. Such a thus-nessi'-lXfIary Hurt. Every vestige of poweru-Vertrees. 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I nearly passed away,', Edna Harrison. 4'Believe ine -VVill Davis, Say, kid -Anna E. Oh, you don't say sow-Beulah. 'KIt's no place for a nervous lady like ine,-Margaret M. HSure 'nough -Florence P. 'KDrat itl'-Kitty Sue. 'flt sho ani a duby -Carl D. She's all the world to iiiev--4'Slci1iipy.', I once had a little dog nained Augustn-Earl Gaither. 'flfielieve ine, kidw-Edna Hollister. Hello, girliel'-Alice Montague. You don't say -lvlarguerite Downs. 12: :ic ak Said little Jimmie Mack, Wfith hind wheels on hefore, A drive l'd like to take, Dear Iiin and Maggie went, And Maggie I 3,111 Sure, Nor knew ahout the change Vlfill a nice companion make. Until the drive was spent. Sorine naughty little boys, l U lining to every cloud. It is a shame to say, F just tampered with the rig Pessiniist-Que who hites it to see ii VVhile Jimmie was away. it is real silver. XXVII 'c Eiaf- Optimist-A man who sees a silver REFINED FOOTBALL. College football needs reforming. I hope to see it a more gentlemanly game next season.-Prof. Penick. I beg your pardon, sirg I fear my elbow struck you on the nose, y Don't mention it, I beg of youg I hope I have not mashed your toes. Dear me, I must apologize. Pray, let me help you to your feet. I thank you, sir, let me commend your tackling, 'twas extremely neat. I've bruised your jaw-believe me, sir, I do regret such sad mischance, H CC KC A trifle--prithee, take my armg I'll lead you to the ambulance. Your ear, I think, sir-I am grieved, I am rather rough, I iearf' I , Will courtesies like these be heard when we play ball again next year? Bill- I realize I am not good enough for you, but Won't you have me anyway? Marie- Yes, Billy, you,re good enough to begin onf' Daugherty- How can I keep my toes from going to sleep? Johnston- Don't let them turn in. She- After all, Prof. Gurlie is - He- Yes, he is. She- Is What? He-- After all. 77 For Clever RULES FoR IVIILLI ERY LONGEVITY AT Keep your head cool and your feet Warm, avoid draughts and ' buy your groceries CALL ON fI'0IT1 EMA M. CHAFFEE E. W. MILES' North East Corner Square Popular Prices MARSHALL, MO. XXVIII reeni ewelry o TELEPHONE 1253 MAIN L.-.-.. ..iJ We are malcing the Hnest line of Artistic Diamond Jewelry in all brancbes of the trade, including Emblem Pins, Rings, Charms, Presen- tation Medals, College Pins. Watch, Clock and Jewelry Repairing. Designs submitted and estimates given free of charge. Special attention given to all lcincis of special order work. 1104 WALNUT STREET Kansas City, Missouri XXIX ev o .Lia l22?W.E3 f as N, Ghocolafiiv Demand This Brand Don't merely ask for Chocolates- insist on VASSAR CHOCOLATES. You are entitled to the best value your money will purchase. It is not necessary to accept other kinds when 1 you can get VASSAR CHOCOLATES for the V same price. Various styles to suit the taste, all in attract- ive packages. Prices 604: to Sl 00 the pound. According to style. 1 M. V. C. DIRECTORY. Name Anna Evans .... Percy Houston Wallace Grube ...... .... L ahoratory. Katharine Sue Peniel Ella Black ........ I n . ..... We may not he the near- g Address est to you, but will .....On inside Chapel steps WHDMO' ' I always come the near- est to pleasing you By radiator in south hall. with our ........ln the otiiee. John Kirkpatrick, . . ... L .VVith Ella. John Doak ......... Easy McCntehcon ., L'...,',1 Emma Ma.