Milwaukee School of Engineering - EMF Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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WANT ADS Wanted—Dancing lessons. I will pay ten cents per hour. I am the essence of grace and loveliness. CLARENCE C.. BYAL. Wanted—To lose fifteen minutes. Can Margaret H. lose it for me? No one else need apply. J. C. WICKS. Wanted—More cube root problems to copy. SPENCER J. RICHARDS. W'anted—Pretty girl to take to dances, etc. EARL L. SOLVERSON. Wanted—Pretty women to love. GEO. A. WEAVER. Lost—Picture of one of Mack Sennett’s Bathing Beauties. Finder please return to ALFRED G. GEH RICE. Wanted—More study periods to read Breezy stories. EDGAR H. GRUDA. Wanted—A middle name. They didn’t have them when I was born. ALVIN MILLER. Wanted—One real glass of beer. ALBERT R. WOZNIAK. Wanted—A further distance to walk. SPENCER J. RICHARDS. Lost—One perfectly good love letter. Finder please return to CARL O. BENDER. Wanted—Less work and more pay. Wanted—More spirits in class. The laboring three J. C. WICKS. (Chairman) L. H. BYRNS, E. L. SOLVERSON. E. L. SOLVERSON. (President.) G. A. WEAVER, (Secretary.) Mr. Kelly: “What is an unknown quanity?” Laurence: “The amount of coal you are going to get from the coal dealer!” Edgar: “I want to ask you about a tragedy.” Mr. Teter: “Yes?” Edgar: “What is my grade?” Weaver: “Have you a minute to spare?” Wicks: “Certainly.” Weaver: “Well, tell me all you know.” Esulis: “I had a fall last night and was unconscious for six hours.” Molly: “Why, how did that happen?” Esulis: “I fell asleep and didn’t wake up for six hours.” Question: Why is Physics like love? Answer: The lower the gas, the greater the pressure. Mr. Thompson asked Richards the following question: “What is elec- tricity? Richards (hesitating) : “Um-oh-oh, I forget.” Mr. Thompson : Too bad ! The only man who ever knew what electricity is and he has forgotten!” Girl: “How will those fellows ever get clean?” Fellow: “What do you suppose we have the scrub team for?” Page Two Hundred Sixty-three

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 119 (0 EMF: --- tf ' 'vG£,'Z? ZZZXa— ' :zk 'a 7 % E. $. 2 W. E. Brown ...................................................President A. L. Thorpe...................................................Secretary H. W. Licbscher...............................................Treasurer A. J. Portli .....................................................Editor E. A. Goessl ...................................................Athletic Representative C. A. Goessl .....................................................Social Representative CLASS MOTTO ‘‘He that never thinks, never can be wise.” CLASS COLORS Khaki and Blue CLASS FLOWER American Beauty CLASS YELL “Khaki and blue, khaki and blue. That’s who we are. Who are you?” CLASS OFFICERS Head of the Department, Francis E. Kelley WHAT THE MEMBERS OF THE CLASS EXPECT TO GET OUT OF AN EDUCATION AS SEEN BY THE EDITOR Brown: The right to wear shell rimmed glasses. Brunett: Corporal’s stripes in the R. O. T. C. Catura: A diploma. Delaporte: A job in an office so that he can be near the girls. Drcxler: An intelligent look. Dudcy: A job on a cement mixer. Floyd: The ability to find the resistance of an artillery battery. Frederick: A lot of books to throw at the cat. E. Goessl: The ability to know when it is “quitting time” without look- ing at his watch. C. Goessl: A high forehead. Heileman: The ability to operate the elevator in the village post office. Kuzba: The mastery of a cork screw. Licbscher: A commission in the Swiss navy. Poepp: The ability to figure his own electricity problems. Portli: The ability to talk to a girl without blushing. Pospyhalla: A complete mastery of the intricacies of a punch press. Ramsey: The ability to take Mr. Ferguson’s position. Ruppert: The ability to talk to a brakcman on a freight train. Sarnie: Thirty dollars per---while it lasts. Schlada: Plenty of “nerve.” Thorpe: The ability to understand the “jokes” at the theaters. Tupper: A bit 0’ knowledge. Page Two Hundred Sixty-five