Missouri Valley College - Sabiduria Yearbook (Marshall, MO)

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11121-Iii: SIJIBIDVRIXSI 1912 Invincible Seniors PACE does not permit the Historian to give a complete history of the Class of Nineteen Hundred Twelve. Only general facts can be given. Qwing to the nature of things, definite dates cannot be given in many instances, since they have to be determined by circumstances. For instance, the dates of births of members cannot be had. All we can say is that our members were born between I4Q2 and 1908. We infer this from the fact that they are all native white Americans and have had four years of college work. But aside from vagaries and uncertainties there is much that can be said of the class. The most conspicuous thing is that it is the best class that has ever gone out from this or any other college. In the class there are fifteen boys and girls Ccount- ing men and old maidsj, and every girl has twice as many brothers as all the boys have sisters. There are two sisters-in-law of every member of the class except two, and every member has one niece and one nephew except one. ln the class there are two husbands, one father and thirteen sweethearts. V The class is well prepared to take care of itself. If it has an urgent mission, it can command a Leeper3 if it needs light, it has two torches CGarrard and Van Bus- kirkl and three sons CRolofson, Harrison and Hutchinsonl3 if it has burdens to bear, Campbell is ever ready to offer his serviceg if swolen streams are approached, Bridges can be usedg if it is uncertain about the directions, it can be assured that the moss always grows on the north side of the Ross3 if religious services are desired, the boys can take the Van, the girls a Bus and all can go to the Kirk, if the pole is not long enough to reach the persimmon, the class can have McClym' for it3 if he does not succeed, it can have McGin' CMcGinnisj after it3 if it desires to be noticed, it can blow its own Horneg ifgit gets hungry, it has its own CGrubfel3 if it gets tarnished, it can Gilfdjmore and stay brightg and if you bother it, it will get Hufffyl. This class is composed of aspirants to several of the most noble callings known to man. Of those who expect to wear ministerial robes there are the Revs. Thomas Hendricks Gilmore, D. D. ffIQ47, 3 Aubrey C. Ross, D. D. CIQ6Ib 3 Charles Byrd Leeper, Ph. D. C2000D 3 William Riley Van Buskirk, D. D. fIQ73T 3 Ira H. Clymonds, D. D. fIQ68j 3 Roy Carl Hutchinson, D. D. f2II33 3 and Elder Leonard Harrison, Ph. D. QIQQIB. All of the ladies are expecting to teach and are looking for Bachelors who are in some degree Nlasters of CHeD Arts. If any one knows of any person or persons with these qualifications he will greatly oblige any of the follow- ing ladies by notifying her of his or their whereabouts: Misses Grace Rolofson, Mittie Huff, Beulah Garrard, Mazee Bridges, and Alberta McGinnis. fAll com- munication should be addressed to Marshall, care of The Sabidurial Dr. Wallace lWcBridge Grube, M. D., F. Z. S., fIQ87l expects to minister to the physical man and keep him in running order and paying condition. Hon. Richard Carter Horne, LL. D., fIQ7SD expects to plead for justice and a speedy payment of fees. Mr. Oren Ross Campbell is willing to till the soil and feed us all at a reasonable price. Chronos only can proceed further with this history, so we leave it with him. R. C. HUTcH1NsoN. 1 14