-tcl1.1li .... J, C, Hollyinan. Mazee Bridges . .. A. B. Lansing... . Beulah Garrard. .. .. Floyd Gauldin ..... Margaret Manning . Mildred Mc. .... . Joe King ...... Mary Mcllroy ..,. Will Davis ....... Leonard Harrison .. James Crank .... Garland Neal .. . . .. . .See K, S. Pfs address. Ice Zream, Frozen W. C. A, hm. ICQS, sodas, ...,Xt dictionary in the lihrary ......Ohtainahle anywhere. SIIIIGGQS, EIC. .. . .Before a niirror. ...,Up in the air. .....On the campus. ...,Down in the mouth. Douglas Chocolates .By the radiator in tht 1'0Ulll. .. . .Gut riding. Never Fail to Please ....VVith Georgt .....Ask Mac. . . . .illll1JOSSll3lC to say, 111-0331 M.-Mission Study E. S. I4 P. Mi.-Up town. .VVhere angels fear to tread. Nllfih Square MU, XXX l r ESTIEFF PIANOSE UPRIGI-ITS, GRANDS AND PLAYERS Represent faultless construction, and the highest achievements in touch, tone and finish. CI-IAS. IVI. STIEFF No. 9 LIBERTY ST. BALTIMORE, MD. M. V. C. DIRECTORY--Continued. Name. Address. Otto Scliweer ............ At some girl's house. Clara Smith .... ....... I n her Trig Book George Daugherty ....... Witli Mary. A Baird Parks .... ....... H ome, Sweet Home. Tlios. Gilmore ........... Slater. G. Fitzgerald ............. Five feet behind Nelle N. XXXII SL00 the Year All the news at the end of the Week. Superior equipment for Job Work of every description. The O mm , diwl, lmwfemf' OG. extend to you the courtesies of their store devoted to wearing apparel and dress accessories complete for men, for women, for children and to the out- htting of the home-in every case presenting mer- chandise of the highest order of rnerit characteristic of this store. Especial attention is directed to the store ac- commodations-to the Tea Room, to the Parlor Floor with its Writing Room, Womenis Lavatory, Rest and Reception Rooms, Telephone Room with free service, to the free Parcel Checking Booth, to the United States Postal Suh-Station and many other conveniences which malce shopping here pleasant as well as prohtahle. This is The Store Accom- modatingf, Grand Avenue, Walnut and Eleventh Streets Kansas City, Missouri XXXII fx THE OWL Owl is the bird of birds. Owl is the word of all words. Owl 's the bird. M N Owl's the word. After many years of study of this Wonderful bird, I have decided to put my knowledge in book form. Three hundred pages of interesting reading matter bound in a beautiful cloth cover for 52.50. Any person desiring a copy of this book, may get one by sending the above sum to LEONARD V. HARRISON MARSHALL, MO. . Frank T. UtZ THE N RUFF HOTEL LEADING HOTEL OF THE TOWN MARSHALL, - - - MO. .1. ..1l .1l.. -1 Hot and Cold Running Water in Every Room. Twelve With Private EXPERT PIANO TUNER Bath. AND RE-BUILDER Best of Professional References Furnished LOCAL AND LONG DISTANCE PHONE No. 469 Residence 540 N. jefferson Ave. ' MARSHALL, MO. Jo Go Concerf Tuner for Missouri Valfey C01 leg 5 PROPRIETOR U ' XXXIII We have a professor named Place, And if ever turned loose in space His antics galore VVould cause him to soar Forever with increasing pace. There is a professor named Myers. And to teach us pure French aspires. But his pupils turned loose Could not equal a goose In the use of smart Frenchifiers. Wfallace Grube wanted a kodak for Christmas. VVhere did he get it? JJ! john Kirkpatrick wanted a Conk- lin's self filling pen. W'here did he get it? .2935 A. B., Dutch, joe, Chink, Nig,', Hickey, Honey Boy, Big Bear, Rev.,,' Socrates, Pat, Pea- body, f'Golde, Gilly,', Tubby and all the bunch love real Chocolate Soda, but