Milwaukee School of Engineering - EMF Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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i THE i p2(0 EHF ■' ..A» U f IF— If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too: If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise; If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim, If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same: If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools; If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss: If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: Hold on!” If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue. Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch, If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you. If all men count with you. but none too much: If you can (ill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it. And—which is more—you’ll be a Man. my son! From Kipling. -pm Page Seventy-eight

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Two reasons why Greve and Groth attend fraternity meetings: Cigars and punch. One morning Wickus was taking a nap in calculus class. Stransky was about to punch him so that Doc. Yeaton wouldn’t see him, when Yeaton re- marked: “Don’t be so rough with him Stransky. Let him sleep a-while.” Eddy is working in Mr. Brown’s office correcting papers. He reports that lie has learned two more applications for the formula: Force is equal to the mass times the acceleration. Ellison discovered to be an 1. W. W. (1 Worship Women.) How- Prohibition involves calculus: The amount of alcohol is the vari- able which approaches y- of 1% as the limit. Lieut. Rick of the R. O. T. C.: “What shall we do tonight?” Buchan: “Get that girl that you had at the Association dance and I’ll get some other doll and we’ll go out for a good time.” Our idea of a pessimist is a man who would not sit down to eat a baked apple with cream without first determining the core loss. Calculus Problem: Differentiate pi with respect to (a). Answer: If we let (a) stand for appetite the whole class proves them- selves skilled mathematicians. Lowcock was asked why the efficiency was not taken into consideration when figuring the secondary current of a transformer, from the rating. “Oh, that’s the outcome of the transformer.” “Say, Rogers, did you study your math, hist night?” “Yes. We spent all our time extracting the root of log x in the park last night.” Mr. Bovee has entered the commercial field. Tic has accepted a position as collector for the McGray-Hill Company. He now starts his lectures with this refrain: “Did I get four dollars from everybody for McGraw-Hill?” JOKES Alborn is working on a novel electric heater. It is designed for 220 volts, 3 phase. It has three heating coils disconnected in Y, that is, the neutral ends are brought near together but not in contact. Thus the resist- ance is infinity, and the current zero. Then I-R—0X00. which is inde- terminate. Therefore the heater will give any amount of heat desired. It is regulated by a small dial on the front. Page Seventy-seven

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 H M TEE fi.920 HMF' ’ “ ' yim.m,| AW Z , QUaas Bnittga The class of 1920 is a fusion of the best material of several classes bound together by pep and loyalty. This pep and loyalty is the direct result of numerous class meetings held during law periods. These law periods, were chosen for this purpose, because we wanted to practice parlimentarv pro- cedure. after listening to Prof. Ball's previous experiences which occurred while he practiced law in the thriving metropolis of Illinois—Pontiac. These meetings were always called for some definite purpose, such as the election of officers or other necessary evils. However, they always ended in a deci- sion in favor of some social function, such as the class dance. This dance was the headliner of a number of brilliant series of social events, which will continue to take place throughout our senior year. This event took place on the twentieth day of November in the Wisconsin Players Hall, and was attended by the class members and their friends. The evening was spent in dancing to the good music furnished by our saxaphone artist Mr. Rogers, who is a master at producing “jazz” music. The Jazz Music was enjoyed by all of us. and especially by Mr. and Mrs. Hartman, whenever it happened to be a waltz. The waltzing turned to sail ng when Stransky and Wickus brought in the punch. The punch, although lacking a kick, seemed to cheer and inebriate, in fact it was so good that several of the “tuffer” element of our class finished it in their room, much to the disgust of the rest of the members. Several of the dancers had a little party, given in honor of Mr. Ralph Wickus by—well, we all understand the situation. Mr. Wickus hails from the wilds of Baraboo, but please let this statement cast no reflections upon the party. This party was a very pretty affair and the beauty was greatly improved upon by Mr. Greve, who added a little local coloring in the form of deep crimson blushes. Besides dancers we have several noted athletes in the class, and to show our appreciation the class stands 100% in the athletic association. 'The other activities are the A. I. E. E. and the Phi Delta Omega societies. In the A. I. 1C. E. we have a 100% membership. The assistant chairman, the highest student officer, is one of our class. Mr. Lowcock. please bow and collect the flowers. Speaking of flowers, Mr. Greve has a couple of roses coining for being secretary of the Phi Delta Omega society. 'These few flow- ers arc nothing in comparison to those which the School owes the senior engineers for the wonderful aggressiveness and pep shown in all the school activities. G. R. H. H. E. G. Prof. Boyce (in electrochemistry) : “In a bad storage battery, which is the positive element?” Zeunert (after deep thought): “The zinc.” St p if