Minatare High School - Arrow Yearbook (Minatare, NE)

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No. ll0'76843 is now being taken to the Minatare State Prison for bigamy, having three husbands at once Yes Betty Pollard swears she wrll never look another man rn the face Don Ramrg alras two legged Jasper rs teachrng the rhumba rn the Terrytown State teachers College Professor Harvey Rerchert has Just put hrs new drug up for sale Avarlable Rerchert s Drug Take notrce boys rt makes you dream of beautrful grrls Ken Rern the well known college basketball star rs now coachrng hrs own team CThe Rernettesj All red headed freckle faced grrls Arlene Schlager lrkes her Job very well She rs a Taxr Cab drrver rn Chrcago lts a good thrng she had experrence rn dr1v1ng rn a brg crty before fM1H3UCj Dwrght Schmrdt rs perfectrng a new orl to use on hrs potato ctups rn hrs potato chrp factory Barbara Shadegg IS starrrng over statron ZTUP as the well known ventrrloqurst She IS also rmrtatrng mens vorces Max Tyrrell alras speed demon Tyrrell 1S now enterrng the race track to try and wrn hrs 91st strarght wrn rn the Mrdget Auto Races Thrs rs hrs frrst race Ho' Ho' We strll frnd Darlene Wrckard UYIHS to learn how to rrde a horse by practrcrng on rockrng horses Ronald told her he wouldn t marry her rf she drdn learn how to rrde We frnd LaVonne Wrse as a court reporter rn the Mrnatare Court House She rs makrng S400 a month enough to support her and her husband alone Ah' ha' Junror Yokomrzo frnally made rt Professor Yokomrzo 15 teachrng ad vanced Astronomy rn the Mrtchell College From the reflectrons of our muror we hope you realrze what a swell class we are loosmg from the Mrnatare Hrgh School Good luck to the Class of 53 'ETL q l9557 fyww ff . . ' . . . , . . . . at . , . . . . . . . . . C a 1 1 1 I 1 . ' . . . . .' . . ' . . .t . , , . Vgggiluos fsi h H952' if C 'Y A - jvs I, C.: Fx ll l l' KN ,f 'ggi k 4 V, . p , lx XX H:7'r:f'J X

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY As we look rnto the mrrror rt reflects the future of the class of 1953 We frnd that Thelma Anderson through her past experrence has wrrtten the best seller How To Be a Hula Hula Dancer Chuck Arends has been promoted to head blower of the McGrew Bubble Gum Factory Flash' Bob Aschenbrenner rs rn Hollywood producrng hrs frrst and last movre Brenda Starr starrrng Betty Burbach as the leadrng lady Professor Harvey Bauer has Just recerved hrs patent for hrs new rnventron of non wearrng trres as he wore hrs others out gorng to Bayard Extra' The greatest star of Hollywood Betty Burbach marrres the greatest flop producer of Hollywood Bob Aschenbrenner Be on lookout for John Burbach alras Slugger Joh who has Just escaped from the Melbeta State Prrson Is armed wrth water prstol and to be consrdered dangerous by all who can t swrm Bonnre Coover has just rnherrted the Wickard Two Way Stretch Grrdle factory from her ex husband Herb Belreve me she rs brrngrng her ten grrl s frgures up rrght Vrolet Eskam leaves her husband and seven chrldren to wrestle rn the 1957 Champronshrp Jerry Fertrg rs now the famous cowboy star Smoke Rrng Fertrg favorrte of all hrgh school students Tom Fulton rs now grvrng hrs book revrew for hrs last novel on War Experrences Mrller wrth therr twelve krds As Gene sard they come cheaper by the dozen We frnd Delores Hermbouch rrdrng back and forth from Mrnatare to New York or the Unron Pacrfrc R. R. the mam reason rs that she was grven a pass by her husband Lonnre Wrckard Ronald Hoffman alras two gun Hoffman rs now makrng rockrng horses for Dar lene To practrce on Wow' Doug Jay rs rn Florrda takrng prctures of the bathmg beautres Who rs noted for berng at Knuckle Junctron and at Frst Crty more than anyone else? None other than Nelson Jay Well we frnd that Kenneth LaFon s correspondence wrth hrs grrl shorthand pal hasn t done hrm much good He has now decrded to teach opera srngrng' Bob Lofrng rs rn the Angora Audrtorrum grvrng hrs 5th noted speech on Why You Should Stay Srngle We frnd Marlyce Merer rn Denver strll lookrng for more chrome or somethrrfg she can add to Marvrn Ramrg s new Plymouth Flash' Shuley Molko rs to become the frrst woman presrdent of the Unrted States Sam Paz rs the leader of the greatest counterfret gang rn hrstory Polrce are strll lookrng for the last counterfret Paz Payroll Well look who's coming down the street! Gene Green and the tormer Barbara

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We the Senlor class of 1953 berng of unsound mrnd and doubtful memory do hereby make publrsh and declare thrs to be our last w1ll and testament Part I To the sen1ors of next year we wlll our class sponsor Mr Luedke rn hopes that they treat h1m better than we have Part II To the Jumors we wtll our semor year tn hopes that they use rt as we drd Part HI To the sophomores we w1ll our sneak day rn hopes that they get more out of them than we d1d Part IV To the freshmen we wxll our four years at M H S ln hopes that they get more out of them than we dtd Part V The 1nd1v1dual members of the class of 53 wrll what 15 consrdered as theu' own rn the followmg manner OO I Thelma Anderson wtll my datnty strlde to Verna Brehm the grrdmen s pr1de I Charles Arends w1ll my smartness 1n school to any poor struggling sophomore I Robert Aschenbrenner wrll my rep for good sense unto Tom M1er because he so dense I Harvey Bauer my last w1ll now record I leave to the hrgh school a very good I Betty Burbach leave my w1t and charm to poor Tom Dunn tw1ll do h1m harm I John Burbach hereby gladly w1ll my plgeontoedness to Roger Burbach the advantage 1S n1l f1 e grrls I Bonme Coover w1th restratned zeal wrll to Betty Arends my sex appeal I V1olet Eskam tn my generous style to Dorothy Ptnny ln trust my falthful naxl I Jerry Fertlg w1th pep and vrvacrty leave to Ruth Schwabauer my curoslty I Tom Fulton bequeath my famed QI ll never tellj To one who can use lt as well I Gene Green wlll my lovely blonde curls to my admu-egg, those sweet lrttle Jumor I Delores Helmbouch wtll my younger sts my commerc1al for 1n that I m a whrz I Ronald Hoffman fnow I m usemg my headj wrll to Kenneth Steele my motto Early to Bed park I Doug Jay at once grve away to Loretta Brehm my slow easy way I Nelson lay am st1ll rn the dark leave to sweet Mary Ann Fertlg my longtng to I Kenneth LaFon as the Jumors advance bequeath them my well known br1ll1ance I Bob Lof1ng all tradrtlon deny and leave to Jerry Lelkam my manners so shy f l. ' ' is ford. . . . . no .1 .