where do they get it? Why at BROWN'S RED CROSS PHARMACY The Quality Store. ELEC RIC i Q, , ' , ,,,, , .0 X 'glilg ,HE 1 5.4 i! T The Spring Mechanic Should' be busy about your home or place of business installing the fixtures neces- sary for using Electric Light if you wish to enjoy the max- imum of comfort or business this spring and summer. Electric Light is truly the light that will give the best service, the best of satis- factory illumination, Whether used for commercial or do- mestic purposes. ASK US ABOUT ITS COST HAHSHALL ELEGTRIG LIGHT, HEAT XXXIV AND PUWER 00. How 1 BECAME 'nh HANDSOME Just puhlishecl, although heen uncler consideration for several years. I am known as the most handsome mam to the unlimited EGO. Free to those unsophisticatecl enough to talce my aclvice. Those desiring copies address EUNICE HUNTER, Marshall, Mo. TAILOR F For Ladies and Gentlemen . - r' Qty, Yagi Siem!-fax EXCELLENCE OF WORKMAN- SHIP. PERFECTION OF FIT. MOVING . PICTURES Also Cleaning, Pressing, Repairing and Remodeling. ' 7 1T3 UTt1Z' 91.31-.1-wi PHONE 509 South Side Square Farmers Savings Bank Bldg. South East Corner Square MARSHALL, MO. M A R S H A' L L ' M O ' XXXV , ,.... I sn, ,,,-, -, .,.- . 7 -- .:-,,- Q -:Q I RL ,---L.:-e :Egg 1-A2-iLg'? --.1 KX -ez:-211-:7-527' 111 -A-iigil 'il ' ' -4--- ,.,v . I -f-1-'ff i tg '- , sf WI V, VZ? J ,fi jg-kg ,L 5 ,... J'd4x, . 5,1 1457- . ziq, --I! -5,12 - -- ' Lil- ? 5 ff- 59 , ,, , -X Q. .i T , 5... 5 .T A-3 1 ,:, A - Q' j1.,- K' '13, i E, T 35 eff. , J 3 'it' f 1 4 fs fair: V K 5 Q I. i f 1 : 2 77 I, fx ffm-' ' I .I . - - 5 -1 1-3? C I s,jgggQ:5i,5'-' h,3 5 fe 4 Q-freiigi -vig ,,'i,ff.2.,g-1T':A ...fm lesqrigsfr 'es-.-ff '.-1 ,I i--- -ll 1 , ,. Cl-gE5CAp .QQ , - -Q ' ' 'gfu Q , . f ' 444-J its -: . -S55 -gr, -i4-F-af-:X :gd I- V My ,g L 35 QLA- ,xp-. MIN , 1'-'fl-I '7' ' -EES-. cf, Y'?i,IlEf'if2x -. ls, Fyfrs 1' 11. ?'fu'i.-- ,' - N-'f if: 'A' ' f-X .- 'f, i- if - 1' 'i53iQ.lQfi:-f. ' -- X - g fillff. I6 1 d-fdggw ici, 'fy 5 fyfI5'j'l75'ff5fff'5.- if-x ,.,,V 'Tift gi F ti N124 :lil ' -- t ' 15314, j If 1 3 gLt -i. X,,--:'i?f'- -:Lil AQ L. ' i 1 N 1- , -' 'N Y ' ' - fa ., -J-fir ., ? ? 2 3 E' i .' ' I A-mm ' - QE? 3 5 5 If 7 f 'ii xii - 1? , E :f 1 fa?- -I 2 fir, err 1 ' ' ?-ti ' P -ni fsrfk X5 -T-111, F 1 I' fs-3 -- '- ,gp - I , 5. 242,-, 55:- .T.fA 5 lzliiifm' -f., :IFJ1?x lf? 1 I A Q ties ., llzgd i - !',.l,'.ig ..ei?E..'.-5, 'VA' .'- Q -.7 ks: gif' -xx I '1 1 'I -.5 ' ' - -fr .I 341,12-11?s?:f+gEfe-..-i?.? r ' fi f'f7 'AS EF' .413 .... -- - -'Nil' - .glfvik Sf, ., Q: I . aw -Q N. . 5. - X J ff? .I- f lf- I 1.17.1-2 5 : 15.1-. , y ,' 3. g,5i'.'- .:s. 7 Q ..gf.. r: L+. 'Seat ff .- - fr fe '-.ew .. 71 -,- ff: . .1 4 -1 Aff 4'-'Q t. 4 'awe'-r-1-1::,::fa 'z ,- -.ff .',.-..-. a:.'1z'.4f-..--fff. ' ,.-.,,.. - :-ff Arm-action in writing is latterly simplified to just one reach for Waterman's Ideal. The possession of this pen is the cause for the saving of about one-half of a writer's time, as Well as the satisfaction which comes only from the superior qualities, which must be found in every much-used article. Waterman's Ideals are adapted to the owner's hand from the start-there is no breaking in. With the pen thus suited and the quality and patented parts prevailing in success, there is rovided the permanent pen for constant usage. In Standard, Safety and Self-Filling Types. Booklet on Request. Avoid Substitutes. L. E. WATERMAN CO., 173 Broadway, N. Y. XXXVI KEITH' a-KANSAS CITY, MO. Furniture We cordially invite you to visit