Missouri Valley College - Sabiduria Yearbook (Marshall, MO)

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TI-IE. SABIDURIA f . I A A .Mlm ' It ki f - m . . lll as : f 'Evil' L , 1 lr, 'rf 1 ' mr , U . L , ef, -' . --- - - 1 . :sax 52 , .5 l,f' a - 4' N N. . ,W T AZA vt!! 1 is Q, DlqQ N- . WLQ4? ' ' A s ' ' ?:':?J gif! 'Q 'JA' I A-1-'A . .bgelforl Az,-rex dems-5,1 i Colors- Black and Orange WINFIELD ARMENTROUT . . President HARVEY CLITHERO . . . Vice-President MARGARET CLARKSON . . Secretary-Treasurer 'Sophomore Class Bulletin This extraordinary body of patients was put under surveillance about two years ago. and though a complete cure has not yet been effected, their friends are still optimistic as to the outcome. Each patient's ability ffinanciall of course determines the length of his stay in the infirmatory. These unfortunates are by no means neglected, but are allowed to pay tuition, take Biology quizzes, endure concerts, and enjoy other little pleasantries as though in real school life. Too much cannot be said of the noble physicians, who have done so much for these poor children. Indeed not a patient has been left undone Every three months the chief Prylogist pries them loose from a certain amount of money varying according to the con- dition fnot physical, of the patient. At the same time the head alienist for the institution, Dr. McGinnis, asks them certain hypothetical questions which he also kindly answers for them, and, by so doing will probably enable some of these people to remain under these pleasant surroundings longer than they had expected. And thus on through the whole staff. each has his pleasant surprise for the patients. ln consideration of the fact that these people entered the institution together they have been allowed to forin an organization just as other people do. They have chosen officers, a class motto, and colors. Mr. Winheld Dockery Armentrout fhe inherited thatl is Pres- ident, and Miss Margarette Carkson Haynes fshe choose thatl is Secretary and Treasurer - the latter being a frost. ' These people are allowed entertainment on certain lucid days, one of which the luniors recently took advantage of and materially the existence of the less fortunate Soph- omores. Not withstanding their advancement, it is still found necessary to keep a bulletin re- cording the symptoms of the patients and the following is the most recent one. l. WINFIELD ARMENTROUT - fSi-Piz-Zipl. Speaks heart rending selections at the most inopportune moments. Thinks he is a bear-hunter. fTalks about killing Cubs. J Don't ask him to sing. 31

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THE SABIDURIA AGNES SUTHERLAND A. B. Pearsonian Marshall, Mo. A great lover of history, and has taken a special course along the line of the Rudolffsonl. College Juniors JAMES WILLINGHAM A. B. Houxonian Hobart, Okla. He had rather debate than eat or sleep, tho' he is a good hand at the latter two as well. 30 L '.'i ..,. .. ,',- '-s . Q ,... V4 OLA WHITEHEAD A. B. Bairdean Macon, Mo. Birdie, , Exclusive to most people, but beloved by some.

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THE SABIDURIA 2. CLYDE BLOSSER. Very morose. Grins instead of talking. Tells fish stories - Has been a bass-fisher. 3. MARGARETTE CLARKSON. Eats an awful lot. Impassionately fond of Pickle, Likes jewelry -- large ruby rings especially. 4. HARVEY CLITHERO. The most unruly patient in the ward. Insists on saying Grace at all times, no matter whether he is at the table or not. A student of Paul. 5. ROBERT CORDRY. An awful noise shop. Says that he is a preacher fmistakel. A great ladies man. Too much of a flirt. 6. ROBERT CLEMENS. The ladies man of the institution. Says that he has taught school CGreat mysteryj. A constant sufferer from the tooth- ache - supposedly. But in spite of all his head troubles his pellet mixing arm is your one best bet. 7. JAMES DAVIS. Has a vocabulary especially pleasing to Biology students. Shirks work and is always listening for the bell. A crank on Biology. 8. ELIZABETH DAVIS. Has taught an Agricultural College. Likes Simmons better than a 'possum does. Seems to have lost something in the skies, judging from the way she holds her head. 9. CLAUD CUTHERY. Has brain storms, is very violent, and must be confined in the Steel parlor for safety. Needs strenuous training constantly to prevent over-weight. A glance at these pages will show his chief trouble. IO. ETHEL JOHNSTON. Insists that her name should be spelled without a UT . fl-las found only one man to agree with her., Asks too many questions. Usually, W ho said so? ll. CHAS. LEEPER. Says, that he is married. And daddy too. Prefers the chivari to other kinds of entertainment. Wants to preach. IZ. CHARLES MOUNT, lr. KC. or Chollie.J Too much name. Thinks that he is an ornithologist, because a Birdie answers his very whistle. His singing will make him a victim of capital punishment some day. No he has not been to Yale. Somebody falsified. V I3. JESSIE MCCORMICK. Chewing gum got her into trouble. Wears that Quaker oats smile. She can talk slowly if she will. I4. LESTER THOMPSON. Married. Called papa. Raw on baby talk. A terrible windjammer. Oratog? Don't ask him what he would say if he was down on the farm. I5. LAURA PARKS- fSliml. An awful tease. Romps on every- body. Does what jenny does. Chemistry star -- 23. A promising patient. Though such a record seems rather formidable, it is much more promising that some of the earlier Bulletins. ' CLAUD GUTHERY. Aw QN g J O 4 32