Missouri University of Science and Technology - Rollamo Yearbook (Rolla, MO)

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SIMON JOCHAMGWITZ, Lima, Peru, “ And uhi it a indy ' s in tin ui t You kunu alt o hit thitnji t ' fhv plan Escuela de Ingen ieros de Lima! 07, Michigan College of Mines, G8. Entered M. S- M. 08, Member M. §. M. Orchestra. “Jo-ham-sandwich, 1 “Jo-ham-and-eggs. No one has ever been able lo tell just bow handsome this young Peruvian really is t because lie always ob- mires himself behind a cloud of cheap perfume. From an occasional glimpse that one gets of him one cannot help feeling that he really ought to hide behind something, Jo is one of the great fussers, and, judging from the number of girls who have been seen wearing his diamond ring this winter, he must have been engaged to a different girl every week. All the same he is a great artist. CARL WINTHROP KENISTON, TBTf, Plymouth, N. H. Cotncf Sit down ( ' very math vr x son tij you 1 n d ft hr t t u ynur pa rU ' Assistant in Chemistry, 07, 08. Assistant in Metal- lurgy 08, 09. Director of M. $. M. Orchestra and Band, Director M, S, M. Minstrel Troupe, Grubstaker, A Yankee and pretends to be proud of it. Father of M. S, M. Orchestra. Talks mysteriously about “Back East wherever that is . Fond of blowing his own trumpet and everyone helps him ' . When Time is no more there is likely to be a conflict between him and Gabriel, as to who shall blow the last trump. HARRY CLAY KIBE, TTKA t Socorro, N. M. 7 am d t rminrd irvery chum ' to take To nctpiirc knowhitgc, thoiujh mtik n break. A Mellin s food baby, but only eats to live and ask fool questions. Thinks tha t Phelps County hills abound with undiscovered mineral. At any rate he makes the poor Rubes think so- Resembles a duck in his walk. Gets ocean transport free, being shipped as ballast. Is taking the Geology Option, as he finds much difficulty in getting down mine shafts. Would like to enter Society but can’t give up chew- ing tobacco. 28

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HARVEY ODEN GARST, TBTT, Cabool, Mo, Lri me be no A ssisi nt Jot a Siaie t Hut keep a form ami pasture President of Senior Class, Assistant in Surveying. This is the only living example of this unique species, “H. 0. G,” has done nothing very start- ling during his four years residence, but has pursued the even tenor of his way, absorbing some little Civil Engineering and many of Lemixig’s stale jokes. Is very badly in love at the present time, and may be married by the time that this book b printed. Walks as though he were stirring lemonade with himself. WILLIAM S. HALL, 5N, Pleasanton, Kansas. M 4 Suit tit action to tin it on t ami th i u tml to ihi 1 1 tt to n. ' President of Freshman Class, 05, 08, Stage Manager M. S. M. Minstrel Troupe, Business Manager, 1908 Roltamo. Bill has led a rather chequered carreer since entering the school four years ago, and has dabbled a little in everything from politics to love. Bill was president of the Freshman Class during his first year, and we doubt if Bill Taft will be able to run his cabinet any better than Bill did his class. His love affairs, of course, are not for publication. His many duties have caused hb hair to wear away, so that he now wears it “pompadour” in order to make a little go a long way. We shall miss Bill at the close of the school year. ALEXIS XAVIER IIXINSKI, K A, TBIT , Rolla, Mo. “The prime of maniuwl, fhrinct % Mti t a ml venfurouv. 1 Varsity Baseball Team, ' 97 t ’Varsity Football Team, 97, 07. Doc’s time has come at last. He is now such an old timer that the boys regard him as a bench mark. Has an ancient, paternal manner and is at all times capable of giving good advice. Haunts the Geo- logical Survey headquarters in company with Vic Hughes, and is supposed to be a very busy man. Has a benevolent aspect which is in keeping with his patriarchal manner. 27

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HAMMOND LADD, Ro lgj Mo, ' flrkold Hi t h ih (, hy X tt uir $ kind it hi u r ; ii tth ti tukh it Jt itk a .tt mu “Happy” is the children ' s friend, and is a regular “Diamond Dick 1 to the Rolls kids, who buzz round him like dies round a had egg Resembles a tape- worm in appearance! owing to his extraordinary length. Is sometimes called “Bfftijijrola” for the same reason. Combines childish play and extra- ordinary scholarship in a remarkable degree, and, although he is the baby of his class in years, he is a never-ceasing wonder for his ability to do good work without any study Goes to school at times Is an artistic photographer, as proven by fail many excellent illustrations in this book. PAUL BAUCHMANN LEMING, K A, Cape Girardeau, Mo. “ ? !« 7 Ih afmidt inw’t kmi ivi« h ft itf uldn 7 civ » inot a iittir; Alt hr wants u an rlrcfrit fay t And a prrtiy iittir Tr dtiy hynr Cape Girardeau State Normal Entered M. S. M. 1906 Paul ' s sole redeeming feature is his ability to tell stale jokes. Otherwise he is considered quite hope- less notwithstanding the fact that ft few far-sighted individuals predict that he will some day fill a pulpit. Is much given to oratory, and his stentorian tones can often be heard swaying the Civil Engineering Class. Will marrv within a month after leaving College, and will then return to the swamps to further the study of his pet scheme, “The Drainage of Swamp Lands. M ELMER COOPER LIST, Cape Girardeau, Mo. flc has Mci tf had a tight t Amt fms nnvr jiHttfd a rwt: ) oft wiui hunt th itbii II ui id uW Ami you 7 nat find om u quirt p| Cape Girardeau State Normal. Entered M. S. M., f 06. Member M. S. M. Orchestra. Another inhabitant of the swamps and is reported to have webbed feet. Tall, dignified, and of stately mien. Why he still remains in this vale of tears is a mystery to all his friends. Would louk exceed- ingly well in saintly robes, but would have to sub- stitute his heavenly harp for a drum, which he plays with great expression, and almost brings the tear to one’s eyes Never was known to talk to anyone but his landlady, who thinks him “the nicest boy! M 20