our store during your stay in Carpets the city. We are headquarters for FURNITURE, CARPETS and Rugs DRAPERIES and have every facility to handle all out of town C . - orders satisfactorily. urtalrfsfl If you need anything in our line, We will prepay the freight and Draperies guarantee safe arrival of goods at your depot. WEEE ROBERT KEITH ETJRNITURE AND CARPET CO. I DONTS FOR THE PREPS. Don't use a Don '-a horse is stron er and lar er. 5 3 8 Don't walk thru exams-get a pass. Donit flirt with the Freshmen-unless fou are forced to. 5 DOl1,t Whisper in class-Yell,' Don't tell stories-the profs. have that privilege. !,Don't draw pictures on the blackboard-you are big enough babies already Y-5Don't study-let the other fellow do it. . J r -H., A i , T T lpn, R ff Paul Mc.-Have you seen Maurine this afternoon? ' E Joe K.-lllaurine who? W. H. COLVERT W. S. COLVERT COL ERT BRGS. com. A D ics CITY TRANSFER Office in rear of Bank of Salem Building and at Sale Yards. com. YARD PHONE 76 OFFICE PHONE 86 XXXVIT -:iLOWNEY'S BGX CANDY? OYSTERS, SANDWICHES and CHILLI, CIGARS and FRUIT F. P. ILLIAIVIS South Side Square SOLILGQUY QF A HORACE STUDENT. After VVordsworth Qvvith no hopes of catching him.j Horace is too much with us, soon and lateg Defining and construing, we use up our hoursg Little do We see of friends that are ours. W'e have worn our nerves away, unhappy fate! The Prof. that keeps us digging until June, Unmindful of our howling at all hours, Gives grades that do not justify our powers. For odes, for epodes, we 'are out of tune. It moves him not-Great guns! I'd rather get A pony, by some Sophomore outworn, So might I without such fume and fret Ride thru exams that make me so forlorn. Then might I my troubles sore forget And slumber till eight-thirty in the morn. C. B., '14 SBIIU M6 UNB Dollar and I will explain the secret of if i Connubial Felicity Every man and Woman should know it. Address, A. BAIRD PARKS, MARSHALL, Mo. XXXVIII Marshall, Mo. -. .111.l 5c--1 Oc--25C The L H. Jackson to. Almost Anything and Everything NOTHING ovER A QUARTER -1-1 - TIPPI G BRGS. MARBLE and GRANITE WoRKs We erected Memorial at main entrance for Class of 1909 MARSHALL BIG HEADS CLUB. Motto: Self conceit makes the world go 'round Colors-Brown and black. Emblem-The big If Frater in Facultate-Prof. Bixler. Charter Members. Richard Horne, Jr. J. C, Hollyman, Floyd Gauldin, Carl O, Hamlin, Abram Bloodgood Lan- sing. Paul Oliver, Leonard Harrison, Otto Schweer, Isabel McCutcheon, Anna Stringfield, Margaret Mannin Mazee Bridges, Nelle Newton. 24 Ilfik Business hrms whose ad- vertisements appear on these pages made the Sabiduria possible. VVhen trading re- member this.-B u s i n e s s Manager. MISSOURI Thos. Hg Fisher DRUGGIST Get it at Fisher's .l-1-1 ' 1...-.1 -1 WEST SIDE SQUARE MARSHALL, Mo. XXXIX The boys are lisping The duth, There is a young girl nam- ed Ruth, VVith wonderous brown eyes, NVho'd be, such a prize But to love her there ain't no uth. s: dc We have a young girl nam- ed Anna, Wlio sings in a loud so- prano, And to each college boy In granted the joy Of spooning with this dear Anna. Harrison talking over the 'phonez H.- Hello Is this Mrs. Orr? Mrs. Orr- Yes, sir. CK H.- Like to speak to Isabel, please. Mrs. O.-returning to the 'phone: Hello H.- What's the dope? Mrs. O.- I didn't under- stand. H.-A little louder. What's the dope? Mrs. O.