Missouri University of Science and Technology - Rollamo Yearbook (Rolla, MO)

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An Ode te Dean Be kind to your Sophomores, O George Reinald Dean, Their beans are now sluggish and cold; The works of each differentiating machine Are rusty and sure growing old. Ah, once they could do forty problems with ease, But now they are spavined and lame; Your quizzes alone give them heart disease, Each mourns for the lack of a brain. You toiled and you slaved like a government mule, You gave every one a good chance, You spoon-fed them full according to rule, And rejoiced over each step’s advance. The campus is moist with the billows of sweat You cheerfully shed as you sought. To bring up these boobs to the mark you had set, But the mark on their papers is nought.” They say they don’t know and don’t give a damn For the apples of knowledge that hang Within easy reach of the bone-head called man, But their hopes will go up with a bang. So be kind to your Sophomores, friend George Reinald Dean They 11 be sorry they laughed when you railed, The flush on their cheeks will turn sickly green At the end of the term when they’ve failed. Page Twenty-two

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Faculty Noel Hubbard, Assistant Registrar Charles Yancey Clayton, JL S„ Met. E., Professor of Metallurgy amt Ore Dressing Leon Ellis Garrett, B. S., Professor of Mechanic ' s R. O. Jackson, B. S , M. E,, Professor of Mechanical Engineering Floyd Hill Frame, A. B,, E. E. Professor of Electrical Engineering Stuart Lee Raysincer, M. D,, Professor of Hygiene and Student Health Director Walter Theodore Schrenk, B. S., M. S., Ph. D„ Professor of Chemistry Karl Kenneth Kershner, B. S,, M. S,, Professor of Chemistry Oscar Adam Henning, A. B., A. M., Professor of Modern Languages Samuel Horace Lloyd, Jr., A. B., M. S., Associate Professor of Psychology George Ottis Ranes, B. S,, Associate Professor of Electrical Engineering Charles J. Millar, B. S., M. $,, Assistant Professor of Biology A. Vern Kilpatrick, B. 3., Assist uni Professor of Mechanical Engineering David Francis Walsh, B. S , M. S., Assistant Professor of Metallurgy Harold Grant, A. B., Director of Athletics and Head Coach Ida A. Bengston, A. B«, S M,, Ph D,, Lecturer in Bacteriology; Bacteriologist , National Institute of Health t U. $. Public Health Service William R, Rapp, A. B,, Instructor in Physical Education and Basketball Coach Junior Brown, A. B., Instructor in Physical Education and Football Coach Herbert Emmet Ahrens, B. S., Instructor in Engineering Drawing and Descriptive Geometry Richard Dwight Duff, B. S m M. S., Instructor in Chemistry Frank Edward Dennie, B. S„ C E., James Shelley Cullison, A, B„ M. S., Acting Assistant Professor of Mathematics Instructor in Geology

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3 Classes ak frfl This instrument was the original tele- phone invented by Bell in 1875» in the first practical demonstration however in 1876 a slightly modified instrument was used. In the summer of 1876 Bell ex hibited his modified instrument at the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia. Here however it attracted no attention until it was acclaimed as a wonderful scientific achievement by some visiting scientists