Minier High School - Scroll Yearbook (Minier, IL)

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HUMCR Duane Berry: What'll we do tonight? Don F.: We'1l toss a coin. If it's heads, we'1l get dates: if it's tails we'1l go to the movies alone: if ltstandson edge, we'1l study. Barbara: Bill, will you love me when my hair has turned to gray? Bill: Why not? I've loved you through four colors already. Waiter: Your order Miss? Mettie: I'd like a big sirloin steak. Walter: And what do you wish, sir? Jerry: I wish I hadn't come here. Hal: Darling, will you love me always? Karen: 'Forever and Forever? Hal: How long is forever? Karen: OhI you know, like a permanent wave ---- two or three months. Blll Shadow stalled his car on the railroad track with the train coming. Betty Jean, being very mad at him for something. was in the back seat and screamed Go on. Bill said, You've been driving from the back seat all day, I've got my end across, see what you can do with your end. Waiter: May I help you with that soup sir? David Miller: What-do you mean, help me? I don't need any help. Waiter: Sorry sir. From the sound, I thought you might wish to be dragged ashore. The salesgirl said: If you remove the bodice of this Easter garment you have a play suit. If you remove the skirt you have a sunsuit. If you remove anything else you have a 1awsuit. Mr. Saunders: If I take a potato and divide it into two parts, then into four parts, and each of the four into two parts, what would I have? Keith Huff: 'Potato sa1ad. Mr. Tackett: floaded with luggage at the railway station, I wish we'd brought the piano along. Mrs. Tacket: Don't be funny Jim. Mr. Tacket: But Faye, I left the tickets on the piano. Mrs. Bahan: 'What did your father say when you wrecked the car? Jake: Shall I leave out the swear words? Mrs. Bahan: 'Certainly' Jake: 'He didn't say a word. Mr. Miller: 'Do you believe that tight clothes stop circulation? John Barret: 'Certainly not, the tighter a Woman's clothes the more she is in circulation. 40

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Ax! ,-W 5 MX, .,,,,w,, ,,V 5-55-1 553: DICK FREITAG CAPTAIN 6 ft. 1 in., 164 lbs. Junior center BILL IMIG 5 fr. 4 112 in., 130 lbs. Senior guard sh A-, ' i wifi .3 qs . 'yr :, 4 ff, ., 1 ,. .W f S i gg ' -f iti 'I Y-if I sk 1 I N x .--......,,, BILL MUELLER, CAPTAIN DUANE BERRY 5 fr. 11 112 1n., 161 lbs. 5 fr. 10 1!2 in., 150 lbs. Senior forward Sophomore forward 15 ,, I V 1 : .1 K ,..r.. Q ' 'Mr CHEERLEA DERS Merrie Saunders, Pat Malinowski, Barbara Drinnon, and Ruth Henderson. 39 . . 5 N JAKE BAHAN 5 fr. '1 in., 130 lbs. Junior guard

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if? fr Hold still Karen! Lunchtime n Set 'em up straight kids. That mean Senior! ! !! Getting impatient??? FRESHMAN IN ITIATION Pick on someone your own size! Getting cold feet???! ! ! mzmf t .-fam, . . i Takes two to tango.