- Miss Mc- Cutcheon will be down in a few minutes. f FREE 4 This beautiful pic- - ture will be mailed to any girl in the U. S. upon receipt of a Ze postage stamp. We can also furnish this on a beautlful cal endar Size 14x24 THE KELLY VAWTER JEWELRY Co ADDRESS BRA DF GRD HOUSE West olde Square Marshall Mo MARSHALL MO XLI 9 AW, J - f . . l I .- . . . .ill- pl I 4,1 ' 7 s s ' Executed in their own building by the College Department of 4 flu . , , fewtggx qfifpkqi -0- G ' Ilfiilsfligluii '0- 3 E! XS : X 3 H 5 ' ,N Wf tflvilaiifllli H H t . ,ff E f g g ,Jw E X E SE I ,u ,gill N0 ,. EQ Q etf: ' 2 kj u fu tt tttttt'tt'eeee an I I .,,,, ff fl- F I -.4' fimanm :Z g Izz- ' Usi- llil I it L V I WWIHHQWQ Im! I .,g+ I ' 541 Mr? MILF: - QUIT , p , g ' at . ,.t,e H l-if-V,,.7. ...J-555: L - ,HM mn-fr. F 'ce ib- t -, ' 453115- ' f- ef-' 4' .- 'E'.'-e t -- ' :s5,,,, ' -1-5 3? t - , --AA ' 'J Q iff- - -1::.15iegaf:5:f51-- fd- e 1 Ulm .-,Jeff - Ti'-.2f.Ef5:5fi?iifL'-T1fz- f-1-' ' ' feaaegieii' I ' , I t ,., Y ' t It , -, I be We - 1+ The if gifiie ,A Cbamplin rinting e. Columbus, Qbio XLII Q1 1 W Qfswiis VE B? ky I X147 Q k E11 B1 W ll D D W IIL G Hih MII dPt Rlf Mld dMA MA I b1M btMD B I JCH S--NX X XX N dRd f h ,X x 7 5.14-Q1 Q? Q 5 ,E NMISHQ LESSONS AT YOUR HOME WRITE TODAY FOR CATALOG LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE PIANO OR ORGAN BEGINNERS OR ADX ANCED PUPILS xii Roberta JPIQHQM EQQQSQQ 6439 Runout Street MARSHALL MO XLIII Y-train ' --- -W I -FW, W i- 4r..Y , 'TQ' - 7---lli J., ,J.-,ff ' 1:1 r ,S .ii X , D i . . x - X ,. M I U v FIX I A ' 1 '1 'fs' I un if J' Q11 . V r ' A,f , 3 TN , ' N- H Ox X , XY-.-4 ' John Ki k f-' k P H on I , a a A E N X i avis C 1 D X f Mae avidso B h G - d -X x ,ll Mi . oclfrid 3' 11 dH X arle F ' ' G D h t L d H ' Af ,I M2156 C 11, 1 C 1, 5 I X ?7ValteEFgikl' H ' 1 X 5 ' era u a E ' H ff IU PaulMcA ' h I M C1 d , f ' 1 X Q K Maurine G ll M - P'1 G ' Leon A. . L ' ' I Geor M B 'd A J K C IH 1' ' -' X ' ' h N 1 N X J ' h N A , M v M ' M tD d Q I I . . ll X M ts h fi , . kv . ' l I Xin xx X4 I O ,SGA X xxx s V .-Q-xg , lj ua k .,Qx,x.s' -- bw -A , , I' - ' ' I O' S11 1 11 J ,-- Y J V.L, Y. '1 If m.. , I I I , Whether it 's STAPLE GROCERIES for daily food or DAIN TY SWEET MEATS for College spread, YOU'LL FIND IT' AT PEECHER 8L SON'S EVERYTHING FRESH. PURE AND WHOLESOME SOUTH SIDE SQUARE MARSHALL, MQ The Ananias Club Moffo-A gentle lie turneth away inquiry. Up-to-Date Colors-Blue and White. Frafer in Faculfafe--Prof. Myers. Members. David Fitzgerald John Poage James McAninch Marjorie White Janet Buck Wylie LaRue Bessie Williams Edgar Carrol Arch McNeely A Joseph Tope Aubrey Ross Leo Brown Gerald Fitzgerald Frank Price Willianna Holmes Elizabeth Crawford Prof. Grub He was the rube On whom the water fell. It came with a splash Quick as a flash Down from the mouth of hell. And oh the great revels 'Mong the Dormitory Devils As he uttered his ee-ee-ees. But the fun soon turned, And I'll be durned 'Twas a pinch for the D. D. D.'s. POST CARDS, MAGAZINES, STATIONERY, CIRCULATING LIBRARY AT VAW T E R ' S NEWS STAND First Door South of Post Office The Business Manager takes this opportunity to express his sincere thanks to the business firms who have so willingly taken advertising space in the Sabiduria. It is they who have made this volume a success, and We hope the students and friends of the college will not forget their generosity CARL I' DUNCAN, Business Manager. XLI V For ll College M n wwnz... '22 Who take speclal -.-.-1-:-:-1frE1E' , -..2-: ...5E1f 2 2 2'2'2 - - 1 1- :Ui 5g:2:2:I:2:2:2:5.:...22 . . d . , if 22 . 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